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>a 18yo dog fucker/daddy suguar make more money than you
Seriouly, fuck this world. I'm done.
she hasn't even put any into the savings account, literal retard.
>>27942313
Wait she has dog vids??
>caring about other people
this bitch is an ugly whore
she looks like she's gonna die in 10 years to some random bullshit like some head on collision
dont worry about other people, worry about yourself and
>>27943110
you earn jack shit in interests with regular bank accounts,i got about half that and the amount youll get is like.. 80 bucks in a year
then when you put it in those interest accounts you get charged huge fees if you withdrawal ontop of scummy plans that like require x or Y
only actual legit good amount of return on that amount of money will be through investments, which is incredibly risky
I just want to ask /r9k/ for what they think.
I want to quit my job, and I really want to go in tomorrow and tell my boss that I'm giving my one-week notice, and that this Friday is going to be my last day.
I've wanted to quit this job since I first started in September 2015. It's a dead-end gig with no chance of advancement or promotion, and the pay was really shitty ($9.50/hr). I've had to invent/greatly exaggerate everything that is currently on my resume, because most of the time, I don't do anything, and when I do, is basic unskilled shit like data entry and filing crap away. The company itself is really shitty, from an objective point: it's a small trucking company staffed by spics (who can't be bothered to do things properly), with only five other people who are all old fucks. The actual "office" itself building is shitty: a re-purposed house in the poorest part of town
But I put up with it, because for all that time, I had my own office, and could apply for jobs. But a few weeks ago, they took away my office and put me in a "desk" (i.e. a shitty foldable plastic table) in the common room. I hate it.
I just don't think it's worth it. Should I quit, Robots?
>>27942209
Don't quit until you have another job lined up man
>>27942381
But I can't get anything.
At the same time, I don't want to be in this job where I really don't feel comfortable at. I don't learn anything of value, I'm never going to be promoted, I don't interact with any of the co-workers and they've started to become assholes recently; the pay is terrible, and I feel like the manager is subtly goading me into quitting by taking away my office and desk and putting me in a shit foldable table.
I've applied for other jobs, and sometimes I get interviews, but in the end, I always get rejected. Everything on my resume is bullshit, because I don't do ANYTHING where I work. I don't feel that it's worth it, staying there any longer.
>>27942502
Just lie your ass off and exaggerate on what ever you do, data entry = prepared/analysed field data/client data to optimize productivity/profit margins etc.
>Do you have enough money saved up where you can do a short course/training such as getting certified in a skill?
Any programmers up right now?
>>27942208
yeah whats up buddy?
I mean I'm a software dev with a bachelor's in computer science but I don't program in my off time if that's what you mean.
>>27942208
I fucking hate my professor makes me feel like I'm not a programmer.
gf of 9 months broke up with me what do
>Block her number and block her on all social media.
>Try to avoid seeing her IRL as much as possible
>Hang out with friends/family to take your mind off of her
>Do anything that distracts you
Fart on her pillow.
Buy a new spare pillow, you probably won't want to hug the fart pillow to sleep.
Cry for about a week
Stop looking at your phone, no she isn't texting you
Use free time to better yourself and find how to be happy without a significant other
Post your hours in the past two weeks along with your most recently played game
Feels good to be a NEET
bump
rfdgsfdhazjtrejretj
>>27942167
Been 2unmotivated2game
hey dont mute me pls
>you'll never sit across from Emma
That's fine, rather have her straddle my lap.
>Emma will never sit on your dick
>you'll never go on a hike with her
>she'll never spontaneously turn around to tell you how much she admires the relationship you're in
Does anyone else like imagining female qt soldiers getting shot and killed in combat?
I don't know what exactly it is, it's not really a sexual thing cause I don't get a boner from it but I really enjoy thinking about female soldiers dying. Particularly the noises they would make and their helpless cries of pain.
I remember being a kid and not liking to watch death scenes in movies because they gave me a boner. Now they don't and I don't really care. But when, for example, I played Half Life 2 and one of the female rebels got shot in the head and died I kind of liked it. Later on I would line up female citizens in Garrys Mod and shoot them or have them shot by powerful combine soldiers just to hear their moans of pain.
This wasn't enough so I started looking for movies with a lot of female soldeirs dying in them but I couldn't find many. As a result I play female characters in games just to hear the noises they make when they get hurt or die.
I dunno what it is. I used to imagine being a soldier when I was a little kid while masturbating fruitlessly because I didn't know how to fap, so I am wondering if that fucked up my sexuality somehow.
Does anyone else share these feels? They give me an odd satisfaction. i watched the Hatred trailer where the woman has a gun stuck in her mouth and she begs for mercy and for some reason I really enjoyed it. I don't know how to explain it. I don't hate women and would never do anything like this, are there any other vidya or movies you would recommend for this kind of thing?
Also share obscure feelz.
>tfw cooked my first semi-involved meal
>tfw excited to set up a dentist appointment tomorrow
Anyway does anyone have any movies I can watch that feature qts getting hurt or killed? Preferably with guns. I did see that french movie an anon on cuckchan recommended where the qt soldiers get executed but it was pretty short and there wasn't any cries of pain or blood or it didn't really help me. I'd appreciate any movies you guys can think of. Thanks.
>>27942351
get help. soon youll be watching isis videos.
is the neet life really that good, or is it just a meme?
>>27942132
neet here, it's a meme
constant, crippling self hatred combined with the constant fear that whoever you're leeching off of will kick you out is horrendous
grass is always greener, anon
The loneliness of sitting in your room every day is terrible and every day you feel like you accomplish nothing. The people who know of your situation look down on you and you feel like a failure.
>>27942132
It's not a meme at all, the NEET life is better than anything else.
This doesn't mean it's good, however.
>Voice chatting with fembot on Skype
>Secretly fapping at the same time
Am I the only one?
I don't see how anyone could get away with that. I usually whimper and gasp for air because I hold my breath, so it'd be impossible for me.
>>27942286
I'm completely silent when I fap.
>>27942286
>can't fap and hold a conversation in normal voice tone
>Hasn't spent years perfecting silent fapping
Step up.
Can someone please talk to me? Or just have a presence?
what is wrong anon
I'm here cutiepie, what is wrong?
my friend is taking forever in a video game so you can chat me up if ya like homie
I'm fucking done, I've been suffering for long enough and no matter what I do I'm still absolutely fucking miserable.
I've decided to finally stop being a pussy and end the pain myself, but first I want to do something big and crazy that maybe I could have some fun just once before I die. It's been so long since I've done something that made me feel anything positive.
Things to keep in mind:
-No worries about long term consequences in general, but if it's something I could get sent to prison for I need a quick out (ie a nearby cliff to jump off of) because there is no way in hell I'm going to prison and becoming Rakonda's lesbian fucktoy.
-I'm only 19
-I only have about $200
-Something that can be done immediately would be preferred, but I'm willing to wait up to a full thirty days for a plan to come to fruition
-I'm not physically attractive
>>27942054
>-No worries about long term consequences in general, but if it's something I could get sent to prison for I need a quick out (ie a nearby cliff to jump off of) because there is no way in hell I'm going to prison and becoming Rakonda's lesbian fucktoy.
So youre a girl? Just be my gf
b gf please
Have lots of unprotected wild sex?
Idk.
...have sex with a few guys from this board and make their dreams come true, make them feel wanted, give them a reason to live.
Maybe you wont go to hell for doing good deeds b4 u go.
The only type of music I care about is vidya soundtracks
Not even movie soundtracks
Adding lyrics and vocals to music was actually a big step back
Vidya OSTs are the true successors of classical music
>>27942005
pic unrelated though, i hope
>>27942190
It's just a random game related pic. It's vidya soundtracks in general, the "genre" if you will.
I hate guitars the most
FF6 has the best OST out of any game. Prove me wrong.
This girl is gorgeous and we somehow matched. What do i say? She replied with "heyyy" btw
>>27941995
Heres what she looks like
Solid 5/10 roastie. Qualified slut. Just ask for her number then ask for nudes. If she refuses and says she doesn't even know you, then take her on a date then fuck her roastie brains out.
>>27941995
>hey qt
maximum sperglord
>sister going through rough divorce
>talks to me for moral support/advice
>mad at her friends for no apparent reason
>says she should get rid of them
At that point, I stop her and get more serious
>"don't get rid of your friends for no reason"
>"appreciate what you have, even if they get on your nerves sometimes"
>"you never want to turn out like me"
>actually open up a little, mention how lonely it is having no friends for long enough to forget how to make some
>It bounces off her skull like I just spoke gibberish
>she says she's lonely too, how she only hangs out with her friends because its something to do
>"I'm totally an introvert too! lol"
>next day see more pictures of her going out with her friends on her snapchat story, just like every day
Why do normies think it's so cool to be lonely?
>Normies paying attention to robots
>>27941969
Women think lonely is having a couple hours to yourself while you shitpost on FB and snapchat to your friends.
They don't understand the literal zero friends concept. Or the talking to nobody outside of cashiers/mommy/coworkers in a given week/month.
>>27941969
>>next day see more pictures of her going out with her friends on her snapchat story, just like every day
i'm not familiar with snapchat but I assume this means you use it
in which case you are a normon too and need to leave
Who /boogers/ here?
>rarely get sick
>delicious snack every time I wake up
>nose is always extremely clean
>go on a trip with some normies
>never really had the chance to eat them
>get home and get in the shower
>take out the biggest fucking booger in my life and stare at it for like 5 minutes
>my nose felt so satisfied, like i came out of my nose really hard
>too precious to eat it
> accidentally drop with while playing around with it
I was trying to find it for 2 min until i gave up :(
this thread made me read the Wikipedia article
on "eating mucus". what a load of crap
everyone has tried their own snot
and it's fucking great and not dangerous. of course you don't scratch open the inside of your own nose.
>be in class
>feel up in nose
>crusty and gooey, just how I like 'em
>reach deep into nostril
>accidentally push boogy to the back of my nose
>FUCK
>get pissed and place finger on front of nostril
>place other finger on top of other nostril
>blow hard
>booger was massive
>people around me saw me dunk it into my mouth
