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Anon, would you like to come down for din dins?
FUCK OFF DAD I WILL COME WHEN I AM READY TO CUME
>>28681059
Only time I ever had family dinners was during Thanksgiving and Christmas. My parents hated each other by the time I we born ;(
>>28681204
A-alright son, come down whenever you're ready, ha ha
Dude, this sucks.
More and more every day, I'm looking at myself in the mirror and realizing how shitty I am compared to younger me, in a physical sense.
My 11-14 year old self was such a semen demon (not to sound like a creep, but I really was). I had large thighs, long legs, tiny feet, slender arms, a cute face, bright white skin, a cute voice, big eyes, short (5'3)
Now, I have to wear glasses to correct my vision, but I never do around reflective surfaces because I'm only treated to the ugliest cretin I've ever seen.
Slightly darker skin, disgusting acne scars, huge gnarly hands and feet, stupid stumpy limbs, beady, dead eyes, creepy or annoying voice and I'm overly tall.
Anyone else know this feel? How badly has time affected you?
women cannot be robots dumb cunt
you still have an infinite supply of suitors
>beady, dead eyes
ANGLO
>>28681012
post a picaroo you fagoo
girls poo out of their butts and they use boobs to feed babies
They also grow hair in their armpits.
>he fell for the 3D meme
their butts and nipples also have hair growing out of them
Hypothetically, given the chance, and if they were a super cute girl that wanted your D, would you fuck your
>Mom
>Aunt
>1st cousin
>Sister
>Niece
>Daughter
>Granddaughter
Answer honestly, we don't judge around here.
>Mom
No
>Aunt
Yes
>1st cousin
Yes
>Sister
No
>Niece
Yes
>Daughter
Fuck yes
>Granddaughter
Yes
>Mom
No
>Aunt
Yes
>1st cousin
Yes, alerady did.
>Sister
Yes, would fuck mine.
>Niece
No.
>Daughter
No.
>Granddaughter
No.
Sister or 1st cousin.big fan of brother-sister incest
I'll start
>ywn be a kidzbob kid
>You are alive.
>tfw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PbKbrbxcRio
>>28680705
In the older Kidz Bop videos the kids seemed more genuine, like they were actually having fun. This is some bullshit
>wash teeth 4 times per day
>yellow
Define 'wash'
>>28680580
you're supposed to brush your teeth with paste anon
>>28680580
No matter how much you wash them. As long as you drink coffe or coke, they will yellow.
How can you white men even compete?
You may as well just turn yourselves into traps and surrender your boipucci's.
>>28680562
You could post a pic of Mozgov and Lue to prove the opposite point
>>28680562
>Dwight "I grin like a retard everytime I foul somebody and my offense is absolute dogshit" Howard
Easy desu by not being a shit center
>>28680594
Mosgov is chubby as hell.
Dwight is all muscle because of his superior black genes.
How is /r9k/ different from /b/? Coming from a /b/tard
>>28680553
>tendies
>everyone on this board is /neet/
>every thread is a different iteration of a cry for help before an inevitable suicide
Everybody from /b/ is an underage reddit faggot.
/b/ user are 12 - 16
/r9k/ user are 16 - 35
hey there, help me out please.
I was a 28 yo virgin and this girls moved in.
i started banged her and she moved to my room.
she doesn't consider herself my girlfriend, it's been over a year now. she's younger, no school, boring interests, but I'm happy because I finally fuck every day.
we kinda fight a lot, I just think shes stupid and treat her like that, making her happy and shit.
sometime she doesnt talk to me for days and then just want cuddles and to be fucked.
what should I do?
>>28680494
Dude wtf.
That sounds like a Girlfriend
First thing to do is get of 4chinz especially of Arninekay
Sedond thing is giving her the hardest dicking you can possibly give, best after a fight.
Congrats op you are an emotional crutch
>>28680538
yeah apart from her fuckholes (she expecially likes it in the ass, which is a good plus to me considered I went from jacking off 3 times a day to buttsecks in 3 day) shes pretty much useless. just a kinda good companion, like a cat that talks. bitchy sometimes but cute.
she hasnt talked to me since yesterday because "she had a bad day at work and need her space". should I try to fuck her while she sleeps?
>>28680547
*sigh*
Any black pilled here?
Growing up is a meme. If you disagree you probably still believe in traditional gender roles even though women have better jobs than you now. Deal with it white straight men are retreating from a feminized society.
Who white pill here
>>28680497
What's white pill?
I'm off to the gym to work on my glute gainz.
Hopefully this threads survives long enough for me to find out
>inb4 normie
>>28680460
Who /placebo/ here?
Who /hatesmom/ here?
>mom says Were having chicken breast and rice for din din
>get fucking pissed
>vision starts to narrow
>pulsating headache
>it's unbearable
>start to think violent thoughts
>think about how all I wanted was chicken tenders
>stupid fucking bitch
>My eyes start to water
>I lose control of my bowels
>bitch must fucking pay
>I walk into the kitchen where the stupid bitch is typing up expense reports
>pull my soiled And-1 gym shorts down and piss in the shitty fucking rice pan
>than I pulled my shorts off and threw them on the laptop and told that bitch to wash them after she makes my tendies
It's been a couple hours and no tendies. What should I do /r9k/
You can't make shit like this up senpai
I wish they hadn't taken that Lion King version of Smell Yo Dick down
>>28680426
Make em yourself.
Hi! I have a very girly voice, so I will say whatever you want me to say. I'll even say that I'm your gfdespite being a guy
Anyway, request away!
say "Jeremy, I love you with all my heart"
say
"o wow Laxminarayana Siva Venkata Sai, you'r pee pee makes me vagoo go wee wee, I want it inside me"
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1sy7viXQOhXorginal comment you fucking nigger
My gf's pussy is really tight.
Do you guys believe that if we have sex often it will get better?
Going down on her and spending 15 minutes with the lightest thrusts is so frustrating, I can't go ham without having her pussy tearing.
Fucking answer me already you goddamn pieces of shit.
>>28680377
Why the fuck are you posting this here?
This doesn't belong on r9k, you're a dumb fucking normie.
Go to /b/ and /soc/, fag.
ANSWER ME NEETARDS FAGGOTS
> so we get a few nukes and second strike capabilities on a island somewhere and start our very own nation of freemarket sex slaves. men have 100% rights.
> rule will be through a true civic democracy whereby legislature is passed by a forum of regular participating citizens, not the system of appointed representatives of today's sham democratic republics. the constitution protects the market of sex slaves and it cannot be overturned.
> we will build a successful economy based on sex labor and will attract wealthy tourists from abroad.
> foreign woman may voluntarily enter into servitude for a period of time in exchange for sanctuary and an accrued stipend earned from her obligations to be paid at the end of the servitude. our nation will honor these contracts.
> other slaves may be bought or trafficked from outside territories.
> any pioneering man may join this new world and take part in its founding and development into a great nation
looks like your medical examination is clear. anon, i'll need to stamp your visa before boarding our vessel. be sure to stop by the harem toilets we have on board; new residents are always baffled that such a thing exists. thank you and we will soon be welcoming you to your new home!
What if their is a shortage of women? Do we take in refugees?
>>28680422
> their
You failed the IQ examination anon. Sorry we cannot accept your visa application at this time.
>>28680422
This is the issue.
The shortage of attractive and or white women.
>just ate an entire box of Pepperidge Farm cookies
dont do it again tomoro.. oh who am i kidding
>>28680181
>just ate 6 mayo sandwiches made up of only bread and mayonnaise, my fridge is getting empty but im still getting fatter
I don't see anything wrong with that. You should get some ice-cream next.
