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>tfw no tortured artist bf
>wanting a damaged person as life partner.
This is a really bad idea. It will only end in lots of pain for either one of you or both.
>tfw no artist bf to torture then make him express it through art
>>27933067
This is just a shitposting thread so never take the bf typ serious
>do online dating
>get messaged first literally every day, sometimes even by cute girls
>they're really interested
>they ask what I do
>tell them I work in a warehouse and go to community college
>they stop responding
I thought you said it was all about looks
women are like chimpanzees and are only interested in men they deem alpha males
>>27932997
the tier list is and always will be
status>money>looks>personality
online dating just reinforces that more, since these people are looking for a "long term relationship" (someone to support their busted ass)
>>27932997
some advice for you quit community college its a complete waste of time
why are gfs this pretty only obtainable through genetic pool lottery luck and not hard work? fembots, explain this.
>>27932983
That's not true at all, if you get rich you can get whatever you want.
The problem is that like a rose the beauty of a female will wither away.
Not everything can be gained by hard work. It's important to be able to accept this. There is nothing unfair about that either, no one is entitled to anything by hard work, sometimes things are just the way they are. There is a lot of happiness to gain from the world, you don't need things to be perfect to gain that.
>>27933058
>There is a lot of happiness to gain from the world, you don't need things to be perfect to gain that.
but i want that kind of happiness that comes with a qt gf with perfect huge soft titties
>long philtrum
>thin upper lip
If you have this you are ugly I'm sorry to say. This applies to both men and women. Most normies don't know what a philtrum is but they don't need to. They see ugly and they know ugly they don't care why ugly.
that girl would still get bfs and sex partners 1000x more easily than a handsome man
I don't have this but I do have a negative canthal tilt so I'm still absolutely fucked.
>>27933215
>negative canthal tilt
Can you post some examples of this senpai? I might have it not sure.
pics that make u go hmm
xquisit
suavey
miraculess
I like women hate threads because i'd rather feel hatred than emptiness. You?
I don't think it's healthy to have hatred towards the opposite sex. Sometimes I feel like MGTOW and Radical Feminism are cultivated by an entity that tries to sow distrust towards men and women.
>>27932942
To be fair, MGTOW is kind of like feminism. Some of it is radical gender hating, and others are just seeking for equality under the eyes of the law (child custody and alimony, for example).
Hating 50% of the population simply due to a single shared characteristic that nobody in that group chose to have is pretty fucking stupid.
>>27933522
But how can you go about dating women, knowing that they can withdraw their consent mid-sex and then you'll get thrown into prison for 4 years. That on just a woman's word with no proof, you get your entire life ruined forever.
Even fucking innocent fathers get falsely accused from their shit teenage daughter lying.
Feminism is teaching them that they have this power and they do. They aren't safe and I don't trust them. I'll take my 80k salary and spend it on myself instead of some leech.
let's have ourselves a good ole fashioned baww thread. anger can only get you so far. for a proper robot's emotional diet, you also need crippling depression.
>>27932762
i really shuld have thought this through before posting a multi-part comic.
>>27932771
i'm going to run out of things to type
>>27932789
then again, i'm used to talk with myself
Does anybody other robots see/hear shit? I'm not sure if I'm a schizophrenic but I see like purple lines, color static, shapes, etc
I also hear like weird static sounds, laughs, and other odd shit
Should I be worried
That depends, if you're experiencing these things right as you're about to fall asleep, it's fine, doesn't necessarily mean you're schizophrenic.
I would still see a professional though.
Quick question, watch this video, can you see the illusion?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QbKw0_v2clo
>>27932777
It depends on the time, it's happened around the time a few hours before sleep but there's also just times where i hear/see things at day
I don't get the video though, what's the point of it
>>27932870
Schizophrenic people don't see the illusion, that's why I posted it. There was some study a few years ago that used that illusion and not one person with schizophrenia saw the illusion, they just saw a hollow mask.
We generally see alot of threads about who your favorite pornstar is but never whose favorite porn site is what. So what would it be? I am not talking about streaming sights like pornhub or xxnx but actual porn studios like reality kings or gloryholeswallow.
Personally I like Jules Jordan videos the most. Their cameras and lighting make the scene much better. I am disappointed recently now that half of their movies coming out are featuring Manuel Ferrera because I can't fap if he is in it. Also they don't dress up their girls much anymore like they used to and their sets are becoming more and more boring, close to that vanilla art porn shit like blacked where everything is white sheets/white room and boring.
xvideos
chaturbate
doujin-moe (when I'm feeling a little weeby)
ashemaletube (when I'm feeling a little gay)
>>27932774
I clearly stated non-stream sites that use others content. Im talking about porn studios that produce content.
>>27932813
You expect me to read your fucking novel?
Fuck off bitch
Post about times when you got revenge against women.
>>27932693
There was this time my internet gf cucked me and wanted to keep being friends with me after that as if nothing had happened.
I blocked her from every social media and never talked to her again.
That would show her.
>date chubby indian girl with big tits
>dump her a few weeks after Valentine's Day
>she was in love with me
Take that!
>>27932693
Here's a good one. I had this dumb roastie bitch of a girlfriend back in high school, I mean fucking putrid, but she put out so young me was fucking hooked. Well, she had had a history of cheating on her boyfriends and she tried very hard to make sure none of her friends knew. One day she comes up to me, all sweet like, and says, "anon, I think we should split up." Well, I'm not happy about it but I say ok, whatever. Well, 2 weeks later this bitch ends up hooking up with my best friend and convinces him that he shouldn't talk to me anymore.
So at this point I'm like, "this ain't fucking happening." So I go and tell all of her friends about her cheating ways and all the dudes she's fucked. Not even a week later all of her friends have started to alienate her and shit talk her where she can hear.
Last I heard she had dropped out of college and was living in her boyfriends basement. All of her old friends still hate her. Serves that bitch right.
>arguing with strangers over the internet
>anime poster
>losing an argument on the internet
4chan: the thread
missed connections:
hi lads yesterday i was on r9k and someone said they'll be my gfd gf, i was asleep at this time and the thread has 404'd since then. this is hearbreaking and i am very upset about this, so i am posting this missed connections here and on my local craigslist to see if we can rekindle our star crossed love
me: trap who wants a gfd gf
you: trap who wants a subby trap gf
thank you for your time, if you know anyone that meets this description please direct them here, you could change a life.
hello my friends
i am still in search of my missed connection, please help this search.
thank you
the search continues
endless
hopeless
but i am optimistic
holy shit this is fucking desperate,
i'm sorry about what your life is like
>"don't you have any friends? "
>>27932530
>mfw the weirdo girl gets together with Chad and the robot is stuck writing the essay alone for everyone else
The Breakfast Club was too real
>>27932572
I haven't watched it but wow, that hit home. Op and anon comes in with the feels
No, I'm not very social.
I want to lose weight but I'm worried that it will shrink my dick size.
Dude if you don't lose weight you'll never get pussy so it won't even matter.
It does, trust me.
I used to weigh like 300 pound and had a 6.5" dick.
Then I made the biggest mistake of my life - tried to lose weight.
Lost 150 pounds in 4 years, dick shrunk to 2" hard and bone-pressed.
End my life.
>>27932475
It's the opposite. Your dick stays the same. But you lose all this pelvis fat and it makes your dick bigger. That's why fatasses always have small dicks in porn and the skinny lanklets are hung as fuck.
how do i join a cult?
I need a meaning in my life
>>27932464
Go to your nearest religious center senpai.
Doesn't matter which.
All that matters is that you believe everything they tell you without question.
>>27932464
You could start your own cult too. You just need to get a couple recruits to get you started.
wow a text captcha
>>27932464
Your already there lad.
