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>you will never be american
Whats the point even?
>>27951890
What non-American shiyhole are you from, anon?
>live in CO
>used to go camping twice a year as kid
>haven't gone for 5 years or some shit
>miss it like I'd miss an old friend
Our federal and state parks are seriously one of the best parts of American life. Get your ass over here and enjoy nature's splendor, Anon.
>>27951890
America is fucking shit as far as first world countries go. why the fuck would anyone want want to come to this feminist dystopia
>dying for some stupid roastie
Why do people do this?
>Father dies saving his six-year-old daughter from drowning at the beach where his father's memorial service was to be held hours later
>William Moritz, 28, dove into the water in Jacksonville Beach, Florida
>Strong currents pulled his daughter Maddy under the water Saturday
>Both were taken to the hospital and doctors pronounced him dead
>Moritz's father, who was very close to his son, died two weeks ago
>His family had planned a ceremony at the beach but later cancelled it
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3545263/William-Moritz-drowns-saving-daughter-Maddy-six-drowning-Jacksonville-Beach-Florida.html
>>27951751
Why is op such a bitter cock gobbler?
>>27951751
Men are the one who die to save life .if the little roastie had a single mother , the mother would just stand their panic and cry
>>27953398
Because he chose to be a bitter failure.
>tfw no blacked bf
>>27951744
>tfw no shill gf
Explain to me why you would want one?
>>27951744
good.
1223
I was getting my dick sucked and I was about to cum so started licking the roof of my mouth and I still came hard. What are some other ways to avoid premature ejaculation?
>>27951705
By leaving my board.
Get used to the sensation and think about baseball.
In the UK we are told to think about the queen
so whos on the verge of just completely losing it? a couple of months ago i was rushed to hospital from oding on benzos and booze now im drunk again and considering doing it again cause im so fucking bored of life, i dont want to go to work i domt want to study i dont want a gf i fucking hate it all its so fucking stupid and im sick of it so yeah just post your feels about that sort of shit in this thread i gues
Same kind of bro, except I'm completely prudent and don't drink, do drugs, or anything.
I've been thinking more often about what it will be like when there's nothing. Can't really fully comprehend it. Sometimes it scares the living shit out of me trying to wrap my mind around it, other times its cathartic.
My only solace in this life is memery and dogs.
They're pure beings and my two dogs are the only reason I'm still going on.
>>27951723
but do you ever feel like your going to snap and end up in the psych ward or arrested or something? i constantly feel like that from being so angry all the time video games and anime dont supress it anymore
>>27951811
Eh, I don't plan on lashing violently against others.
I often think of how to take my own life.
My idea of snapping is just throwing away everything and abandoning my family to just pop my head with some buckshot.
>wake up this morning
>browse r9k before class
>first thread I see is a guy professing that he wants to kill himself
>see a few other self deprecating threads
Do you think it's unhealthy mentally to be exposed to much of these kinds of threads and dialogues on a regular basis? I browse r9k daily
>>27951544
If you're an impressionable faggot
its extremely unhealthy and will corrupt your mind (ive been coming here for quite a while) im an alcoholic so i guess ive just learned to embrace it. i guess it depends on your life situation though
Definitely, I find my depression kicks in extra hard when I consistently browse this board.
This place only shows you the worst side of things, it's easy to develop a toxic outlook on life in this kind of environment. /pol/ is also very similar in this aspect, another board I spend far too much time on. I'd suggest moderation.
How can a INTP reach success?
Or hapiness at least.
MBTI is bullshit, don't let it box you in
I don't know
>tfw INTP
Be an INFP
can someone kill me please? I'm too much of a pussy to do it myself
Just kill yourself with carbon monoxide
No, me first.
I want someone to hug me before they kill me.
>tfw I cross streets nowadays without watching
one of these days, surely.
Most 5/10, maybe even 6/10 and below girls are simply satisfied with a dude who is a nice, together guy. You don't have to be Chad, you don't have to be cool or exciting or even funny really. If you do nice things like pay for dates, hold open doors, and tell her she's pretty regularly, she'll like you anyway. Seriously, just be sweet and make it seem like you're a safe pair of hands. That's the majority of everything you need.
As for being "together", that just means you're not a total loser. With the exception of my shoes I buy all of my from shitty stores like Old Navy, Uniqlo, Pacsun etc. but it all fits me. That's all that matters. I don't work out but I'm not obese or skelly mode. I work a job that isn't good (just retail) but it's enough. I'm not super goodlooking or tall (pretty short in fact), but I shave have no acne and a decent face (6/10 probably). Not very confident but I can talk to someone on the phone. These are all expectations that 90% of this board can meet.
It's very weird because I'm used to girls turning me down because I'm the exact opposite of an alpha badboy, but I've had a lot of success lately by simply "being myself" at girls who are more average than very pretty.
No use trying to say that here, guys here are convinced that they're special snowflakes that have no chance with anyone anyway because of memes they saw. Good for you for using your head though, I've found pretty much the same thing. As long as you're not shooting for the 8/10 models, most girls, like most people, just want someone that makes them feel wanted.
>>27951660
>actually implying that /r9k/ has ever been wrong
>>27951415
>6/10
I am like 3-6/10 based on who is rating me with 4 being my average rating.
> I work a job
I don't have a job since I am a non functioning schizophrenic, I am pseudo studying at 24 though
> have no acne
Have rosacea which is basically worse than acne unless your entire face is acne filled
>>27951660
> guys here are convinced that they're special snowflakes
I am a special snowflake. I would rather not be but sadly I am and you saying I am not wont change this.
I braved the normie storm of my kikebook newsfeed to bring you pic related. It's a tard tiggra roflmao
course
Retardz
>>27951408
Pretty sure animals can't get Down syndrome. Maybe something similar, but doesn't it have to do with an extra human chromosome?
Why do people that live with others in the same household still moan when they have sex?
>>27951402
I shared an apartment with two girls for two years and they never made any sex sounds
>>27951425
My female roomate is getting rekt right now by some guy off tinder and she always keeps me up at night
I think its only some girls. When I lived with girls at university I only ever heard one of them, even though they were all getting fucked on the regular. Sometimes you could hear the bed squeaking but nothing else.
>try asking out girl
>she says she has a bf
>make joke about it before I walk off
>"lol sry no means no"
>that phrase turns heads
>two guys look like they're about to attack me
Dont ever tell me to do that again
For a second I thought you were the one that said "no means no"
That would have made you looked so Alpha in front of those other guys
That looks like the...the sinner's sandwich.
>>27951397
what is in that DELICIOUS looking sandwich?
>see a cockroach in my room
>grab it and cut it in half with my pocket knife
>call it a faggot then put in the toilet and piss on it
>>27951383
Anon, I suggest you call a exterminator for that, no joke I you see a roach in daylight there's probably thousands of those fuckers in your house
im pretty sure insects dont feel pain
>>27951483
Insect propaganda to prevent us from torturing them.
Does anyone know what this says? I assume it's in Arabic. I found it written in a bathroom stall at my school.
>>27951351
try /int/ or an appropriate subreddit
>implying anyone here is a sandman
>>27951351
It says raping goats is not illegal under britbongistan law
Is finishing too fast a meme? The first time I fucked a girl I was so nervous I couldn't cum at all. In fact it took me several months of regularly fucking before I felt comfortable cumming.... If I ever break up with my girlfriend I won't be able to cum from sex again for several months.
I don't get why guys think they will cum so fast. They probably won't. Then again I masturbate several times a day with a death grip
That last sentence made me a little aroused...
>tfw no sexual maniac death grip bf
>>27951274
I had the same issue. Top meme
Is "everything is a meme" a meme? That's not a question, the answer is obviously yes.
