>robots think getting a gf will fix their problems
>>24998220
>robots think
Thats a good one OP!
except it fucking will you inbred retard
once you have a life partner set and out of the way you can work on building your income and other shit in life without having to worry about getting too old
>>24998306
>once you have a life partner set and out of the way you can work on building your income and other shit in life without having to worry about getting too old
The definition of beta, it should be the other way around. You should not depend on anyone to be "happy".
I recently became a NEET. I plan on staying this way. How do you robots fill the time? Drinking/drugs aren't really an option.
>>24998201
How did you become one?
>>24998201
How much are you getting a week?
yea, that's a good question, OP. Going NEET soon and will need some ideas to prevent me from going bonkers.
Who /25+/ here? Please share your age and current situation.
>>24998199
30, live on my own, casually go on dates, but probably forever alone, nonspeaking terms with father, talk to mom, shitty $66k a year job
>>24998199
25, at home, low hours low pay part time job. Community college.
>31
>single for 8 years
>wagekeking for 10 years
>living on my own
>1 friend I actively avoid
>avoid family as much as I can
>every day is misery and I'm probably going to kill myself soon
>tfw you realize women are bigger cunts then chad will ever be
>tfw you fell for the women meme
Most actual chads I've met are either nice guys or just neutral. They don't really go out of their way to give anyone a hard time. The bullies/cunts who try to knock others down are just betas and failed chads trying to feel better about themselves.
>>24998261
>Most actual chads I've met are either nice guys or just neutral.
This a hundred times, few times they might even come up to you and talk to you if they see you're a loner and the such.
Women never do such things, they are complete vapid cunts.
>"Anon, give me a single image that will red pill me on women."
Coming right up senpai.
>>24998105
Anorexia is so creepy
>>24998105
I got a boner from imagining that purple dildo in her holes.
>>24998105
Well? We're waiting on that image.
>met a qt virgin gf
>we both never made out with people
how the fuck do we learn
Literally just press your lips together and have at it.
>>24998051
but what more?
I see people moving their lips when making out in movies
EPIC BLOG DUDE, ME AND MY GF ARE SO AWKWARD X-----DDD
Fuck off.
>Tfw I'm 5.1"
I know, I know before you even say it. I just want to know if there's any others out there. How do you cope? What does your gf/bf think? Anything.
>>24998028
wow. do you date mice? i bet you look like a ken doll. look on the bright side you can access places that are out of reach for a person of average height.
>>24998028
My gf says my 5.0 is just for her, though she's mega tight.
A different female friend said she had sex with several lengths, 8 feels great but she said she prefers 6. Anyway you're not lost, but don't start the conversation with your dick length.
>>24998028
>7.7" dick
but
>5'8" height
None of it matters, women want it all.
Getting prescribed meds for anxiety tomorrow. What do I say to get prescribed xanax or kpin?
Bump cdruzyzj fund
that you've been having panic attacks, and you think you need to be medicated
dont over explain it, or try to debate other solutions with your doctor - say you've had it your whole life and you need serious attention
klonopin if you're a real nigger. Xanax if you're a real negro.
Tell me why anybody on the "LGBTQ" spectrum don't deserve auschwitz.
>Pro tip: you cant
They didn't choose to be born with fucked up brains.
>>24998002
>thinking anyone deserves to be gassed to death based on identify
too edgy 4 me
L, G, and B aren't inherently bad
The T can all die though
Instead of laying next to this girl at Christmas and telling her you loved her and you'll marry her after high school, you were sitting at home masturbating.
I'm a schizoid, I don't feel any of that, I'm drift through life feeling numb and empty.
sweet shit prost brah
>>24997984
>Getting married
>When 50% of all marriages fail
>When divorce law is incredibly stacked against men
>When feminism ensures you'll be miserable in a relationship
>When women are incapable of loving, or at least quickly fall out of love to crush you-but you still have a legal commitment to her
Nah, fuck that. Looking back, I'm glad I never got married.
r9k need some help i'm indecisive about everything need a year book quote
69 gets to chose please don't make it racist
>>24997931
I love you, Sasuke kun ^_^
>>24997931
Donald Trump for President f a m
I lick toilet seats
After posting the thread about if this girl from work liked me, pic related, I asked her out today. It sort of went like this:
>Hey what's up - me
>Not much just wanna go home - her
>Same, hey when's your day off?
>Thursday, you?
>Mine too, we should hang out or something
>Yeah, sounds cool
Then I leave to do something else, when I was saying bye and getting ready...
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Bumpity bump help please.
>>24997815
Take her to a reasonably nice restaurant and just talk to her. Sounds like you guys already talk at work, shouldn't be hard. We're all gonna make it.
>>24997815
Don't fucking take her to a restaurant. Boring asf. Mate, I want you to torrent Models by Mark Manson and ingest all of it. I'm being fucking serious, it's not some gimmicky PUA bullshit. Make sure she doesn't bring a friend with her, because that is not a date. You should do something during the night time to set the atmosphere. Perhaps have a night picnic, pack some mean ass sandwiches, snacks, and perhaps some alcohol/weed. Gaze at the stars and escalate with the kino.
>stalk oneitis' instagram
>she uploads a new pic and looks cute as fuck
>trembling from anxiety
I'm never gonna make it.
>>24997768
I KNOW THIS FEEL
JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP F AM
>>24997768
>>24997819
I'm thirding this feel
>>24997768
I didn't want to feel this again.
>Tfw you check her instagram after this.
Hey /r9k/ i have been sober for a year and i thought you should know because nobody else does.
Two and a half years ago i got dumped by a girl i still love. A year and a half ago I drank a 1.75 a day of barton vodka. 1 year ago i was stuck in detox from alcohol withdrawal. I had two seizures during detox.
Now i have a job and an apartment but im still unhappy
thanks for being there /r9k/ im going to eat a celebratory pizza and i got expensive cigarettes and coffee as a treat.
Keep it up OP.
You make me proud to be human
>>24997723
keep moving forward
God bless
>>24997723
im 18, and smoke a gram of weed every day, drink about one 750ml worth of vodka every month or so (the dispersion is random. sometimes i go weeks dry then party hard, other times i'll take a couple shots every night for a few days etc)
once a month to bi-monthly i robotrip
how bad am i fucking myself up?
>tfw you'll never find the perfect dom
Actually I have. Yesterday.
>>24997614
Just fucking pay one already.
www.eros.com has a decent selection. They're expensive, usually like $300/hour, but save up and go pay a woman to kick you in the balls and piss in your mouth. Just a heads up though, they're pictures are sometimes about as honest as an OKCupid profile. I did a session with one mistress who had high-quality, professional glamour shots... show up and she was kind of chunky and not that appealing. But I've also had a 10/10 mistress sit on my face and make me lick her...
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>>24997639
Elaborate on that, sempai.