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>Out of town for business
>Go to bar at my hotel
>See cute girl sitting at bar alone
>Decide to do something different and buy her a drink
>Bartender brings her the drink
>She smiles
>Bartender points and says it's from me
>Her smile goes away instantly, she has a look of disgust, and turns down the drink.
>>28677466
Never happened to me. Chicks always accept drinks. They take what is offered to them, but give nothing in return.
Fucking whores.
>>28677466
>Depressed as fuck
>Force myself to leave the house
>Go to comfy local pub for a pint
>Look up from my pint
>Chad and Stacey are literally pointing and laughing at me
I can't take this shit anymore.
>went out for a smoke about 15 minutes ago
>neighbour girl walks by
>say hello
>she ignores me
Oh hai wagecuck. What am I doing? Oh, just some heroin. Since I don't consent to LEGAL SLAVERY, I choose to treat myself some days to a smooth chemical high. Oh, umyour boss would fire you? Such a petty that you can't enjoy nice hobbies to relax.
Us NEETS work hard so we play hard too. We always take the time to relax and ease our complex minds.
>legal slavery
Try harder m9
Wagecucks don't know moderation like the NEET,
The NEET is a conussuer of drugs and alcohol. We do it for the taste and mental enhancement, not to forget our lives like Wagecucks.
Did you miss lunch wagecuck? I'm about to insert another needle. I earned it, and work hard
>>28677479
Being a wagecuck IS legal slavery
>Pack and get dressed
>Before your father hears us
>Before all hell breaks loose
>You had to piss on our parade.
>You had to shred our big day.
>You had to ruin it for all concerned.
>In a drunken punch-up at a wedding, yeah.
I like you radiohead poster. Dou you like AMSP?
why is tom york so ugly
>"I'm looking for a real MAN. No BOYS, please."
Clarify. For what?
"You mean a DOG?"
>bodytype: curvy
>bodytype: average
Are these codes for "the size of Jupiter"?
>some kid used to sell shit from his desk
>he had a small green pencil case i wanted
>claimed there was a turtle
>never let me see it
>never believed him yet it pissed me off for some reason
>when he was away I snatched it and took it to the woodshop area
>took a hammer to it
>turns out there was a small turtle inside
>hide the case in my locker during recess
>he asks some me and some other kids if We knew where his pencil case was
>>28677403
real live turtle or fake turtle?
>>28677403
did the turtle died
>>28677413 real
>>28677418 if it wasnt dead before it was after the hammer hit it
What if all the misogyny here is actually girls posting ironically?
>>28677390
It's not, it's loser virgin males who blame others for their own short comings. They pick women as a scapegoat because we're easy targets who won't fight back. Truly pathetic.
>>28677408
This is a prime example of an ironic shitpost. Nice.
>>28677408
loser virgin male posting ironically xD
This man has fucked more shemales than anyone on earth. He is living the dream.
>>28677305
Who can make the shemales hard?
The tranny man can.
>>28677305
Stop making this thread and go suck a dick you fucking faggot.
>>28677589
Fuck off transphobic.
Hey robots, don't despair.
Earlier this year I was a 20yo kissless virgin. I spent too much time on 4chan and playing videogames because I was too sad to socialize, being 5-6/10 facial aesthetics, balding, and a manlet. I had some friends, but I never went out with them too much, my late teen years all I can remember is fapping to loli, listening to /mu/ shit and smoking weed to deal with the pain.
>19 years old, find out I have cancer
>spiral into worst depression of my life, but the cancer wasn't too bad and I eventually beat it
>start taking finesteride for my balding but it gave me major brain fog (as well as being socially awkward as fuck and recovering from depression)
>get a job at a pizza place, meet up with people I knew from high school, they're the psychedelic rock type who live together, trip a lot and throw house parties
Now this is what I meant by "meme magic is real"
>tell them shit like power puff girls is my favorite tv show
>and that I would love to have the power to change genders at will
>tell the one resident anime watcher there that I have a crush on Osaka from Azumanga Daioh (he looks it up and calls me a fag, I tell him at least I'm not a weeb who likes Naruto)
>tell them that when I get a VR headset I'm going to watch the porn
>try to redpill them with /pol/ shit, tell them Trump is the best candidate
>call them degenerates and criticize their lifestyles whenever I can
Continued.
>despite all that, impress them with knowledge of music, I'm not into psychedelic rock but at least a few of them liked stuff like Radiohead and other obscure alternative type music which I'm really into
>introduce them to Rick and Morty and some other shows
>willingly buy drugs like LSD from them because it's a beautiful and not degenerate like /pol/ had me believed
>they think I'm cute and invite me over whenever they throw parties, somehow went from being a recluse loser to hanging out with some of the "most popular" people of our highschool
>all through MEMES
>get laid at a party, was alright but nothing special
>now the most important part, had a crush on a qt in highschool who is really into alt culture as well, meet her at one of their parties and add her on facebook
>still an awkward motherfucker but as long as those guys accept me and I could possibly move in with them then I might be in the home clear of having an enjoyable life for once
I promise you all this is the 100% truth, I'm not here to brag or anything, I am a fucking idiot and don't deserve shit, but I'm sure if I could have made this life work then almost any of you can as well.
Good luck anons! You can turn your life around.
Mabye I don't want to become a faux-normie like you OP.
>>28677392
I'm not a normie though, I don't like going to parties often, I just did it twice and it's probably not going to happen again at least for awhile. They're all pretty qt as well, I mean like they don't sleep around too much, they just really like music and playing music for other people, I should have mentioned that they're all in a band.
But yeah they're not too degenerate, sure they hang around with a lot of degenerates but that's why I like them.
>it's an "anon finally lost his virginity and found someone to love him" dream
Life is a lot easier when your subconscious doesn't constantly rip you out of denial and remind you that you're not actually okay with being alone forever
Men are okay being alone - monasteries are a thing.
It's easier when you just accept it, instead.
I'm simply undesirable, and that's just how it goes.
>dream about having a gf
>so unrealistic that I instantly become lucid
How to combat lust/libido?
Everyday not fapping means like 10% lust/libido increase, and its been like 2 or 3 days now
I dont want to be worthlessly tied to my libido like this
>dont want to fap
>but want to fap
What a nightmare.
Tips?
>>28677208
>I dont want to be worthlessly tied to my libido like this
The don't. Fap in 2 minutes in the bathroom and go on with your day.
>>28677208
Chastity belt........ (periods for original comment donut steel!)
>>28677243
No because then the sexual energy is wasted, the goal is retention, cant do that if I fap it away
So which board is the biggest cancer and why is it always /pol/?
This image was probably made by a democrat who's immigration policies makes it unfeasible for unskilled workers to begin working which keeps black youths in the ghetto and white kids at their computer desks. It also brings down the average wage and breaks up unions.
Class "traitors"
/pol/ has some interesting threads/posts every now and then but it also gets shilled on the most. lots of sliders and whatnot, really unfortunate.
i reluctantly agree with you OP
Because you're a lefty probably or something
>tfw so ugly even the tubby neckbeard rather stands drenching in his own sweat than have a seat next to you
I mean I understand wonan, but this is reaching higher planes
Maybe he preferred standing.
I would do the same even if you were a 10/10 with warm welcoming eyes because I don't really like sitting next to people.
>qt or normie sits next to me
>as soon as another seat is available, they quickly get up and move
They don't even do it because of the extra space, they will literally move behind, right, left, or in front of me and sit next to anyone else than me.
>>28677274
This feel I know too, maybe they think its polite, but I know better
>Talking to girl I like
>She asks me about how she looked on the party
>attempt to make a joke and try to copy paste messenger crying face
>actually copy paste a pasta from /int/ about anglos
>awkwardly shrug it off by saying "lol look what X sent me"
>mfw
BEADY
original
Did this before on a post about depression. I tried to shrug it off but she was legitimately worried about me. Felt good, honestly.
lucky you i sent disgusting hentai porn
How come you're not dating a fat chick?
how the fuck does one get to half that weight and not realize they have a problem?
>>28677042
I thought I was until I saw that pic
>>28677062
What problem? She has a superior body to those skinny girls
Are you fucking kidding me? Only thing that Pizza hut has got going for them is their fucking stuffed shit. Their crust is okay tier at best. Domino's has their godly cheese, bread, sauce, and holy fuck that crust. I would fuck that crust if I could. I would rather eat Papa Shit's pizza than fucking Pizza Hut's pizza. I bet you don't even know your pizza kid. Don't get me started on their prices. While you can get a fucking pizza at Pizza Hut for $5.00, (oregano) you can get TWO for just fucking $5.99. If that's not the greatest fucking pizza then I guess I'm just a fucking pleb who doesn't know their pizza. But I fucking do, so you need to go brush up on your pizza facts before you fucking disrespect Domino's.
>>28677010
dominos pan pizza is heaven
>le trannyfuckerman
>>28677010
>Papa Shit's
trashy attempt at trying to bring down Glorious Pizza God Papa John. their pizza pies are god-tier.
