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hey robots, I'm drunk as hell. but listen to this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSoM2sJ4N1M
this song is the bomb, girls may be sluts and simmilar to children and stuff but, then you find a woman that stay faithful for half a century and does the things the beach boys talk about in the lyrics of this song, she might be a keeper.
keep your chin up r9k.
>>27947298
>its natural therefore its good
le trash
>>27947298
I'm listening to eurobeat and now I can't sleep. Fucking 160bpm songs and initial d webm threads.
>>27947298
>using biological aspects to decide what's right and wrong
then, OP, perhaps you should kill yourself because you were born retarded? :)
Is it better to be single virgin kissless loser doing whatever or have an ugly gf who everyone thinks is ugly and she is fat too.
Serious question.
Not going to read until we get a video of you having sex with that doll.
>>27947315
>>27947315
How did you know I have sex videos with this doll?
>>27947297
>caring what anyone else thinks
if you love your gf it doesnt matter what she looks like
>tfw take off my shorts and my cock stink wafts up to my nose and I'm immediately horny
So buttery, holy shit my cock and ball smell is amazing
c-can I smell?
*nuzzles my face against anon's croth and inhales deeply*
>>27947307
I'm not gay anon, so no you can't smell.
>>27947275
lewd and disgusting, guys.
and homo. >>27947307
Why are beautiful women more intimidating than strong men?
>>27947231
cuz you're a beta faggot.
They're not. I don't fear for my life if I see a beautiful woman. If I see a big guy though, I'm afraid he will beat me up or make fun of me
>>27947239
>>27947262
>Tfw I'm physically invincible but women can always break my heart
ls this true?
i dont believe it. theres no way.
>>27947170
nah
only in magic shit usually
look at people like guts, who is quite a big guy
>>27947311
I haven't watched very much anime so i've just seen a few examples, sometimes the small one is just veru much more skilled than any large guy
>Doctors and psychiatrists keep prescribing SSRI's and anti-depressants for my anxiety, depression, insomnia and panic attacks (which I exaggerate but keep it believable)
>Don't take them
>Google their side effects and tell doc/psych I'm experiencing them
>work my way up to the good stuff like Valium & Xanax
/devilish/ general
>>27947157
>guy in church says "peace be with you"
>peace isn't with me
>SSRI's and anti-depressants
>and
>>27947157
inb4 he puts you on antipsychotics and Buspar
your real life chinese zodiac picks your power
how fucked are you?
What are the powers for each animal? Dog here
>>27947150
I forgot what they even do
>>27947150
eartth-dragon here. what are the powers?
>be half-black, half-jewishmy dad is white but raised by jews
>be gay alsobecause women are shit and dicks feel so good inside me
>refer to myself as a "faggot nigger kike" at some point
>repeatedly use the words "faggot", "nigger" and "kike" from then on
>every white person around gets upset
Why are white people so brittle in the face of these terms? They're just words, after all.
Why are white people so brittle in general?
if you say nigger around white people they are going to be uncomfortable since they need to say it to match your language but can't since black people will get upset at them
>be half white
>complain about white people being brittle
>be half black too
>regular black people don't like me
>don't fit in anywhere
>end up on /r9k/
>>don't fit in there either
>>27947071
You're only a jew if your mother is a jew. There's no half Jewish and your father isn't Jewish unless his mother was a jew. You're just a nigger faggot, sorry to burst your bubble
I became a teacher to be like a passionate teacher in TV dramas, and I worked hard for the school. However, the principal who understood my way of teaching became sick, and hospitalized. Then, the vice-principal, Migiwa Anzu, took over the job. However, her educational policy was to make the students enter elite university, and my ideal education was broken. I was discouraged and became a bad teacher, and then even students began to make a fool of me. One day, I was scolded for the mistake I made in the class by the five female teachers who subordinated Ms. Migiwa. I didn't become a maths teacher to become someones pathetic whipping boy. I should have listened to my old man and joined the Navy, but I hate the smell of sea water and now I'm stuck. Always getting called out on the carpet by these stuck up bitches. I would like to tell these miserable cunts what they could do with their jobs. I am so ready for the year to end. I think at this rate I'll be non-renewed and I'm pissed because I know I have what is takes for this kind of population but my administration seems to have made it personal, that they think I can't handle this classroom. The abuse I receive from them. One of them even said to me 'You got less spine than a spina bifida victim.' I'm tired of getting pushed around by these ball busting bull dyke's. They make my life a living nightmare and I've had enough. I'm a man with a set of balls and I deserve to be treated with respect.
Where do you teach? How long have you been teaching?
>>27947058
>get told you have no spine
>I have balls
apparently you don't
https://youtu.be/nLmsVBgZiak
Nice
Is anybody else unable to tell what the real world is like compared to what they see on the internet?
I've been inside for so, so long that I don't know how people act anymore. All I know in terms of people are poorly behaved kids, fedora tipping atheists who just mercilessly bully people, a seemingly man hating society and so much more bullshit.
Every day, what I see makes me think it'd be better to kill myself than keep living in this world with how it's going, but then I wonder if people are really the same in real life.
I just have no idea anymore.
>people here literally being subsumed into the jewish matrix
"Real life" is like a less severe version of what you believe from being here.
Then, the REAL LIFE is all sunshine and green meadows for as long as the eye can see. Just beautiful and refreshing, every day.
>>27947043
which anime is your pic?
>>27947043
you cant really know what your going to witness in life to its entirety before you see it in any case.
When was the last time a woman rewarded you for doing something chivalrous?
>>27947008
if this is your concern you have never done anything chivalrous
>>27947027
Not OP but girls have never been nice to even if I were nice to them. Because I'm not Chad or a normie I'm just something to ignore or treat like something to walk all over.
>>27947008
literally never. I fucking hate women.
>tfw browsing gelbooru for completely sfw pictures of anime characters hugging/cuddling and imagining what it feels like
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6Il58Ln4cI
it feels so empty
>tfw spent 2 hours yesterday downloading high res photos of a girl
Literally hundreds.
>>27947241
post one, is she even worth the RAM?
Any robots here play any Yume Nikki games/fangames? Or anything in this niche (RPGmaker horror/surreal games)
this includes Ib, Ao Oni, etcetera
And on a related note do any robots keep dream journals?
t. lonely, depressed, LSD-needing pizza shit
I translated an old edition of Yume 2kki for Uboachan once.
>>27946995
That's awesome! I was browsing Uboachan around that time I believe. Did you ever name/tripfag? We may know each other.
Besides that Yume 2kki is my favorite fangame. What was the translating process like? Seeing as it's not a dialogue heavy game (none of these are), I'd like to know if there was any real challenges. I was able to read the menus and stuff of the untranslated game with the tiny bit of Japanese I know (mostly the katakana stuff).
On another note, whats your favorite areas in the game?
>>27946980
I really liked Ib.
Why is this board such shit when it has the potential to be really good?
>>27946948
Because the good things already have boards of their own.
>>27946948
robots had nowhere else to go
moot wasn't going to make a board for depression
Because it's a diet version of /b/, and /b/ is shit.
ITT: Name a single reason to live
Just one
>protip: you can't
I don't have any. It just seems like a huge inconvenience to die. I don't want to hurt my family and I don't have the courage to do it. I wish I could just fall asleep and never wake.
Because my life is the only thing within the universe that curries value.
>>27946949
>value
how?
