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>mfw just found out girl I went to highschool with is doing porn
>not just any porn, but really hardcore stuff
>not really my thing but fapped anyway
>>24983203
Not even going to share? For shame, anon.
>not posting it
u've gotta be fuggin wit me :DDD
>>24983221
http://www.porntrex.com/video/6485/hardcoregangbang-charlotte-sartre
Just lol at dating in 2015
>Women in france visit the immigrant center to fuck random black and arab men
>Often come with their husbands
>Keking is becoming mainstream
>Being a slut is already mainstream
Why even?
It would be better if you posted real articles about the state of the migrant crisis and how actually keked Europe is becoming
These fake articles do noone any good
>>24983220
Not a fake article.
Europe is being keked indeed. Expect riots in Germany soon. Also the immgrant wave won't stop for years
>>24983182
>told by professors that it's the right thing to do
do you guys think if i sign myself into a psychiatric ward i will meet the qtp2t sad gf of my dreams? seriously considering
No. Crackerhouse is nothing like how the movies portray it. Most likely if they are in there they are fucked out of the mind either naturally or because of the drugs they give you. No time for relations in there.
I have made a good friend though that i met in a ward once. It was really weird though.
plus NO TOUCHING
>>24983135
I went to school with that guy.
Kind of funny how things wound up
i went to the same HS as the guy who wrote that book. i know his feels on a dee level.
he killed himself a year or two ago
>talking to femanon from r9k
>show her a photo
>"you look like a drug-addled serial killer"
>I say "I'm actually happy I don't look like a generic Chad. It's best to make the most of whatever you are"
>she says "I don't think you could ever be Chad"
why do they all want to make me kill myself
>>24982915
>femanon from r9k
Your first mistake
>>24982915
Why would you want to be Chad, anyway?
>>24982915
>talking
>femanon
>showing photo
You should learn from your mistakes.
>>24982986
Fuck off tripfag
itt: we describe our imaginary worlds to each other
>game of thrones but with furries
>>24982889
>lord of the rings but with sharks instead of orcs
It's the same as this plane of existence but there are no niggers and i'm happy
world of sw but insted of jedi, there are goddamn teletubbies
i would trade my below average looks for HIDEOUS ugly and lots confidence and being normal
>>24982842
No you wouldn't.
>your comment was not original
Wtf is this shit
>tfw you'll never give a handjob to a confused mentally retarded man who doesn't even know whats happening when he cums
>>24983043
Do you feel in chahrge?
Why do white males here label themselves as robots when they know it isn't possible? Every girl out there wants a white guy. If you're white tons of women would throw themselves at you just because of your race. Don't go "B-B-BUT I'M LONELY AND UGLY AND NO GIRL WOULD EVER TOUCH ME!" No. You choose to be lonely and you'd probably be +8/10 if you got in shape, while there's literally no hope for us non-white males. You are not a robot and will never belong here.
>You choose to be lonely
Everyone on this board
>>24982650
Fuck off schlomo
Ghhh
>>24982650
maybe stop idolizing white people as gods
we aren't naturally incredible at everything you dumb fuck
>tfw start talking to girl
>10/10 qt but is a bit of a ""nerd"", even has a PC she built that's better than mine
>really start to like her
>find out she's had a couple threesomes in the past, and has slept with 6 guys in total
>get sort of bummed, because no matter if you're gay or straight you don't want to know your partner has had other partners in the past like that
>get accused of being a slutshamer and a misogynist by her friends
She probably didn't even build her computer on her own, probably had guys help her the whole way.
Did you actually call her a slut in public, though?
>>24982669
I didn't call her any names, I was just noticeably bummed so she must have told her friends about it and they went into full SJW mode
>>24982640
>nerd
>computer built by Chad in exchange for two hours on the carousel
>get slutshamed by friends to make YOU look like the dick here
wew
wojak folder is really low on wojaks
post sad wojaks
>>24982610
feels s a d man
>>24982633
f e e l s sad m a n
FUCK OFF ROBOT
>>24982646
tfw you relate to wojak on a personal level
Who's going to see this?
Who isn't going to see it?
Starwars:the kekening continues.
I don't intend on seeing it. Star Wars has never really impressed me.
Seriously, why don't black people tip at restaurants? They complain that the service industry is racist towards them, and it is, because they are literally the worst customers ever. I'm a waiter and when I see a group of black people walking in I make sure the host doesn't give them to me. Often times our host or hostess is black as well, but they aren't even mad because they know how shitty their people are to deal with in restaurants.
They will run your ass off, complain about everything, be rude, ignore your friendliness and attempts at great service, and leave you with a 5% tip or less. What's up with that?
I remember the first time i went to America and didn't know about tip system,why you don't put in the bill the full price of the service?
Maybe your a shit waiter or racist as fuck OP.
People don't have to tip you faggit.
Because black people are some of the most entitled people in the US right now.
Just one of those things no one wants to admit.
>meet girl from 4chan
>she is basically me with a vagina
>likes literally everything that i like
>comics card games video games fighting games you fucking name it
>shes also an autistic kv spaghetti monster
>also fairly cute irl
>she ends up telling me she loves me
>tell her i like her back
catch is i cant bring myself to actually love her
i only told her i liked her because i assumed maybe she'd grow on me
but now its been like 6 months past that shit and shes talking about meeting up and shit like dates
what do i do
did i fuck up
if i tell her the truth she might kill herself
ur a fag give her to me
pump dump pump dump
Obvious bait is obvious.
>meet girl from 4chan
>post about it on 4chan
>she sees this.. on 4chan
THIS IS THE END
Hold your breath and count to ten.
>you will never sail on the crystal ship
driver, where you taking us?
I get this sounds edgy as fuck but I'm serious when I say this. I can't wait for nuclear war or some sort of massive disaster, I really want to watch the world burn.
What are you waiting for, robots?
Bee the change you want to see in the world
>>24982406
As much as id LOVE to live a fallout/mad max live in the wastes and on the roads, i know im wayyy to big of a bitch and not strong enough not to suffer for the rest of the pathetic existence
>>24982406
Race war
I spend too much time on /pol/
Can I stay here for a while
>no marketable skills or education
>makes 200/hour JUST with public shows
>needs to work 8 hours a month to make min. wage
Sure feels oppressed over there on the female side.
>>24982365
All the money you make will never buy back your soul though
>>24982388
Haha who gives a shit
>>24982365
holy shit, this is fucking crazy
I fucking hate betas and normies. If they weren't so fucking horny all the time, shit like this wouldn't happen. Why can't they just jerk to free porn vids on free streaming sites like everyone else? Then these uneducated, talentless whores would have to get real jobs or sell their cunts out as prostitutes
