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By any chance do robots like to vandalize? I mean anything from a spray paint piece under a bridge or a sharpie doodle in a bathroom. I like vandalizing my work place bathroom with little doodles, heres one I did today. It's not very good but it was fun to make, and I wonder what people will think when they see it.
If you like to draw/paint on things your not supposed to get in here and talk about it.
>>28679528
>"Fucking Anon left an autistic mess all over the bathroom! What a fucking loser. No wonder nobody likes Anon. Ugly, fat fuck."
>>28679766
>implying anyone cares that much to get that upset over a little drawing.
Projecting much?
>>28679823
>implying they're upset and not just making fun of your disability
They laugh behind your back, guaranteed.
The most manly man is not a muscular brute. The most manly man is a polymath. In the universal genius of a polymath we find the epitomal opposite of everything feminine. Ambition, curiosity, intellectualism, rejection of materialism, highly differentiated emotions, passion for something non-sexual. This is why no woman has ever been or will ever be a polymath.
>>28679513
>The most manly man is not a muscular brute. The most manly man is a polymath.
The most manly man is a black guy with a 13" penis who can hardly count to 10, but can murder you with his buttcheeks.
>Ambition, curiosity, intellectualism, rejection of materialism, highly differentiated emotions, passion for something non-sexual.
That actually sounds really gay, in a spergy way.
>This is why no woman has ever been or will ever be a polymath.
You do understand while you're posting this, the most manly man is fucking your oneitis with his 13" black dick
>>28679513
Sounds like you're describing the average, 20 or 30 something Nu-male.
Thanks, but no thanks. I'll stick to my spaghetti western concept of man.
>>28679582
Nu-males are weak, feminized and dumb. They will never exhibit any of the manly traits I listed.
>parents walked in on me look at pics of cocks
>they think I'm gay
welp time to kill myself
Maybe they already thought you were gay. What you were doing sounds legit gay.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dw8zBSzjHF0
one time in high school my parents saw me on cam omegle talking to a black guy and they thought I was gay after that
well jokes on them, i'm exclusively into traps now
>>28679408
you deserved it, Quinquoondo Tyrone.
I am an illegal immigrant from Mexico who's on his lunch break.
AMA
Having a sandwich today.
are you gonna piss in that gatorade bottle
>>28679400
de que parte eres wey
Any of you robots ever been cucked before? Post your stories, get it off your chest.
>be me
>have a crush on a girl, Amy
>we've known each other since childhood
>best of friends
>one day I grow some balls and ask her out
>she says yes
>some time after that we start dating, I'm the happiest man alive
>we both attend the same highschool
>guys everywhere trying to get with her, but she ignores them and stayed with me
>prom comes around
>I spend a shitton of money buying a new suit, shoes, renting a limo, etc.
>I pick her up and we head to prom
>we get there and every thing goes great
>we're dancing and having a good time
>after socializing a bit with some of my bros, I realize that I haven't seen Amy for some time
>I figure she just went to the ladies or something so I give her 15mins
>I start to get worried so I go looking for her
>she's no-where to be found
>start asking people if they've seen her; nothing
>I start walking down the hallway when I spot one of her friends, sarah
>I rush over
>sarah, have you seen amy?
>she tells me no, to look on the dancefloor
>she looks a bit shifty
>I hear amy's voice coming from a classroom
>I then realize sarah is on the lookout and is actually blocking the door
>I shove her aside and open the door
>>28679129
Cont..?
Even though Ik where this is going haha
>dating this girl
>been going great for the past month
>she asks me questions about how we want our future relationships to be like
>tell her I'm looking for a monogamous relationship
>she says she wants to bring home girls for me and to go out dancing and fuck guys when she wants to
>I'm not a partier at all so I know I'd just be sitting at home researching while she's out getting dick every weekend
>"well, I don't want to sleep around now but when the relationship gets boring I do"
>She says that and has me wondering how quickly she'll get bored
>she's telling me she wants to cuckold me before we are even in a committed relationship
>I tell her if that's what she wants then when it gets to that point I'll leave the relationship
I'm thinking about ending it now. I don't want to be loved until someone gets bored. I wasn't loved by my family. All I want from life is to find a person who will love me and stick by me. She says that's possible while she sleeps around. I don't see how that's possible. She says the reason relationships don't last is because they get stale and boring and so the answer is to sleep around. I don't think she wants or will give love. Therefore, the feelings I have for her are one sided and will not be returned. Even if I don't feel alone at this moment I really am as she is a dead end.
Isn't she?
>>28680102
Yes.
lanigirO
Hi, r9k user.
I'm following you, you know.
See you around.
>>28679090
That's fine just don't eat my food and close the door behind you please.
That's great! Don't forget to rate the videos and subscribe, it's your support that lets me do this.
>>28679334
Why would I eat your food? It is yours after all.
I don't like using your door much either. Windows make for a fine view.
Elliot never knew that after his passing, a community would form to honour his glorious memory, and celebrate his life.
That community is /r9k/
Thank you God for giving us Elliot
>>28679021
Fuck me I look as ugly as him except I am white. Same shitty high set eyebrows, same bug eyes, same potato nose, same small mouth(but my hair is brown). I really am doomed aren't I?
>>28679300
>Elliot Rodger
>Ugly
Fucking kill yourself, normalfag.
This drug makes me into the person I wish I was.
Until you burn out your serotonin receptors and the depression triples. Not saying stop just make sure you take 5HTP and essential vitamins after.
>>28678997
A lethal dose of morphineoriginus commentus
Yeah, too bad you can't get a boner afterwards.
How come NEETS get laid more than Wagecucks? I'm a virgin so I quit my job yesterday, how do I approach women? I'm glad they will see me as intependant and not a cuck now. One Stacy even complimented me that I am writing a memoir.
NEETs don't have the financial resources to spend on females
>>28678982
Thisis because being the pinnacle of society means status and women are attracted to status.
>>28679104
So females like how NEETS don't buy them dinner and stuff by putting their own needs first?
>tfw no qt wolfgirl loli gf to take really, really good care of me
a feel I know all too well
why do we want what we can't have
>>28678909
>tfw you will never be anon's qt wolfgirl loli gf
kyouko is yamabiko scum not wolf
What's the point of pubic hair? What purpose does it serve?
combined with sweat it creates a coolant system for your ballsack
To be fucking gross. If I don't keep mine trimmed/shaved. It actually fucking tangles and HURTS to have it. I will never understand how guys can keep a full bush.
To be disgusting
Discuss mental illness here. I feel really sorry for the anon in pic related because I have schizoaffective disorder. I hear pure schizophrenia is stronger though. And yes, he did post a time stamped picture of his pills.
>>28678860
Litteraly on here and found you. I have schizo affective too. I did this to myself 4 days ago :/ i'm not even lying schizoaffective is hell on earth. People don't believe how much pain you're in.
>>28678860
well the way I think of it one in the hand is worth two in the bush.
>>28678992
Keeping this thread open in the hopes of finding others like me. I have chad tier looks but none of it is worth being this sick. Makes me want to cry and break everything in the room. Tfw when docs wont give you meds you need to make this nightmare be mildly more bearable/beatable. Tfw when psychs drop you and tell you they can't help you.
Hello /r9k/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJ3QsGli9xU
Is this a racist advertisement? I sense implicit white power encouragement with "white now", there are only white people in the video too, with of course the typical clothes white people wear... White people are pictured as "the good" and everything that is good in this video:
The word "gloss" is used to eulogize the white race even more, to make them feel superior.
white people + "gloss" = magic (superior, more power than the average human)
white people + "gloss" = iconic (the white race is more aesthetically beautiful so it is used as an icon for humanity)
white people + "gloss" = divine (the first religion which we think of when we see white people is christianity, these robes are only worn by christians and thus white people and culture is being eulogized)
white people + "gloss" = yes (yes to the superior white race)
white people + "gloss" = chic (a white person is being carried by people like a caesar, chic is only for the elite... white elitism)
Am I the only one who is skeptical about this? I just thought it focused more on forcing "WHITE" and good words and images in your brain than toothpaste.
awesome, it's really refreshing to see this kind of brainwashing after a slough of racemixing cuck propaganda
>939,880 views
>32 likes
what
>>28678847
Of course it is. If you even have to ask, it probably is
Sometimes as I'm drifting off to sleep I can feel myself stop breathing and get a sense of deep fear. What the fuck is this?
sleep paralysis.
It's likely you're imagination on the breathing though.
if you actually stop breathing then I dont know, you might want to ask your doctor.
>>28678856
I definitely stop breathing because I gasp for air when it happens. I told my doctor but she thinks it's nothing. Did I fall for the caring female doctor meme?
>>28678802
where did you find that picture of me?
How many women 18+ are actually virgins?
Approximately 0.48%
>>28678789
Anywhere from 30% dwindling to 17% at age 22.
>>28678789
15-20%
Being virgin does not make you a special snowflake
