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Fembots, what could I do to get you to date me?
have a car
can drive
have a job
have plans to move up in the world (better job, better car, house, family)
be fit and have muscles
trust me 100% and let me have my way (I won't abuse my power but I want to be able to abuse it, but I never would)
>>24994656
Gib me munniez
>>24994724
>and let me have my way (I won't abuse my power but I want to be able to abuse it, but I never would
why don't you just get a milf gf, /r9k/?
>free haircuts
>high libido
>mature, experienced, and has their lives in order
>will probably provide you with free food and housing
>will give you lots of love and attention
>lets you live your oedipal complex
haha this faggot thinks old bitches are perfect
>>24994650
I would but don't know how. What do you suggest OP?
>>24994650
>free haircuts
This is why you faggots have no women interested in you, because you think letting old women cut your hair is a fucking good idea.
>decide I'm going to college, don't want to rely on autism bux in the future
>decide on cs major
>realize any money I make will be autism bux
welp
>>24994447
I do programming as my job never been to college but I make plenty of money. If you just decided to do CS because of the money you should kill yourself. You are like most women who go into CS suck then go to an interview and get a job because of boobs
>>24994447
>If you just decided to do CS because of the money you should kill yourself.
Words of wisdom
Most of the people I've met in the 2ish years out of my Math/CS program were normal.
Hi,
I'm a young lonely socially autistic man.
I'm making this thread to find a friend because I do not have any.
I just want someone to talk to on skype or play games on steam.
To make sure this thread is seen I will give a game to the first person who gets trips in this thread.
Email me at [email protected] if you want to be my friend
The game will be anything the person who wins wants.
you should post your steam id here. im sure a lot of people on /r9k/ are in the same spot as you
>>24994499
Most people are here are normies.
Almost bedtime wagekek. Don't worry, you won't have to go to bed on a sour note. Afterall, you just finished the first day out of five before your next two days of freedom!
>>24994335
>>24994335
It's only 5:44pm over here on the best coast.
And I don't work tomorrow - I just have a 3 hour exam beginning at 9am. That's d-d-different, right?
I'd actually be happy to stay a student for the rest of my life but being a wagekek sounds like the worst circle of hell... How do I escape, bros? I'm in Canada (keknada desu)
HAHAHAHA I GOT MY OWN BLANKET NOW YOU FUCKING NEET
I'LL ENJOY MY PAYCHECK WHILE YOU SHITPOST. HAHAHAHAHA I'M NOT MAD AT ALL
>>24994335
>>24994459
normie meme/10
go back to reddit or facebook or whatever
Thanks for all the great advice guys, I finally made it
You pissed in your mom's panties?
You put on the mask?
wew lads
original wew
>fail the drivers permit knowledge test twice in a row
>i'm 22y/o
>tfw have driver's license
>tfw can't drive alone because anxiety
>tfw can't even go fast because i'm scared i'll crash
>>24994190
Don't feel too bad, I didn't get my license until I was 27.
Just get a bicycle.
Like I promised, I'm back. To all the fucking SJWs and normie shitters who tried to ruin my plan yesterday: fuck you I win. My so-called "straight" cousin will not be bothering me anymore.
To recap last thread:
>my obviously closeted teenage cousin got himself an obvious dyke beard yet would not stop gloating in my face about it or give me a moment of peace or silence whenever i saw him
>i ask for advice on how to get him to fuck off
>redditors and tumblrshits start insulting me for homophobia
>i leave to watch some of my favorite tv shows
>they start trying to dox me
I came back to the thread at about 6:30 am here on the West Coast. I find out that the normieshits have tweeted my cousin and are trying to find my Facebook account (they of course fail because you cannot be competent at technology while being a sjw faglord and because I'm not a fucking normie with a real facebook).
Anyway,
>i realize that i'm completely fucked if he sees my phone thanks to all the underage /b/nigger white knight faggot that infest this board
>casually dally into my aunts house at 7, tell her i want pancakes
>she's of course up to it because she's a good person unlike her fag son
>tell he i'll go wake him up while she's doing baking shit
>slither into his room as quietly as possible, trying not to wake him
>he stays asleep because i'm a fucking god and he's a fat little gay nerd
>swipe his phone
>he hasn't seen the cancer tweets
>wake him up pretending im just there to get him up for school
>tells me he had a long makeout session with his "feminine gf" and that he'll probably fuck her tonight
>want to strangle him
>he gets sent off to retard school while i enjoy delicious pancakes with my favorite aunt while daydreaming about life returning to normal
>>24994160
/r9k/ has been filled with a lot of faggot white knights lately..
I don't care which one in that pic he is. If he's going to be gay, at least tell him to get higher standards and improve his own appearance. would not hold eye contact with either
>>24994160
Sorry that happened lad, /r9k/ isn't like it used to be.
Ok /r9k.
Lets be honest. This girl is fucked for life.
And she knows it.
The question is, would you date her implaying she would do as she wrote and not walk by your side on the streets?
>pro: sex with that girl whateaver you want. She has a noice body
>con: dat face. And the fact that your friends may discover.
Would you do her?
>>24993878
depends on her personality. I would not want someone who had a lot of negative traits with no prospects of changing them
>>24993878
I dunno, I might be able to get used to her. Depends on the sex.
>>24993878
>would you date her
she already has a bf
>tfw trap gf of 8 months broke up with me tonight
>day after my birthday
>after going to a local gay strip club last night she started acting weird
>two hours ago
>"anon it' over"
>no
I want to die guys. None of you know how hard it is to actually have a qt trap as a partner.
i hope she blasted hiv+ cum down ur throat b4 leaving
>>24993709
He sucked dick at the club.
>>24993709
Actually dating a tranny
You're doing it wrong bro, they're essentially fuck toys for us to use
ITT: Normie/pleb music (that you kinda like)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jwgf3wmiA04
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n2kdCJRAiNk
cyndi fucking lauper
I kinda like this normie as shit song senpai
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Dqgr0wNyPo
Art thread? We had a great one here yesterday, or at least I think it was here.
Here is my contribution, a lesser known painting by Ivan Aivazovsky, known for his ingenious way of depicting oceanic bodies.
This is some concept art for Dark Souls.
was just about to make this thread saying the same thing
was such a cozy thread
I really like this one by pawel kuczynski
Why is everyone freaking out about Star le all of a sudden? Every normie and their mother is acting like they're a huge star war fan now it's ridiculous.
All I know is that all the tickets are sold out and that means it's shit because anything thats popular is generally garbage
GoT is popular and I still enjoy it.
I've never liked SW all that much.
>>24993594
>Why do people like fun things?
>Fun things are terrible
>>24993729
GoT is objectively the best show on TV at the moment
I just sat on a train across from a guy wearing the following:
>dirty, faded black cargo pants
>a tshirt with a Atari joystick print
>cat ear headphones
>wrecked old cheap white Asics
His friend had:
>3/4 length nu metal cargo shorts
>a filthy Monster hoodie
>battered white NB autism shoes
Autism shoes isn't a meme. It's not normies being assholes. It's true. These guys looked fucking terrible and incredibly autistic.
>>24993433
hoodies being autistic is definitely a meme though
i see normalfags with girlfriends wearing pullovers and zipups all the time.
this is coming from a Super Autist though, I work outside and I wear my work clothes pretty much everywhere. Forest camo army fatigues tucked into Black steeltoe Carolina workboots, plain tee and my old beat up leather jacket that fits me just right
>>24993513
Nobody said hoodies were autistic, but wearing autism shoes and Walmart jeans and a shitty graphic hoodie with stains is autistic.
Why do autistic people always miss the point?
jokes on u because the /genuinely/ dont give a fuck
go back to /fa/ glitter rainbow faggot bitch
Have you ever said any of these terrible things to women /r9k/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9yMFw_vWboE
>>24993378
>>24989264
my comment is too low in content
>>24993378
ITT, first world whores bitching about their nonexistent problems.
>>24993378
>"No guy wants to have sex with a virgin"
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS PROPAGANDA
HOW DID IT START?
