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tfw can't get a fucking job
Just join the army
>>24988264
>tfw cant join army because lung condition wont let me run a mile and a half.
>>24988264
No, Navy or Air Force, then after that go to college, this should be the standard plan for any robot unable to afford college right away.
When you're in college and hear about everyone else with tens of thousands in debt you'll have tens of thousands in your bank account and a full ride.
A heart that's full up like a landfill...
>>24987685
A job that slowly kills you...
>WAGEKEK ALERT!
15 STEPS AND THEN A SHEER DROP
BRUISES THAT WON'T HEEAAAAL
I spy with my little eye something beginning with R.
Is it Ronald Reagan?
>>24987669
my name starts with an r desu (to be honest) fampai
is it roaches
Who /Toronto/ here?
What are your favorite places to eat?
This is Aijsen Ramen. It's a ramen shop and it's nice.
disgusting weeaboo scum
>>24987568
Im moving to toronto next year, can we hang out senpai?
>>24987705
are you intimidated by tall girls?
Did you guys ever see someone else browsing 4chan irl? Any chance you tried to talk to him?
I saw an old man browsing Barachan at the public library. I asked him about it, but he vehemently denied it.
>>24987407
Also what did he look like and did you feel a kinship with him? Kek
>>24987426
What's barachan? How could he deny it if it was
was right there in front of him with him browsing?
Bump z poo rz
If you'd just be yourself instead of an awkward spaghetti pocket, you'd have all you want in life.
What if who I am is an awkward spaghetti man?
Scale yourself mosquito?
>>24987363
Then if you just bee yourself you'll find a nice qt 3.14 who loves you for your awkward pasta nature.
>White men cant be robots
>R9K is 99% Beta white keks
>>24987300
that's probably because they don't go outside and are too stupid to use the internet to their advantage
>>24987320
>he thinks anyone likes white guys in 2015
>tells others to go outside
the irony is hilarious
>>24987300
White men can't be robots.
Being white gives you an advantage over any other race in almost every country.
but why are wagekeks so mad tho?
>>24987215
Thisis why: they have to make tremendous sacrifices for their bosses.
>>24987215
they're not, neetkeks like to project that they are to feel better about being poor
>>24987935
shhh let them have their moment
what's the most fucked up sexual fetish/ fantasy you have, /r9k/?
I want to be used as a public sexual relief attendant for horny men that have nothing to cum inside.
I'm male and I make myself gigantic fake boobs out of oversized balloons filled with water and attach them to my chest.
I love the weight and size of them.
>>24987205
Sometimes I also make a big fat belly to go along with the tits. Usually the tits I make are smaller with the belly so there's less chance of the weight popping the belly balloon.
>tfw 19 year old virgin
>tfw turning 20 soon
>tfw no chance that ill get a gf before im 20
Same. Who else /1996/
just fuck a tranny dude kekel my shekels
>tfw was virgin
>had sex the other month
>feel worse off for not having sex since than I've ever done before being a virgin
Don't do this, brother - once you break the seal, you'll be even less content unless you're having sex all the time. I should've stuck with wizardry
Who here /ordering pizza tonight/?
I've been awake for a very long time and haven't eaten in a few days. I'm going to binge on some delicious mountain dew, breadsticks, and pizza.
>What's your go to pizza order?
>Favorite pizza place?
I personally love some Pizza Hut. It's cheap and delicious.
Pepperoni, pineapple, ham, extra sauce, buffalo sauce drizzle, the perfect pizza.
>been awake for a very long time and haven't eaten in a few days
Meant to add that I will binge on food then pass out and it will be supremely /comfy/, but I am too tired to write coherently it seems.
why haven't you been eating or sleeping lately?
take care of yourself lad
>>24987111
Im sick of all these fast food pizzas anyone know any good local pizza places in georgia
>post in a thread that I've got no money for groceries
>someone on /r9k/ gave me $20 over PayPal
some of you guys are alright.
dont go to walmart tomorrow
>>24987018
How does it happen that you cannot afford food?
>>24987065
my rent is really high.
>the kid who beat me up in high school is graduating cum laude from Yale
>I flunked out of community college
Thanks Hollywood.
All of that "what goes around comes around" and "that nerd is your future boss" bullshit is just shit they tell you so that you don't shoot up your school while you still have the chance.
>>24987000
trips of truth
I'm sorry you're learning this the hard way OP.
>>24987000
>that nerd is your future boss is uber bullshit
The trips of truth don't lie.
30 years old and have no idea what yo do with my life. Still live at home and making min wage. How do I escape this? Thinking to go back to school but have no idea what I want to do.
Get a tech degree or practice programing or some other marketable skill after work.
>>24986801
you have nothing to lose by going back to school
its either go to school or continue to make minimum wage for the rest of your life
you don't even have to like what your getting your degree in, you just don't have to hate it
work at it and you'll get to a life you want, no matter what it is
What is an introvert career that I can just go do 2 years of education and get hired right off the bat once done? Computers seem to complex and hard. I only care about making a liveable wage of like 35k a year.
>tfw no tuko calling, jeepney driving, kanin picking, manok chasing, tinikling dancing, tiyanak finding, aswang hunting, kabayo riding, carabao herding, baboy wrestling, duwende stomping, lechon roasting, lumpia cooking, pancit making, sinigang eating, forest loving, /r9k/ posting, qtp2t filipina gf
>>24986747
>tfw no limosine ridin', rolex wearin', diamond ring wearin', jet flyin' son of a gun bf
>>24986747
Quit posting this fucking ewok. Also, why does their cooking smell like rank vagina.
hmm, you're posting this one quite early today.
