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Who into /boogiewoogie/ music here? Feel free to post some licks, daddyo.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ahdH8eTydWY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJA77S11BmM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-ipH9Ws-zs
most normal post on 4chan i have ever laid eyes upon
>>24992941
Post some music, daddyo.
>>24992890
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDStOaRLsbg
im glad saint pepsi moved from pseudo-vaporwave to greener pastures
Do it, robots
I'm glad I have a waifu and not a 3dpd gf. I've had 3d girlfriends before, and it's just terrible.
I should lose some weight and lift more.
I'm not really digging this look of mine.
I feel very lonely.original comment desu
Is she right?
She probably just has severe emotional issues and decided that everyone was out to get her because she's a woman.
>>24992419
& ok & ok & ok
dumb bitch
>>24992419
You may be on to something there, anon. This certainly doesn't seem like the mentality of an emotionally healthy person.
who else here wishes they were a rapper
>>24992384
>wishes
what's stopping you?
>>24992384
I actually am one thoughIn my bedroom, I only freestyled in front of people a few times
>tfw you haven't written a 16 in ages
>>24992401
preach it you white knight motherfucker, you got this
who /wealthy/ here?
what's your story
>>24992074
I got ~160k Euro invested in stocks/my apartment/savings at 24. Short story:
>turn 18
>~Mom gives me 50k euro
>Dont wanna spend any money on fun bc i feel like its not my money (turned out to be a good idea)
>I buy apartment and index fund
>Apartment increase a lot in value
>stocks increase
>sell apartment for $80k profit
>buy new nice apartment and is about to move into it with my gf
Im lucky that my mom gave me that sum
>>24992074
>dad gives me small loan of a million dollars
>run a shitty real estate business
>go bankrupt several times
>run for president and pretend I'm a man of the people
>>24992589
trump please go
>literally full of attention whores
>almost every answer is "DONT KILL YOURSELF ANON, SUICIDE IS A PERMANENT SOLUTION TO A TEMPORARY PWOBLEM"
>>24992059
>Hurr I'm gonna kill myself at school
Why? Why not just do it at home? Why drag everyone else in it?
>>24992134
Is "suicide at school" meme code for a school shooting?
If not he/she's an attention whoring piece of shit who'll die how they lived
>>24992059
don't kill yourself, just BE yourself :^)
![12342630_1136048949769385_2296604870069152077_n[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/2GUfRK0.jpg "12342630 1136048949769385 2296604870069152077 n[1]")
>I recently quit my old job, got certified to teach high school, and I am subbing for a few months to make my resume look nicer before I apply full time.
>my ex boss is my friend on facebook and he knows I quit because I thought making only $16 an hour was bullshit
>convince me not to share this image on facebook for the keks. I have in the past put my praxis scores up on facebook for him to see when I was working there cause it was funny
tl;dr, convince me not to act like a tool like I usually do.
You shouldn't post that image because it's jpeg hell.
Also posting something that's basically a big "fuck you" to your old boss is a shitty thing to do unless you're already on bad terms.
>>24991970
dumpster this shitkid of a boss
Hell, I'm tempted to share it on my wall just to stick it to my current boss.
Thing is, our company has really strict policies about what we can and can't post about the place on social media. I'm sure I would experience some corporate retaliation.
is buzzfeed trying to appeal to robots after appropriating our culture?
This cant be real right?
>>24991881
ffs as if this is real.. Buzzfeed is literally SJW condensed clickbait garbage targeted at NORMIES
>>24991881
no, they are trying to capitalize on retards
If I'm ugly, should I wear makeup?
I don't mean to trick men into dating me, I'd rather not have someone fall in love with a face I've painted on, I just want to look normal.
I'm always worried that people are staring and talking badly of me. There were two girls in wal-mart who blatantly laughed at me and I'm almost positive it's because of my appearance.
What about straightening your hair? I have extremely coily Afro hair that pretty much mats every night. Would it be better to use a chemical straightener?
I feel like people could get past how awkward I can be if I just looked approachable
You should focus on not caring about being ugly. If you obsess over it it'll be a disease that slowly makes you go insane as you get older and older and uglier and uglier as time passes.
Forget about makeup shit, you'll be a far more attractive person if you just don't give a shit about cosmetics and lose the anxiety.
How do you do what I just said? Fuck if I know, but you should keep it in mind, maybe one day you'll just change and no longer care and be happy
I'm ugly, but that isn't so bad. It made me bitter though so I have a shitty paranoid side to my personality.
Apparently, one of my eyes is noticeably lower on my face than the other. I never realized how bad it was until I had to submit a picture of myself for a school report the other day. I had to tilt my head pretty far to one side to get them to line up.
Is any robot from the UK around these parts?
I have a plan that could potentially make enough Shekels, not rich-tier but payrentutilitiesandgroceries-tier.
Pls respond
what you got?
i'm in the UK
>>24991668
I'm from London and interested.
I am in NI but I would love some shekels plz
i know we all hate dindus but lately ive been wondering if being one is so bad. i remember in highschool all you had to be is black and you have a large group of friends right there. plus those guys never did any work, they lived a pretty easy life. would it really be so bad to be black?
>>24991662
Black guy here, can confirm I dont even talk with 95% of the y
tyrones in the class but there nice.
Rape, murder, steal, kill each other, mooch off welfare, blame whitey for all your problems, and still benefit from affirmative action
Not so bad, if you're black. It just sucks for the rest of us
>>24991750
why not? dont like that crowd?
Hey guys, my gf posted this and I thought of you. I don't frequent this board anymore but I thought I'd check in on this occasion. You guys probably won't be happy for me but whatever, I hope all of you find fulfilling relationships if you're not in one already.
Quit gloating here and go enjoy yourself
You're probably going to end up being keked anyway
And btw I'm never going to find a relationship
I remember when my gf did stuff like that.
In fact it was just after our second anniversary that she kucked me.
Sorry anon. I'm happy that you've been happy but eventually she will either leave you or cheat on you.
It just happens. Even people who get far enough to get married, half of those relationships end in divorce. The other 50%, most of them are probably unhappy together too but won't break up for whatever reason.
I had one girlfriend, she seemed different. Then she kucked me.
Never met a good woman. They all lie and gossip behind your back.
I'm sure your girl has told tons of girls/guys about your deepest secrets and sexual hangups/kinks and so on.
Hell my girlfriend out right showed her friends nudes of me.
Then kucked me and almost gave me herpes.
Don't bother man.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZtzNEE2Esbc
This video is comedy but sadly it's pretty true.
>>24991598
she's keking you with chad you idiot
Manlets BTFO by tranny
tall men in the front. trannies in the back...of the oven that is
>>24991545
would it be acceptable for someone trans-tall to contact him?
>>24991545
because he's a man, therefore a good chance he's a tall man..
>saw the best looking tranny ever on grindr last night, 6 ft 1, mfw 5ft 11 lol
HOMOS Your days of stealing innocent 2d girls for your own shitposts are over.
You should be posting men, since you aren't attracted to girls.
We're retaking what's rightfully ours.
>>24991524
>ignored and saged
this is how wrong you are
>>24991524
1 upboat for you
>>24991524
>the idea of grills posting about "2D >3DPD", and how much they love their waifu
kind of turns me on desu senpai
>tfw no slightly above average 6/10 gf
How fucking high are your standards jesus fucking christ. If that's a 6 in your eyes I'd love to see a 10. Also you're going to be single forever
t. femanon
>>24991510
obvious bait
>>24991536
very subtle bait
>>24991510
Easy 9-10. But then I like me some qt powerlifters.
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