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Anybody else /aspie/ here?

>23 male
>high school and community college diploma
>only have a few close friends and all but one are far from me
>constantly daydream and get lost in my head, especially during conversations
>poor social skills, often run convos on auto-pilot
>stiff body language
>never had a real gf and still virgin, don't know how to love which is how I alienated 2 girls i was seeing years ago
>tough time processing words and body language cohesively (which sucks when wanting to know if a girl likes you or not)
>considered extremely good looking, always catch girls looking at me when out
>constantly depressed, have no motivation etc.

I know /r9k/ seems like a hotbed for self-pity and no one seems too eager to improve but is there anybody here who was or still is in a similar position to mine and what did you guys do to overcome your difficulties and become more normie-like? Open to therapies, books, etc.
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And best if you wish.

For me it's mine, Spain.
>Literally FUCKED if you are not a normie. Since very young.
>People here are more social than in the US, been studying there. The culture of party is unthinkable for outsiders.
>tfw Mediterranean nature and way of life is shit for you
What are yours?
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>>24991501
Basically me apart from never having a gf and still virgin, all of mine broke up with me for the same reason "they didn't see the relationship going anywhere"
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>>24991787
Think you got the wrong thread but I'm Canadian so pretty much diet, more liberal U.S. Toronto to be exact, I don't go out too much but I'd kill to have a club scene like in Ibiza. Toronto is cold, misreable, all the women are torn between sociall naive feminazi beliefs or wanting Chad (I'm a /b/ tard and can't believe I just said that), and obsessed with fads/stupid trends.

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do anti-depressants permanently change your brain?

got some zoloft for anxiety, unsure about taking it..
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>>24991489
Drugs are disgusting and should never ever under any circumstance ever be taken.
You are your brain. By altering it, you are altering yourself. You are not the same person after taking them. You are dead and someone else has taken over.
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>>24991572
yeh but the idea of popping a pill and being able to talk to girls would be cool
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>>24991489
DO IT, anon.

Who the fucks cares if it changes your brain?
I'll rather be death that going though that hell hole of depression again!
Seriously anon, anti changes everything.

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What's up you pathetic food keks? I didn't see you standing there. Your asking what I'm eating, huh? Oh, just some of the greatest robot food ever known to robot-kind. Would you like some? Well too bad, your Faggot, hopeless ass will never taste this food; how does that make you feel? Sorry you all can't be winners like me and eat this food, but life most go on (not yours tho, that's for certain). Enjoy your pathetic fast-"food", and terrible microwaveable dishes, while I'm eating like a king. Have a "good" "meal."
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Mmm, delicious. Not that I would expect any of you to know that. How are those microwaves heating everything up, keks? Cold in the Center again? What a shame, meanwhile I'm having the dinner of a lifetime.
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*gobble* *smack* *gobble*
Oh, sorry *chomp* where are my *slurp* manners. Why don't you make yourself useful and go fuck yourself, for having genetically, unsuperior food.
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enjoy your food son I just came inside your moms vagina again

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>participates in wageslave/neet threads
>claims he isn't a normie. >actually thinks he's a robot


how stupid can you be
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>>24991421
here we go, another "I WUZ ERE FIRST M8 AM A TRU ROBOT" retard
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>>24991439
Because being upset that a thing you like is going away is retarded.
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>>24991421
wagekeks triggered

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>tfw my lung collapsed this weekend completely out of the blue
>mfw it hurt like hell, I was in the hospital for two days
>mfw now I have to quit smoking
>mfw smoking was one of the few things I like doing
>mfw I am a healthy 24 year old male and my fucking lung collapsed
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>I have to quit smoking

>I am a healthy 24 year old male
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>>24991346
>smokes
>lung collapses
>I am a healthy 24 year old male
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>>24991346
>smokes
>I am a healthy 24 year old male

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Go ahead, roast me /r9k/.
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>>24991217

I'd rather cum on your face
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Just wondering if my senses are accurate, is that a transgender?
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>>24991217
at least flip the image before posting it

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Did you wet the bed when you were young? Did you wet the bed for years longer than other kids did?
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I wet my bed when I turned 18 once
I guess that's young
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>tfw wet the bed every night until 13 years old
>tfw never slept over at anybody's house
>tfw 22, still uncomfortable sleeping over at other peoples'

It's not like it was my fault I pissed the bed, and it hasn't happened since puberty, but it really fucks with you
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>>24991106
>Did you wet the bed when you were young?
Yes
>Did you wet the bed for years longer than other kids did?
Yes

I've always wondered if there were far reaching psychological implications of this, but never looked into it.
How fucked am I?

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>anon what do you do at home all day
>anon you can't keep staying inside playing games forever
>you need to get yourself a girlfriend anon, she'd encourage you to go out more often
>mfw
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>>24991081
i know your feel m8
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>>24991081
Well, what in the hell do you do all day?
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>anon, you can't play video games all day
>you'll be sick off them in a few years
I've been sick of life for the last 5 years, you damn normie.

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Post your area code, gender, age, contact info., and what you're looking for.

I'll start.

206/425

18/m/bi looking for friends or people to be lewd with.
Kik: renofang
Email:[email protected].
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>>24991048

I want to see this thread do well.
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Come on guys. This is your chance.
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>>24991271

Post your info, friend.

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>Sorry, I don't date blonde guys
The fuck?
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>>24991006
Basically, you're ugly and she's too scared to tell you
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blonde guys are the niggers of dating
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Haha stay mad opie.

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If you could go back in time to elementary school but keep your brain, what would you do?
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Drop out and become a child prodigy.
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>If you could go back in time to elementary school

get mad pussy
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Convince my parents to give me money and buy apple stock with it and otherwise just laze around as a child does and enjoy that a lot

who are your heroes r9k?
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Adolf fucking Hitler.
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Caitlin Jenner
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Patrick Bateman.
You know why.

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Ask a guy eating gelatin anything
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Pls respond I feel ronery
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What flavor gelatin?
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>>24991390
Flavourless

I guess I'm depressed

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*yawn* *burp* Oh, hello wagekeks. I woke up at about 2pm today, and shortly after I decided to go to Subway. What beautiful scenery. Of course, you wagekeks wouldn't know, you're stuck inside a building all day until the sun goes down.
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I'm already off work
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I work from home :) :) :) :) :)
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Look at this. A Dedicated Sandwich Artisan made this JUST for me.

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>white guy has sex with a woman of a different race
> "What a player! Women love his white dick."

>white girl has sex with a man of a different race (particularly a black man)
>"Low-class whore! No white guy will ever want her now."

Explain this double standard.
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Women have no use outside of sex. The more they engage in sex acts the less worth they have.

Men have worth outside of sex. The more sex they have has no effect on their worth as human beings.
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Think lock-and-key analogy except that there are two types of keys
Keys that are nice, work.
And keys that are rusty and damage the lock when used.
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>explain
I don't give a shit. how about that? I got to much of my own bullshit to care about than to get mad at people I don't know having sex with other people I also dont know.

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