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>tfw male feminist
getting sucked into this meme was the worst thing i've ever done in my life, and i'm in waaayyy too deep to back out now.
my sister conned me into joining her stupid feminist club, and they do nothing but blame me when they decide to go out and fuck a dozen chads (which by their definition, is getting 'raped') and talk about megan trainor and shit
i called them out on their bullshit, and now they said i can't leave the club, and if i try to, one of them tell the police i raped her. what the fuck do i do??
>>27939447
I don't believe you, but go on
>>27939447
>what the fuck do i do??
make better b8
>>27939447
>baiting this hard
Here's your (You). If you really want help, see if you can get a small camera, say the same thing over again, and record her reaction. Quit then. If and when she testifies, bring up that evidence.
>People on Reddit think that being an author is harder than being a wagecuck
How does this make you feel /r9k/?
>>27939405
I really don't understand how sitting infront of a computer screen typing retarded stories pulled from your ass is more difficult than standing infront of a fucking hot grill 10 hours everyday flipping fucking burgers.
That's just me though.
Random posts on reddit do not make me feel anything, just like any other posts. If it is true I feel bad that himself and his father think that writing is somehow an issue to alcoholism, nothing to do with shitty real life. No, it is because he types things. How horrible.
>>27939784
>>27939405
>>27939834
So why don't you do it then? It's easier than being a wagecuck and is ezmoney
What reason is there for you to not?
Imagine if the human race was smart enough to do this.
>literally everyone gets fat as fuck
>standards are lowered
>life is easier
>people are happier
>woo.swf
>>27939398
collective agreements without strict enforcement fall apart instantly since there is inherent incentive not to follow it
>>27939398
thats what americans are doing irl
>>27939398
Imagine if the human race was smart enough to do this.
>literally everyone gets to a healthy weight
>standards are equalized
>life is longer, as people aren't dying from obesity-related illnesses left and right
>far less food waste
>fewer people starving in the world
Do any of you read erotic fiction? Tell me about it.
Yeah. I fantasize about Anita BRAAAAAPing on my beta face desu.
Only if its mlp and ironic
>>27939391
I did once. I was in eighth grade. One of my classmates was reading this erotic novel called "Candy Licker." And being the 13 year old goddamn idiot I was I just asked if I could read it and then sat there in class with a boner.
Anyone else unironically think it's cool when a character teleports behind someone and unsheathes their katana?
>>27939386
no since I dont watch retarded anime
>>27939386
>Anyone else unironically think it's cool when a character teleports behind someone and unsheathes their katana?
Nah I feel the same
>>27939386
depends.
am i outfitted with my trench coat and fedora?
is a steel reserve a day too much?
>malt liquor
>ever
Nigga just one of those in a lifetime qualifies you for welfare
>>27939335
Those thing give killer hangovers because of the sugar additives.
The alcohol content isn't too bad though, it's basically like drinking 2 or 3 normal beers.
>glass 40oz
Are you black?
What do you put in your green tea robots? Milk? Nothing?
Searching for maximum comfiness.
>>27939310
Need an answer ASAP.
I drink black tea, straight.
Black tea is the best to be desu, not teabags though, loose leaves.
Green Tea does not require milk or cream, it is green tea. It is a health drink.
welp looks like I might become am OTR trucker real soon.
I mean this is good right? My life won't improve, I'll still be alone with no GF, but I'll be making lots of money that I won't be able to spend cause trucking.
>>27939303
Tell us your ways.
Good shit anon, maybe I talked to you before, I'm in the process of getting my license already. When do you start?
>>27939303
>decides to become a wageslave
>chooses a job that will be obsolete within 15 years due to autonomous vehicles
Why are wageslaves /literally/ the dumbest human beings?
>love chocolate pretzels
>try to make my own
>wind up with disgusting, greasy abomination
Why is it so hard, lads?
Literally looks like shit
How did you melt it?
OP its not that hard.
>go to grocery store
>buy the large chunks of any chocolate you want if they have, if not just get bars of the chocolate you want
>when you come home break up the chocolate and put it in a bowl you can put in microwave
>melt chocolate, opening the microwave periodically to mix the chocolate and ensure no burning occurs at the bottom
>when done, enjoy
also. pic related just looks like shit, how can chocolate look so greasy
Sleep tight, wagies. Weekend's ending.
>>27939287
Who has more like OP's pic?
>>27939338
Just google up some cuckold caption pictures, slap a comfy pepe on top, change some of the text, and make your own.
>>27939359
Tried to do what you said and googled cuck captions.
>tfw I feel like a cuck now
>tfw only 6 in
jfmsuf
fembot feels: things more concerning than no bf edition
> I don't care for my friends
> realize I'll never be happy because I chase archetypes and not people
> once in a blue moon I meet people I really like
> they don't like me/aren't looking for friendship
sadfrog.jpg
>>27939256
we all long for validation from people we respect.
and I shitpost in threads with cute anime girl pictures.
>>27939256
here's the thing, girls cant be bots, fuck off 3dpd
>>27939256
>choose to behave a certain way
>unhappy because of that choice
A regular Greek tragedy, that.
So i have few male dogs and this is alpha and funny thing im beta male irl so i h8 normies even if they dogs so ye what 2 do with alfa dug?
dogs are bros and will respect and love you even if you are a beta, unlike nasty humans
Please tell me this is an attempt at copypasta
>>27939269
So you think he wont be alfa dominating me?
>a girl unironically told me I'm a six at best
Well I guess that's something. Who else /not entirely respulsive/ here?
A girl I knew at uni once told me she always underrated men 1-3 points because they "don't deserve the boost in confidence".
Anyways, one girls 6 is another girls 8. Not to mention even the purest females opinions are easily swayed by charisma, clothing, money, status etc.
>>27939214
>at best
that's anywhere from 0 to 6
>>27939214
you really care for what one girl said? i got told my whole life that im disgusting but one time going to a club and like magic a hot girl wanted to bang me so dont give up
>Thanks for letting me play dress up with your neat army man clothes Uncle anon.
>This hat is really funny. What's this skull mean?
>>27939204
It means I fought to keep your generation safe from humanity's greatest threat, my sweet nephew.
No problem Suzy, we must secure a future for white children. The skull is that of Germany's enemies.
>>27939286
Goddamn, look at the power, the determination, the zeal.
Reminder that diversity is a cancer and impedes progress. Unity like pic related is ideal.
do you agree with this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=veFx9Uw7arM
>>27939149
Is the Elliot Rodger camera angle intentional?
Is this parody?
>>27939149
He is most definitely correct about the normies infesting this board.
>>27939198
don't reply to this faggot self promoting his shitty channel
sage
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