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I need the picture of the skinny white weeaboo sitting on the train full of businessmen in Japan wearing his traditional clothing and straw hat
ASAP
PLEAAAAAAAAAASE
bumping for interest
O R E G A N O
Have you tred using google :-)
>>27957958
I know what you talking about but I don't have this pic
so here is a free bump despite your thread is cancer
Fembot here. What do I say to this beta orbiter?
>>27957952
Is this DarkMoot?
>>27957952
"fuck off, I'm bussy with chad"
that will make him rage
>>27957952
kill yourself you roastie whore.
Femanons, do you mind that the boy you like had other girls rub their vaginal juice over his face and have him swallow it and have sucked his dick, swallowed his semend and wrapped their vaginas and possibly anuses over his dick? Or do those things not bother you?
I imagine they would bother the less sexually experienced femanons more than the more sexually experienced ones.
I do mind, it's pretty disgusting.
At least the two times he fucked his only other gf they used a condom.
>>27957950
that's really hot tbqh
Hello r9k.
Tell me, how do you robots dispose your spunk of a million sperm cells?
>>27957935
>when I was 15-17 would just come all over myself
>yellow stains on all of my clothes
Not sure why my mom didn't say anything, honestly.
Today I just point it to my left or right because I usually fap in bed. My cock is bent left though so I always get cum on my right side.
in me cummy tummy
>>27957980
Just cum in a cup dude, jesus.
is 5'11 considered manlet ?
>>27957893
They're blinding me with their whiteness.
I'm five nine and nobody has ever called me short. If someone won't date you because you're five 11. They where not worth it anyway
>>27957893
that's the waiter at a BLACKED pre-gang bang scene
I like women to be modest, shy, reserved, submissive, quiet, obedient etc Knows how to cook, clean, make herself attractive to a man (is a virgin)
Am I a misoginst?
no, historically those traits have generally been preferred by all kinds of cultures around the globe
but this is 2016 so actually yes you are a misogynist woman hating redpill fedora
Sauce?? Or. Iginal, yea. It is
>>27957832
if you just prefer it, its not misogynistic. everyone has their own personal preferences when they come to relationships
it only becomes misogynistic when you dont just prefer it, but you expect it, and you push others towards it
>Patient comes into the surgery
>Sees everything in Black and White
>Thinks he may be suffering from colour blindness
>Wants me to give him a referral to an optometrist
>Give him a lethal dose of morphine instead
>>27957820
Dr Wojak
>>27957820
Never stop making these threads my friend
>implying the world didn't actually turn black and white
How can I ever know for sure?
What the fuck is "social drink"? A fancy way to say "go out for drinks with others"? An excuse to get drunk till you puke your guts out but without sounding like you 're an alcoholic garbage?
A drink to loosen your lips.
>>27957810
HOW IS SHE HOLDING THE BEER LIKE THAT AND NOT SPILLING IT
>>27957810
You aren't suppose to get shit faced drunk when you go out for social drinks.
Whats a fetish you just dont fucking get /r9k/?
>feet
>shitting/pissing
>vomit
>lactation
>>27957796
I used to like lactation until I learned nipples get really hard and puffy when you lactate. Eww
>>27957796
I have a wetting fetish but I don't understand straight-up pissing fetishes.
I have a gloryhole fetish but can't watch gangbangs.
How does r9k fight back against this normie society?
>dropped out and have lived with parents for last 5 years
>on welfare supplied by taxpaying wageslaves
>dont spend a cent so im not stimulating the economy
>no job
>sometimes dad will tell me to get a job
>send shitty applications on purpose so i never get asked to go for an interview
>mom has gotten fed up a few times to the point where she has driven me to multiple stores and walked in with me and told them i need a job, a couple times i actually got an interview but acted retarded
>only one time did they offer me the job but i told my mom they didnt get back to me
>throw garbage everywhere
>complain about my food everywhere i go and get it for free
>sometimes cut in front of people in lines and then act retarded if they actually confront me(they usually dont because i cut in front of women and old people)
>sometimes go to stores and knock over bags of chips and other items so wageslaves have to pick them up
>sometimes move food to the wrong place so wagie has to find where it goes and so customers cant find what they are looking for
>>27957728
Here's another one for your list:
Put pork in the halal sections of the store whenever you see one.
>dropped out of university
>live off wagecuck mommy's money
>spend all of my allowance on anime stuff and onaholes shipped from Japan so no Amerinormie companies make a cent from me
>don't tip wagecucks when I order delicious pizza with mommy's credit card
>make fake suicide attempts when mommy tries to force me to get a job or go back to university
my campaign of terror against this normie society will never end
feel my wrath, normies
>>27957826
keep up the good work brother. the beta uprising can happen in many ways. this way they dont even see it coming until their society comes crashing down
What went wrong with white women?
jews basically destroy cultures and nations like cancer
>ilikecheatinggirls.tumblr.com
The bigger question is: what is wrong with white men?
Why are they naturally inclined to indulge in cuckoldry? It's fucking weird and disturbing.
>>27957697
i think you should go back to /pol/ there kiddo
So /r9k/ today i came to an conclusion that no matter what i try ill still be an kissless virgin. I tried working out no i have a fit body but still no girls. i am getting rid of my acne but still no women that like me. What shall i do now how do i lose my virginity or get an girl to like me.
>pic related is me right now
>>27957569
Stop living for women
The only winning move is not to play anon
I realized the same thing a while ago
Once you just accept the fact that it will never happen and focus your efforts on something else it will get better
Women are just a meme you can come inside, there is no use getting worked up over them
>>27957569
Yeah I fixed all my problems, no more acne or anxiety and I have money. Still a KV. Kinda lame
I didn't mark "watches only 3d porn" because I don't watch porn at all
How about you, you dweebfags?
Template for you
I forgot to mark "play most video games on a console"
Habbawawee :^)
>5/10
>5'4
>0 matches in Tinder
>put "I have Aspergers" in Tinder description just because (not really an aspie)
>get 11 matches
Can anyone explain this?
>>27957564
soulless roasties who pity you
>>27957591
Makes sense, I guess. What a shitty society we live in.
Because aspies are easier to manipulate into buying things for them
What are the benefits of no fap?
>>27957542
random boners, always have dreams of fucking, wake up humping your pillow/bed,
>>27957574
also I had a dream I was dry humping a fat girl and woke up fully hard about to cum from it.
>>27957574
>>27957607
/thread
Originality. FUCK YOU ROBOT!
