Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 3892. page
- Home
- Board: /r9k/ - ROBOT9001
- Reading: Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 3892. page
>tfw summer is coming
Finally this hellish, horrid winter is over.
Seriously. I went fishing today and loved it even though I didn't catch anything. Feels so good to just bask my pale ass skin in the sun for a bit.
>>27940143
this should only apply if you are in school or work. summer is the season of normies, OP the only reason you would be happy about it is if you were one yourself either that or you dont have enough blankets to keep you warm
>tfw summer is coming
Fucking wasps and hornets everywhere. I want my winter back.
Whenever I think of an embarrassing or uncomfortable memory I immediately say things like 'My life is over', 'End yourself' 'Fucking kill me', and most commonly 'Everybody hates me'.
I blurt these things out loud all the time without planning to. People have given me weird looks in the past. What's wrong with me?
I do the same, thank you for the small relief I get from knowing there's someone similar
>>27940113
Nothing is wrong with you. That is the response everyone tries to bury under all the fun and happy experiences they have experienced. That humanity at the core.
I do the same. My phrases are:
>Fucking garbage
>Stupid asshole
>I hate myself
>Kill yourself
>Stupid shit
Tinder thread?
This is me right now
aye wur dem wite bitchez at
>>27940099
They all look like vapid cunts
If I have literally no pictures of myself besides when I was much younger (no social media or anything), and don't hang out with people in any situations where my picture would be taken, what can I do to set up a Tinder account? Hire a photographer to take pictures of me at the beach, holding a drink like I'm with friends?
I'm at a serious loss here.
You have nothing to loose
>that face
>snapchat
>"chill"
kys normie faggot chad
Your faggot normie face describes this board lately perfectly. No words are needed.
Back to /soc/ for you normie scum
Please, tell me happy birthday. This is my only real home.
happy birthday here's a birthday song for you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OshyhWVquA0
Happy birthday, anon!
Another year closer to death!
>>27939949
Happy birthday my man
ORINALLCOMEMMENTFUCKASKPDMAS
>spend 3 months alone living NEET lifestyle in my bedroom all day
>go to social event
>can immediately transform into a charismatic life of the party type person
am I the only one like this?
it kinda freaks me out
>>27939908
Nope, I know somebody just like youmaybe it is you
>>27939908
I'm the same way. I've been told that I'm cute/handsome etc by loads of girls though and I've always been good at talking to people, so I feel like it just has no reason to not work for me. I'm a NEET for 3 years now.
>>27940001
Sorry, bud, but cute/handsome means "I'd rather date chad."
Who else here /scaredofpolice/?
I was just studying in the lounge of my grad school (which is closed at night on Sundays but I work there and often study after,) and the police came by asking for a suspicious man. They tried my card and noticed I have access and wasn't a trespassing bum so they left, but now I feel all antsy. Anyone else have a similar phobia? I'm not scared of many other things, I can give speeches, don't get grossed out by bugs, can talk to people, aren't afraid of heights but man for some reason cops creep me out. I guess I should shave to stop looking like a bum but I'm also shifty and sometimes mumble due to Tourette's, so I feel like a target.
Anyone here in a similar boat?
>>27939859
They leave me alone and I return the favor.
We just stay out of each others way. I don't live in murica tho so no police state!
>>27939859
Don't be scared of the piggus op they're just a bunch of pussies who couldn't hold their own in childhood so now roam the streets with bats and chemicals (guns bats and chemicals for the freedom people) looking for children and the weak to beat on
Tl:dr when you see an officer spit at his feet and call him scum
>>27940874
Wow you should be careful with all that edge
do you guys have hidden snacks in your rooms?
i have these compartments on either side of the keyboard tray in ddesk and in them i have bags of triscuts, crackers, and other goodies.
Remilia is so cute.
I have a carrier bag filled with snacks under my desk. Oreos, jaffa cakes, pringles, kinder chocolate.
>>27940446
what flavor oreos? pringles?
Not really hidden since there's no need for them to be, but I have a shelf on which I keep whatever snacks I buy. Currently there's Pepsi Max, Fruit Pastilles, Pringles, and apples.
what's stopping you from having a qt black gf /r9k/?
I mean there are tons of lonely girls out there, it's not line you are going to breed or disappoint your parents any further...
theres barely any black girls in New Zealand, theres maori girls but i dont wanna get beat up
and im talking real black as in the girl in OP's pic, I've seen like 5 black people in my entire life
>>27939766
I have higher standards than a monkey named Uniqua who probably has aids and lives off of welfare
>>27939866
where I used to live I had black girls hitting me left and right, so I thought to could do better...
Where I live now I get no attention, I wish I could of just dated one to get rid of my virginity, and maybe develop a taste for black ass.
have you tried dating sites? maybe import one from Zimbabwe or something.
>go to doctor to get x-rays on my groin
>have to wear just a hospital gown
>qt nurse girl lifts up my gown and starts rubbing gel on my balls
>can feel my cock start twitching
>have to sing the national anthem in my head to stop myself from getting an erection
>>27939711
>stopping yourself from getting an erection
>>27939727
She would've thought I was a creep if I popped a boner right in front of her
>>27939758
Dude she's a nurse
She cleans bedpans and looks at boners at least 5 times a day
As long as you're average size and not under like 7" you're fine
ITT: Regular, ordinary things you've forgotten about people.
>Reading a Doujin.
>See a line about body warmth.
>Confused.
>People aren't warm.
>Realize they were talking about body heat.
>Realize I don't know what other people feel like.
>everybody poops
>some people are genuinely satisfied with their lives and have never considered killing themselves
>>27939697
Do these people actually exist?
EVERY NOW AND THEN I FALL APART
whats your story anon?
original commento
>>27939573
TURN AROUND BRIGHT EYES
>>27939661
evig em a nosaer
>have group project which is worth 10% of my grade
I am actually considering skipping it because its too late where I would basically have to ask a group to leech off them right now.
Why do they force this shit on us?
Just do the whole thing by yourself.
So your in highschool? That is a bannable offence.
>>27939525
throw rocks at people or something, i don't know.
I want to become a polyamourous patriarch.
Assume I have the aura of a Chad.
What do I need to do for it /r9k/. Say I want to achieve the goal till 45.
And how to become the leader of an strongly self-supporting in-group?
What is the action-plan for a non-autist here?
Tfw I'll never be Stacey's gay best friend.
whu
I have two gfs atm and have had two other gfs in the past, sounds turbo alpha but I just date aspie girls who dont care if I see other women since they dont fall for the social acceptance meme like normie women
Why haven't there been any omegle threads lately? Let's get our lonely robot asses and talk.
tags: r9k, robot9001, r9komegle, omegler9k
>>27939479
give up senpai they're long dead
because these threads are cancer and everyone is slowly dying
saged
>>27939508
how are they dead?
>>27939511
i've had some epic convos on the tag, it's sad how no one's on anymore
