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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eEyq8g4jmRQ
chad will always do what he wants. and there isnt a thing we can do about it.
>>25299190
Dude is funny tho
>tfw you couldn't blame a grill for being into him and not into me
What do you have for breakfast?porridge is the only acceptable answer, it's comfy as fuck
Cereal, because I'm lazy.
This, breakfast of the gods.
Tesco's finest south african pinotage
You're only here once. Give him a good show.
Jesus saves.
But I don't believe in him.
>>25299185
LISTEN TO YOU PRAY
YOU THINK YOU'LL SEE THE PEARLY GATES WHEN DEATH TAKES YOU AWAAAAYYYYYYY
I'm applying for disability and want to legitimately get it (USA here) because I have both physical and mental illnesses. I am seeing my therapist tomorrow. I've already showed her (I bring a laptop in) /r9k/ and explained hhkvneets and several other acronyms, normies and how I hate them, Jew conspiracies, 2500+ unique Pepe collection, my bad social anxiety that causes me to puke and or get the shits, almost killing myself earlier this year from jumping off a cliff while on an SSRI, and how I threatened to trash my shitty psychiatrist's office the next time I see her because she makes me rage.
She suggested I check myself into a mental institution. But I'm not going to do that. What else can I do/say to give a poor impression? I've been seeing her for about a year now, every two weeks, so she knows me pretty well so I can't go full autist.
tl;dr need suggestions to help get disability, I'm only 25 so I keep getting denied because I live in a shitty state that discriminates against younger people. Need something with some edge.
>>25332717
Have you read Uncle Remus Guide To SSI?
You basically have to 5150 yourself like she said in order to get on the fast track to disability.
>>25332776
You have to be really fucked up to 5150 yourself
>>25332803
No you don't.
You just walk into a hospital and tell them you feel like killing yourself and need help.
You dont even need to walk into a hospital. You can call 911 and they'll send you an ambulance.
>tfw too pervert to ever find a GF, no matter how good or bad I might look, how much status I might have or not have...
>tfw another whiny faggot on /r9k/
Stop spending your time on the Internet complaining and get some sunlight if it's that big of a fucking deal
why do American cops keep murdering black folks?
black folks keep committing crimes.
They don't, statistically.
They keep attacking the police officers.
>Be on wrestling team sophomore year
>Turboautist so no one likes me
>Decide to get back at them
>Buy several packs of condoms
>Everyday before practice open one condom and discretely place it on wrestling mats
>People start quitting team because they think someone is having sex on the mats everyday
>Senior year only 8 people on team, I am team captain because no one who is better at wrestling than me wants to wrestle on the sex mats.
>Never got caught
>>25299060
Did you at least wank into the condoms everyday?
>>25299103
No I did nofap when I wrestled
who /5'7/ here?
worst height desu
Right here friend, the gods have cursed us with this pathetic height to teach us humility.
every height below is worse you fucktard
>>25332460
why is it worse than 5'6 ?
5'7 skello reporting in
>go to /a/
>complain about weeaboos posting anime pics
>go to /r9k/
>call people beta losers
>call people dumb frogposters
>I frogpost everyday
>absolutely hate fem"bot" and female here threads
>bump 'em anyway so other anons get mad
got worms in my brain
>>25299000
that's cool senpai nice trips
>>25288888
>>25298888
>>25299999
>>25300000
>none of my 3 uncles had kids
>tfw I'm the only one that can preserve the family name
>tfw no girl in the right mind would want to have a child with me
>tfw hate children and don't want children myself
I feel like I'm under a little bit of pressure
>>25332398
are you white?
if so, then nothing of value is lost
>five sisters
>all got married and had families
Meanwhile I have never seen a vagina despite being older than all of them.
I got 2 cousins who seem well adjusted enough to keep the bloodline alive
My boyfriend told me he's only with me for sex and cause I love him and am attracted to him.
I told him before that I loved him Many times. I told him that looking at him gets me so wet and horny. Which is all true. And I follow his commands in the bedroom, not that he's perverted but I just do what he wants to the point of exhaustion... Since he can go for very long and I have low energy he knows it's a feat for me.
Meanwhile I should've seen the signs but he had me fooled. He been telling me he wants me to birth his kids one day because he so adores my sweet personality and heart.
He was also telling me before that he doesn't know what love is but that he felt love for me
and this is why you're so wet for him, because if he was lovey dovey with you, admitted his love for you, you wouldn't go the extra mile in the bedroom
>>25332386
>remaking this thread
Why
>>>/adv/
>>25332417
No he's a very honest guy
>I just think it's funny how
>hummm
wtf they mean with that?
>>25298999
hey man, just wanna congrats you on those trips\
this thread is fucking shit though
>>25298999
plz goys help me out here, what do woman mean with those?
Everyone in my family hates me and wants me to kill myself and so do i. Someone please help me, i literally fuck up everything and im a broken human. Like they want me dead, but them being that cruel gives me a reason to live if only to spite them. Inheritance wise they would benefit from my death a lot, I do try to change my life, but I also mainly feel hopeless. I hate even leaving the house because becauseI have panic attacks and im fucking ugly and awkward as shit, so it makes it hard to change or keep changed. Like I said ive been through a lot and this is just one more thing cutting me down and keeping me broken. Stuff like this kills me inside
One question: Are you overweight?
I'm guessing you are still young? It gets better in some ways. Pretty sure they are so mean because they think you can do better.
>>25332169
A little, when I shave I have a double chin. Im standing at 6'2 206lbs. I've been trying to lose weight for a bit, but its hard when I hate leaving the house
Too lazy to get up, too awake to sleep.
Been like that for weeks now. Up until recently I began to see the toll it's taken on my performance as well as my mental health.
>>25298995
Try years. 80% of my time is spent in bed posting here.
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