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Which inside out character is /r9k/?
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>>24979757
Idk but sadness is top QT
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That's easy. The guy at the end screaming "girl, girl, girl!"
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That ugly purple loser.
I haven't seen the movie though.
Is it as bad as Big Hero 6?

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Being an adult is truly hell.
If this system isn't slavery I don't know what is.
Being forced to work and only being able to afford shelter and food is slavery.
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>>24979728
always has been, always will be

though I admit, compared to the modern system, share-cropping looks pretty sweet.
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>>24979728
What would you rather? Go live in the woods with no electricity, no medicine, no comforts, no easy access to food and water?
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>>24979769
>your cage has everything you need in it! What more could you want?

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>mfw I realize the reason I hated NGE is because Shinji is literally me
I thought I'd grown up but I'm no different to how I was 6 years ago.
I'll never be able to change and I don't think I even want to.
End my life.
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Just accept it mane, you just need to chill.
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>>24979755
How? The prospect of being like this for another 50 years is bloody terrifying.
I'd rather be dead.
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>>24979774
You said that you can't change, if that so why worry about things you can't control?
It's like worrying about all the different ways the earth could end tomorrow. Why? It's not like you can do anything.

>I'd rather be dead.
Kill yourself then, it doesn't have to be today, just do it when you feel like you've got nothing left that you want to experience. Just because you have 50 odd years left it doesn't mean you have to experience them all.
I don't plan on living past 40 and that's fine, since it's not like I'll have a family by then. By then I would have done everything that I wanted to do/can do and I should be at peace with myself hopefully.

Worrying just causes more problems, why not try take things a day at a time.

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Anyone else like female singers who are attractive?

I find myself like Katy Perry, Taylor Swift, Rihanna, Ke$ha, Mandy Moore, Britney Spears, Mariah Carey. Not only because they are hot, but I also like the music.

Is this a robot thing? I am afraid to bring this up among my male friends.
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>>24979650
NOW IF WE TALKING BODY YOU GOT A perfect ONE PUT IT ON ME

IF WE TALKING BODY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlYbDjwBe2Y

i dance to this song all the time but that might be my autism.
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>>24979650

>tfw no taytay gf

Just put a shotgun in my mouth and pull the fucking trigger already.
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I really want to see Katy Perry take black cock.

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>anon-kun you came so much!
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>>24979601
What the fuck is this guy roleplaying as
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>>24979627
Homeless pedo goofy
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>>24979627
A goofball asshole

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>Worry worry worry love is passing me by,
>worry worry worry I'm so painfully shy.
>Oh, the guys get all the kisses
>why am I the one to miss it?,
>Worry worry worry woe is me.
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Physician, fuck thyself.
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>TFW grandma plays the numbers.
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>dont they know its the end of the world
>it ended when i lost your love
Actually cried the first few times i heard that

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>tfw you will never be a young thug from chiraq, fucking bitches and making money
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At least you can still post the same shitty thread daily :^)
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>>24979477
iam glad iam not poor and black
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>>24979510

>tfw despite being poor and black they're happy and I'm not

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>Get a gf
>Pray every-night before i saw her naked that i wish she has a innie
>come to find out my girlfriend has a roastie

she tried to get me to go down on her a few times now and i rejected, my god it's so fucking hideous... How do i get her to go get a surgery or something?
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s4s-tier 0/10

try harder next time champ
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>>24979485
What are you on about?

not original
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That's what you're worth anon. Sorry for you 2bh.

BASED FUCKIN POLAND
we have pepe as a grocery store , literally everywhere
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well you know what you have to do. write "feels good man" and "poo poo pee pee" on everything and post pics
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Mexico has their own.
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Quit League of Legends you retarded fags, you cant play for shit

Here is something I made in paint tonight, please rate
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I think I have that same kind of knife.
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>>24979167

Why does he have gynecomastia?
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>>24979167
At least an 8/10, nice work.

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>Family puts pictures of you on Facebook.
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My dad quietly took pictures of me gaming then put them on facebook without even tagging me.

He will suffer.
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>Go out swimming with your family
>while you are minding your own business you hear screaming in the distance
>HEY ANON LOOK OVER HERE
>you see your mother videotaping you
>all the other people you dont know who are also in the pool are confused
>you see the video later on her facebook
>want to die so badly
i love you mom
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I made my mum delete all photos of me on her FB.

I am 28 years old.

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Can tripfags fuck off? Go post on reddit or something if you want validation based on identity and up votes and shit. Being anonymous improves conversation since your post is valued only for what it says. I wish gookman would force anon on all boards. Special snowflakes ruin everything.
P.S. if I could tie up all tripfags in a shitty old house and let them rot to death while covered in wounds and sores with their eyes and vocal chords removed I would. Not even kidding.
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>>24979031
No

They can stay.

Especially autistic virgin triprobots can stay. They provide autism and cringe.

Femtripcunts must go away to tumblr.
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>>24979031
sltn
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>>24979031
you called?
but seriously i only started tripfagging to fuck with that stupid cunt mystery

Anons after my first Acid Trip this weekend, boy i gotta say, I've reached a higher stage of Enlightenment. Now I am a True Human Bean. Mere mortals cannot fathom my Power Level

To mark my new sense of self and purpose in life I have the strong urge want to change my legal name to:

>Big Pepe

I'm 20 yrs old and about to transfer from CC to uni

>also gonna change my Prof pics on normiebook and linkedin to a dank pepe like Pic Related

Idgaf anymore Robots. Egg me on or discourage me. Fugg

Discuss??

Quads and I'll make a Habbening Thread once I obtain my new ID card.

Swear on me mums tendies it'll happen. Might take a while but screenshot this thread so you remember when I finally do in a couple weeks or months or however the fuck long if takes

I won't let u down Robots. This normie world has cvcked me for too damn long for me to let my Robot Bros down in their time of need
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Roll roll rollllllololololklquadnuggets

bl0x
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>>24979002
robots, take note. Pay attention to his vocabulary. The memes as well. Seem familiar? This is how redditors and normies talk. Now use this knowledge to identify them elsewhere on this board.
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>>24979035

Nukka SHUT THE FUCK UP OR I WILL EAT YOU OUT CVCKOLD FEHGIT

I DESPISE NORMIES (well despised past tense. Now I am indifferent. I just pity them. I am become Based, Destroyer of Tripfags)

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What is the meaning of this picture?
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I believe that the little girl is going to stab the little boy.
Highly unusual behavior for a child but whatever.

The boy appears to have a plant growing out of his asshole. Perhaps it's some sort of rare disease or parasite.
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>>24978968
It means someone came to shitpost.
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>>24978968
The man cares for the woman, while the woman doesn't give a shit, and will stab him in the back for a shot at chads cock.

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Does anyone here have a job they legitimately enjoy?
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My job's pretty good. Only really have a lot to do if something goes wrong and sometimes get free pizza. Choose my own availability and only get scheduled times I'm listed as available. Unlimited vacation time whenever I request it as long as it's long enough in advance. Only requirements are that my non-vacation availability has me able to work 8 hours over the weekend (Friday, Saturday, Sunday) Pretty sweet deal tbqh
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I am going to be a scholl teacher in Germany. The internships have been much fun. Looking forward to work full time.
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I do research as a theoretical chemist.
Job is pretty comfy. I usually code and run simulations for 4-6 hours at home while watching films and listening to music and podcast. I also truly enjoy it.

Then i go to the labs, discuss with other researcher and organize experiments to test the simulations empirically. If no experiment is involved the lab stuff wont take me more than one hour.

The paycheck is ok I guess: 50k euros/year way more than what I need (here in Italy I could easily live with 15k euros/year)

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