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even using ruler as makeshift shoehorn. halp t b h
loosen the laces you mong
Nice Lems, faggot. Why is everyone buying Lems these days
Have you tried unlacing it, you fucking moron?
Where do I find and how do I approach shit tier women? I don't care if she's 600lbs and listens to coldplay. I'm tired of being alone and I'm going to do something about it god dammnit.
okcupid, literally a cesspool whales and ugly women. however, practically every female on that site is incredibly picky/snobby.
>>24997582
Im pretty shit tier, hi.
>>24997582
two on the right would be 8+ if they lost weight
>Be me.
>Vacation with my dad.
>Going from Cincy to DC.
>Driving for a while on long windy mountain roads.
>Shits gettin boring.
>Oh wait, whats that?
>A baby deer!
>The cutest motherfucker is crossing the street.
>We slow down to let the lil guy pass.
>No other cars, so no worries. He's safely across.
>Oh holy shit, he's adorable. We cant take our eyes off him. The most interesting thing we've seen in hours.
>I glance back towards the front if the car for a second.
>A second too late.
>"LOOK OUT!"
>Too late.
>We hit his brother.
And that's how you start a shitty vacation.
Please, share your vacation stories too.
Bump for fun story time.
>Invited to go with my friend and his family on a beach tour
>End up spending time with his aunt and kind of hitting it off
>While everyone went inside a Ripley's Believe it or Not museum, she ducked out saying she had a headache and buzzed me to join her
>Blew me in her car in time to join everyone at the exit
I kind of wanted to see the museum though.
>>24998265
I think that's sorta worth missing the museum. Is the aunt a qt? And did your friend ever find out?Did he believe it, or not?
Is having a big penis a problem with female? It is literally turn off? What's the perfect penis size?
>Is having a big penis a problem with female?
Depends. If she's a massive whore like most roasties are, it's not a problem at all. If she's a virgin, it might be a problem.
>What's the perfect penis size?
7"x6"
>>24997543
I think virgins are turned off by large penis size unless they're drunk or hoes
I feel bad for 6 inchers
>>24997497
If its too big, yes. Don't bother asking women whats the perfect size, they have no idea. I know a girl who said she would love to have 9 inch cock for life, but when I asked her to show me 9 inches with her hands, she couldn't do it. And trust me, this girl has been around.
Perfect penis size for typical girls honestly ranges from 6-7.5. Larger is good for maybe a one time thing, and for size queens. Everyone else would like to enjoy sex without feeling like their stomach is being pushed in.
Have any of you ever smoked DMT?
Oui.
Have smoked a gram thoughout one day before.
muh machine elves
>>24997529
Are there actually machine elves or is it just a meme? I am curious to know what a DMT trip is like.
>>24997572
I wouldnt personally call them machine elves, but beings of some sort.
I view them more as something organic then a machine. But some have different views and consider them machine like.
fractals are the perfect biological shape, as well as something some could cosider very machine like cuz math and shit
also if you are going to get some or extract it yourself, dont smoke it out of a pipe on top of weed. make the machine. needs to be vaporized not burnt
Boys can always just be rich. And female genital mutilation make circumcision pale in comparison.
And this is coming from a guy. Watching my gf go through the pains of her period tares me apart. I could never imagine having to suffer through that. I have so much respect for how well she deals with it. She's amazing.
>>24997431
>Baiting
>Who would ever do that?
>>24997431
You gotta try harder than that, pal
getting rich is difficult, and everyone everywhere is trying to make it harder. and female genital mutilation is illegal everywhere that's even somewhat civilized, whereas circumcision is not only legal, it's often encouraged
>She still has a hymen...
>>24997333
>red flag
You mean green flag right?
>>24997333
>doesn't have a girlcock
now,chek em
>>24997347
Only if you're a delisional manchild
I don't know what it is about me that women find so unappealing. I always try my best to respect women no matter what, let them know that I see how strong they are, and let them know that I value them as people. I always try to let them speak and never talk over them. I've been working on things like not mansplaining ever since I knew it was a problem and I always try to make women feel safe.
Somehow though, I just never met the right woman and I don't know what to do. I've only ever had one girlfriend but we never got physical. It was an open relationship and she had a lot of suitors.
I'm in tears right now. I'm not worried about something silly like my "masculinity." I'm one of the least masculine men you can find anywhere. I just wish I could be with a woman.
I know it's wrong for me to write this. I don't want to sound entitled and if you knew me in real life then you'd know that I don't act entitled. I make absolute sure that there's nothing I'm doing which could make a woman feel like I'm expecting sex or like I see her as a sexual object.
I know I'm not entitled to sex but I still want it. How could there not be ONE woman who I have this connection with? I've been reading Dr. Nerdlove for years and I've been trying my best to be respectful, natural, and not "rock the boat." I'm just so sad and lonely.
I'm gonna spend my whole 40th birthday crying.
>>24997195
>virgin
but only women can be virgin
-.- baka wizar
If this is true I'm sorry it had to happen to you. Happy birthday though!
tl:dr
If it means that much to you just rent a hooker. Its only 200-300 bucks
Are you under the effects of any drug?
What are you listening to?
>Yes, smoked weed
>King Crimson - Discipline album
>>24997160
>No
>No
why do you keep reading me,stop right now or i..
If alcohol counts, yes.
Like Lions Do - Right Away, Great Captain!
Not on anything now, but I'm going to take 600mg of DXM in an hour or two. Only ever done 300mg so this should be a good fucking time
Listening to nothing at the moment
What do you know about bullying?
Bullies do that shit to hide their own insecurities and depression.
>Freshman year in high school
>Skinny manlet faggot always sits at my table during lunch and free period
>14 year old pseudo-intellectual atheist
>Self proclaimed communist
>Brags about browsing 4chan
>Total aspie in hindsight, but this was like 2009
>Does everything he can to make my life miserable every single day
>Don't kick his ass because pacifist
>This goes on for almost the entire school year
>2 months before summer
>Tries to kill himself
>Didn't even feel bad
He couldn't bully me from a mental hospital, so it looks like I won.
>>24997227
>14 year old
>2009
these are the people we are posting with
i want to get bullied until i cry (which is not hard at all) and for them to make me suck their cock
>mfw finals almost over
>mfw need to hand in a paper in days
>7 pages
>only 3 pages in
I WISH I WAS JOKING THIS IS NOT A FUCKING MEME IM STUUUCKK!!!!
>>24996931
I cant even do this right...
>mfw need to hand in a paper in days
IN TWO (2) DAYS!!
Tips to how i stop 4chins and type type type?
>>24996931
>not night before
>not being good at writing
HAHA I feel bad for your kind.
>>24996949
Do two pages tomorrow, and two pages the moment before its due.
Not hard.
I didn't turn out as well as I'd hoped but at least I can say I tried.
>>24996794
Are there any /r9k/ figures in Western animation or comics?
>>24996837
I doubt it but maybe.
>>24996837
>Western animation
Hell no, it's way too fucking normie
>comics
Probably, but I don't do comics.
>happen to see a picture my oneitis posted
>her with her boyfriend
>they are cuddling, he is looking away from the camera blankly as if he doesn't care
>her head is on his chest
>>24996793
This is a picture of my oneitis and her bf.
I don't even know why I saved this fucking picture. It does nothing but torture me. I'm not even half as good looking as that guy. He's also like 6'4".
>>24996823
He has better face than she does , when he gets bored of her you can try to hit on sloppy seconds
>>24996855
that girl is too hot for anyone who browses 4chan
men > dog shit > women
>>24996716
example 1 men are sluts
example 2 men are sluts
example 3 women are smart and men are cowards who run from responsibility because it hinders their ability to be sluts
example 4 men are sluts
example 5 men are sluts
You can't say men can't be sluts when their nature is to fuck anything and everything they can, at least women don't give it away for free like a slut would
>>24996800
yeah, but the women are all being bitches and liars
and how could the man in example 3 be a coward if he thought she was on the pill?
>>24996988
because the child is born whether he wants it or not, responsibility exist now and all he can think of is running away
Tobacco thread? Currently dipping this. Pretty good.
congratulations on being stupid enough to pay for a shitty harmful substance that doesn't even get you intoxicated
>>24996688
You have obviously never had a tobbacco buzz
>>24996688
I bought this can months ago, and its still not empty. I rarely dip.
