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>"friends" keep making plans without me
>call them to hang out they always say "oh Im just gonna stay in man" and "im not in the mood for anything"
>stalk their FBs and see that they always do shit when they tell me they wont be doing anything
>one day decide I wont take their bullshit anymore
>know where theyre gonna go, I dont call them
>show up at the place unannounced
>make huge fucking scene about how they constantly betray me and how theyre not my real friends anymore
>some of them have the audacity to visibly chuckle
>storm out feeling great about asserting myself
>days pass
>everyone thinks Im an asshole now and they talk shit about me with each other on FB making passive-agressive jokes calling me a gf and stuff like that
How the hell was I in the wrong? Dont tell a person youre their friend and then go making plans behind their backs WITHOUT THEM is that too much to ask? Honestly, FUCK PEOPLE
You're in the wrong because they don't care about you.
>>27954191
Then they should say that instead of keep blowing me off like im an asshole..
>>27954168
Sounds like HS drama shit to me. Find new friends, learn to move on.
Invited a male friend and several women "friends" to go on an out of town road trip with me to the mountains. Most of them went a very round about way of saying no, e.g., waiting 3-4 days to say they couldn't make it. One was interested in going but when she found out no other girls were going she also took 3-4 days of saying "no". I asked another girl and she was very rude to me (who I also considered a "friend"). Man, how do you guys even make friends with the opposite sex? I assume they all think you're hitting on them.
It frustrated me I try to put myself out there and no one wants to do anything. Whatever, I'll go alone then.
Going camping seems boring, also I'm not a NEET but if I wasn't, I'd probably have better things to do. Sorry friend
>>27954184
I guess you're right
>Out in the mountains
>4+ hours from home
>No internet
>Boring to most people
>>27954161
Maybe they thought you were going to murder them?
>Who wants to go in the woods with me where there's no cell reception?
>act and live like soulless robots
>dull personalities
>most of them are uneducated and poor
>incapable of abstract thought
>no interests and hobbies other than clubbing
>stay on their comfort zones their entire lives
they don't stay in their comfort zone tho
being loud in situations is usually mistaken for confidence rather than immaturity and whining
What a absurd world view you have
>I'm lonely and depressed because I have such deep and abstract thoughts that no one understands :(
>act and live like soulless robots
>dull personalities
>most of them are uneducated and poor
>no interests and hobbies
>stay on their comfort zones their entire lives
you just described r9k
What should I do robots?
>check my tinder this evening
>find friend's crazy ex-gf staring back at me
>tell mates I found her on it, all laugh at her
>go back to tinder
>contemplate swiping/super liking
She's really hot, and would probably be dtf. We parted on poor terms, but she recently broke up with her bf. That rebound pussy could be good
So yeah, should I go for it or not?
>>27954124
it's just a swipe right
>>27954166
Nah because if we match, and she starts blabbing, things could go badly
>>27954447
own up to your wish to smash or be silenced forever
>tfw so lazy I think about committing suicide just so I don't have to do anything
Me too. Would never do it but the idea of doing it for that reason alone sometimes pops up in my head.
Same here anon. Thinking about killing myself or fantasizing about getting cancer is the only thing that puts me to sleep every night.
Eat your vitamins. Lol that's all we had to do.
It must be awful being a robot in Britain, their women are so ugly.
>>27953950
just remember, they live life on god mode just for having a vagina regardless of how ugly they are.
>>27953950
far right isn't so bad...maybe far left too if she didn't have such a goofy expression
>>27953950
far right has a nice body, and a nice face, surprisingly nice compared to the rest of them
Join me in my utopia fellow robots help me design it
>everyone gets 2 sq mi
>arranged marriages for those who want families, nasty gross fuckfest orgies for those who dont
>internet
>>27953894
>drugs liberalized
No shitposting or Australians
Something is clinically wrong with my brain. A deficit of mirror neurons, something along those lines.
As a result, I enjoy masturbating more than sex, because I can feel both sides. With a person it's like doing it with a mannequin. Half the feeling, because I lack the ability to pick up other people's feelings.
I sit in a group, and the group laughs. I don't, though I understand that the slightly unusual thing they just heard jarred them into laughter, but as far as they are concerned, I "don't get the joke." So I've learned to pretend to laugh when other people do, to avoid becoming a target. Even so there is a delay to my response, and they eventually notice my total indifference to them.
Dealing with other people is difficult. I can't meet them as their equal, because then they would expect me to be their feelings-buddy and eventually become cold and resentful towards me. Equality is like a lion's den. I deal with people best as part of a hierarchy.
I can't stand the country, because everything is personal. I can only breathe when the person I'm buying food from doesn't have the right to expect love and friendship from me or the right to punish me for not giving it. This is probably the main, if not the only reason I don't just retreat into an isolated cottage. The further from the city, the more unbearable chummy people get. There's nowhere to hide in the open country.
So, my plan of life is to live in the city and deal with people as their contractor, employer, customer.
I'll require a girlfriend for display purposes; I suppose I can go through with it if I slot her in twice weekly for three hours per appointment. A day in someone else's casual company would be torture.
How do I best deflect the social molestations of neighbours, co-workers, desperate girlfriends, and other buzzing flies?
I'll just bump this. I'm interested to hear how my fellow travellers cope.
>>27953861
I grew up in a small town. We were outsiders, and people spied on us all the time. When I grew up, I moved to the city.
My first day there, I was walking down the street. Someone laughed and said, "oh, god, look at that creep". I immediately figured they were talking about me...that would've been the case at home.
I nervously looked around. The girl who had made the comment had blue hair and a half-tattooed face. She was walking with a guy about 4'10" and probably 300+ pounds with a tall purple mohawk.
The "creep" was a friend of theirs who turned around and started joking with them. Everyone else just kept on walking.
No one noticed them. No one noticed the toothless black guy with his pants unzipped and his pubes hanging out. Or the guy wearing a full tuxedo (OK, he was a doorman, but still).
I realized that if *they* were invisible, I was completely anonymous. It was a fantastic fucking feeling.
I know that freaks out a lot of people...probably why some of them get tats and blue hair...but for me, knowing that I was invisible, that no one was watching everything I did, discussing what I wore, what I said, even peering through the window to see if I was jerking off (that shit happened, people were really bored, I guess)...it was fucking amazing.
Weirdly, for a major city a thousand miles from there, I have encountered a couple of people from there. They always make it clear they know me, but are rude and unpleasant like they belong but I don't.
Maybe they do belong. But here, I don't think anyone gives a fuck.
>>27955117
It's glorious.
Unmute
>TFW neighbours wake you up every day with a bunch of wagecucks working on their shitty house at EXACTLY 8am.
Anyone else literally unable to sleep in because assholes in your neighbourhood feel the need to hire people to work on their house literally every day doing all sorts of dumb shit?
Power washing, sanding, mowing the fucking lawn. Every year is exactly the same. My face is literally aging twice as fast because of my cuckold neighbours waking me up early every fucking day god fucking damn I need to buy property out in the country fuck my life
pic related, what i would do to them at a bar
Why do you need to get up later than 8? Go to sleep earlier if you're that tired
>have insane cunt neighbour with spoiled brat daughter in middle school
>work nights, have the day off
>wake up at 2:45 PM in the summer heat to daughter practicing tapdancing on their wooden deck to top 40 garbage radio
>know it's a reasonable time to make noise outside
>don't give a shit
>open all windows and blast DMX until she goes inside
>drink morning/afternoon coffee in silence
fuck neighbours
>>27953936
takes me 2 hours to fall asleep, and thats after a day of heavy work/working out.
also i am incredibly light sleeper and wake up 2-3 times every night regardless.
i envy you people who effortlessly sleep 7 straight hours
>NEET for 3 years
>feeling like i'm at the bottom of the barrel/end of the road at this point
>be today
>find multi-vitamins in medicine cabinet at home
>take one for giggles
>1 hour later
>feel like I have the energy and focus like i did as a kid and before I became a NEET
pic unrelated, my robotfu
>>27953745
The hell is a robotfu?
>>27953745
placebo
also you could just get vitamins from food if you ate something other than doritos
Start eating better. Eat 2 pieces of fruit everyday, it's not a meme.
t. formerly unhealthy NEET
femanons, are you okay with your boobs? Or are you unhappy with them? If so what do you dislike about them specifically?
Would you ever consider surgery to make your boobs better if you don't like them?
>>27953676
>Would you ever consider surgery to make your boobs better if you don't like them?
No, surgery enhanced breasts look awful, also I'm flat so there's nothing to work with as well. While I wish I wasn't flat, getting surgery to change my breasts seems so vain as well. Dunno, just gotta live with what you were given
Im black and also have huge saggy/floppy tits. I dont want to live on this planet anymore. I want surgery for sure
>>27953754
Is it just me or are blacks more likely to have saggy titflabs? it's like they have weaker connective tissue or something
>stepuncle found the poop grater
>>27953599
>unborn child found the ejaculate marmalade.
grandad found the jizz hat
>Dad found the potato's skin
Anon-genes, come out of your 'cave'! All your relatives are eating and I want you to say hello!
And DON'T come out naked, buster! You keep that robe ON or I'm kicking you out of your pot!
What a filthy dog
Diogenes was fapping and shitposting thousands of years ago. Pissing off the normies Alexander and Plato with his devious one-liners and tricks. Truly he was the proto-NEET, proto-robot
>tfw you will never be Diogenes
He is the king of the NEETs
At Ihop.
About to eat.
Stacy walks over and without a word takes my ketchup.
Walks back to her table.
WTF. My hashbrowns D:<
But what should I have done?
>Excuse me, what are you doing? I planned on using that..
>>27953552
Start a scene?
>>27953535
You don't do anything you fucking ketchup hog. She's already oppressed enough as it is and now you want to take her basic ketchup rights away
Fucking scum on this board
I'm creating a cougar dating website profile, I can't figure out what ny username should be. I don't want to look nerds or like a little puasy. Please help
Actually probably a pretty good idea to try out that type of website.
I got drunk and signed up for one and sperged out with a forever alone rant on my profile and actually had women messaging me. Women messaging men on a dating website?? What?!
You're username should be something to match your personality, try something like liteheaded. Then in your bio write out why you think you're bright.
>she fell for the feminism meme
>she spent the majority of her twenties being a slut and feeling 'empowered'
>she naively thinks she's going to bypass the beta provider rule
>she's frantically searching for all of the Chads left that are her age, but all have settled down or are dating younger women
>she foolishly believes she's going to trick a young, handsome 5-10 years her younger Chadlet into marrying her
>she's even looking for men younger than that
>she's calling up all of her ex's that have moved on, professing her love to them only to find out that they don't reciprocate the same sentiments
>she's turned down half a dozen beta, ugly, manlet redditor engineers and CS majors
What's it going to be girly? Spinstership or Beta provider?
The days of scoring Chads who'll want to start relationships with you are over.
>>27953533
Orbit
its kind of like orbiter but they would be too dumb to get it and think ur hella smart
