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Autistic, akward robot here who somehow got a qt Latina normie gf , AMA.
Happy for you kinfolk.
Just hope you have your shit together by the time she wants kids or you're going to wake up with your dick in a vice.Not really I'm just talking out of my ass.
Why do you call yourself autistic if you're a 6 or above
>>24995556
But anon, i didnt even post my picture yet, how would you tell?
>tfw no tuko calling, kanin picking, jeepney driving, manok chasing, tinikling dancing, tiyanak finding, aswang hunting, kabayo riding, carabao herding, baboy wrestling, duwende stomping, lechon roasting, lumpia cooking, pancit making, sinigang eating, forest loving, /r9k/ posting, qtp2t filipina gf
Best thread of the day, glad to see it again. How's life OP?
>>24995501
excited for when this reaches a paragraph long desu senpai
How have you not gotten banned yet?
Why dont we create our own language, robots? Normies wont be able to steal our memes or culture anymore
We could always use an international auxillary language like Esperanto or latin.
Anyone else who knows these languages is probably a robot too, so they'd fit right in.
People tried it for awhile here with Purethought English.
It was actually pretty cool, not terribly hard to learn, but utterly incomprehensible for normies. I guess it was too much effort though because it kind of stopped after awhile.
that sort of thing never works. either it's too complex to catch on, or it gets cracked and infiltrated way too quickly. it's why most dealers don't bother with slang so much these days, because cops quickly learn new terms for drugs
Let's have a thread for all of us awkward anons and femanons to try and meet someone. Let's post contacts and hopefully make some people on the board a lot less sad.
I'll post my kik as a throwaway: Sp0kan
Fuck off. Men outnumber women 8 to 1 here. Stop inviting whores so they can bathe in attention. Stop using /r9k/ as a dating website. Stop fucking up this board.
>lets have a soc thread
>femanons
fuck off
Let's post some music you fucks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4iV4NwSbscg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=luM6oeCM7Yw
originalo blox
the one CoF song I actually like
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5dgLaHJUx-s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0t4i7frhNUs because comf
Is punk the /r9k/ music genre?
>Angry at the world
>Hate normies and Chads
>Don't want to be a wageslave
>Sarcastic
Blues is /r9k/
>About being lonely
>How girls left them for other men
>Literally about getting keked
>Usually fat older balding men singing and on the instruments
Techno (sounds better, people here are pretty elitist)
Goes on for hours (suits neets lifestyles as they have nothing to do)
Embodies decadence and degeneracy as well as alternative counter cultures.
You can get fucked up to it
Hot girls get down to it
Made mostly nowadays on computers
Is a mature genre
Endless variety, anyone who says it all sounds the same is a stupid dick who has never listened to it
>>24996016
Shut the fuck up techno is meme music
Everyone's welcome, but tonight is dedicated to /unifeels/ and the exams that come with them. Come on in and drink your troubles away.
I'm not in Uni, just a wagekek, but the place seems pretty dead. Could I trouble you for a long island?
>D in intro to electrical engineering, C in thermo, B in engineering econ, dropped another class
>lie to parents and say I got an A and two C's
>still really disappointed in me
feels bad
>>24995619
Sure thing, anon. I opened up earlier than usual tonight; that might be why it's so quiet in here. How are you doing?
You are forced to pick one of these two outcomes, /r9k/.
>1. Every woman on Earth balloons up to 220 - 320 pounds in over a month.
>2. Every human being on Earth is compulsively urged to mate with someone of another race
In either way, you will get a gf that's considerate the hotter of the bunch. But what would you rather have? A mixed world or a world where girls are fat? You have to pick one.
The former definitely
1.
I'm gay so that would probably drive a lot of normal guys into homo territory.
>>24995150
>>24995151
degenerates tbqh family
Why is everyone here so fucking selfish, inconsiderate, racist, materialistic and unpunctual
Fuck this miserable place.
>>24995071
probably the weather - I liked it for the week I was there and I would not mind doing business there once in a while but living god forbid no.
How do i get laid in this shitty place anyway.
The weather is shit
Can't pedestrianmode long distances
Transport and neccessities are convenient, but people really suck
My best internet friends are mostly people who never want to live in a place like stinkapore anyway
I give up making friends
>shitty genetics
>uneven eyes
>biggest flaw
>can't take any pictures whatsoever
>surgery is expensive
>fucks up my 7/10 face completely
Please fucking kill me
post full face you look qt
Eyeliner, desu
I think your eyes look pretty
Survey question, straight male virgins only.
How many girls have you asked out in your life?
0
Never really tried with women.
I asked 6 girls out in primary school and kissed 4 of them.
Haven't had a real conversation with a girl/woman since I was 11.
Funny how things work out.
Zero.
I'm far too cringe worthy to talk to women.
Any good Omegle stories? Just spent an hour on there and it's filled with bots. I used to have some nice conversations.
waiting for that fat black guy to kill himself desu
sid/david is a fucking dick hes a cheating scumbag i hope he dies xoxo-kiki
Really though. Anything?
Something that's been bugging me is
is face-sitting a real thing people do?
like when a girl says "I want to sit on your face" does she mean "I want you to lie down on your back and I'll literally sit on your face and you eat me out like that" or is it just meant as an general innuendo for eating pussy in whatever position?
It just seems like it would be awkward and uncomfortable
>>24994968
I'd like it if a guy, while still wearing underwear, sat on my face and rubbed his dick and balls all over me, saying, "You can never have this" t.b.h.
>>24994968
>I want you to lie down on your back and I'll literally sit on your face and you eat me out like that
Yes, that's what it means.
/thread
>get one chance at life
>you're wasting it
I mean, it's not like you're an animal and it's totally an accomplishment in itself, even if it's not your personal doing, that you can even comprehend this.
>>24994915
>you're wasting it
With so much conviction it arouses me sometimes.
It's a harrowing liberating feel. How useless I am, it's like an electric melancholic realization.
Everything i've ever learned in my life. Is for naught. I mean sure, I used it before, but it won't matter now. The means to an end. And my end is something i've decided on. I've given up with so much moxxy it scares me as much as it makes me comfortable.
The finality of it is comfortable.
>I dropped out on my 3.8 average in uni?
Doesn't matter i'll be dead
>I haven't showered since fucking halloween?
Doesn't matter i'll be dead
>Brushed my teeth since august?
dead
>Haven't spoken for 4 weeks?
Dead
>Try not to impose any materialistic presence in my family's radar, especially difficult in this christmas season, where I stare at them incredulously pantomiming indifferentlyI'm not a monster, why would I allow them to spend money on me ifI'llbeDEAAAAAAAAD
It's freeing, but I can't let the objective tragedy get to me. I laugh it off with the dissonant thought I was fucking fine like a year ago. I wasn't happy. But I wasn't sure I wanted out yet. But knowing now. It's given me some drive.
>>24994915
what you accomplish in life doesn't really matter
Let's find out how many robots aren't complete retards and can pick the correct choice.
I pick myself since its really the only reliable one I can count on to protect me
>>24994887
I'd feel pretty confident with 3 bears but I feel like they'd be too slow for the 50 hawks
How much ammo does hunter have?
>>24994887
The human, obviously
