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who /artist/ here? This is a thread for all of us NEETs, robots, and wagekeks who spend their hard-earned neetbux or GBP pursuing the fine arts. I myself am a musician, but this general thread will be for all artists; writers, musicians, drawfags, anything.
Any and all OC is appreciated. Here are my two bands
>https://wizerd.bandcamp.com/album/wizard
psychedelic rock band
>https://ringostarwars.bandcamp.com/releases
Weird NEET music sideproject
>tfw no good recording equipment
All my albums are free for fellow robots. Come on, friends, post your music :)
Daily arts threads would be awesome.
>>24988808
bumping. Happy i got 808 as the end of my post number. 808s and heartbreaks is a great album.
>>24988808
also I'd like to start doing a pastebin of art made by robots for the next and upcoming art general threads.
>tfw all the guitars I really want are 8000$+
>Pic related
BAD FEEL NEETBUX AND COLLEGE LOANS CAN'T PAY FOR THIS EQUIPMENT.
>>24988808
>r9k art and music
will probably be filled with waifus and linkin park style songs
>all your internet friends think you're cancer because you're an Anti-SJW
I'm not even a stormfag or a conservative. I just hate traps and don't believe the wage gap or rape culture exists
>>24988771
>tfw all my friends are distancing themselves from me because I think it's funny having trump in the race
>>24988771
> I just hate traps and don't believe the wage gap or rape culture exists
>don't believe the wage gap or rape culture exists
>don't believe the wage gap
>don't
>wage gape
everything else is pretty much right, but there is a wage gap anon
>>24988795
>all my friends start hating me because I hate bernie sanders
What's /r9k/'s favorite fast food place? And what do you guys order?
I need to know where to get lunch.
>>24988739
get mcnuggets with habanero sauce
Kfc popcorn chicken poutine bowl
In n out. 3 hamburgers, no onions.
If not that then some small mexican joint in the town. Hard to beat mexican rice and beans with some beefy tacos
Who /fecal impaction therapy/ here?
It solved my depression and cured my anxiety.
What is that, they just hose your asshole out?
>>24988660
Opposite.
>>24988756
what is the opposite of hosing out your asshole?
Lets talk about how pendulums and xyz ruined the game and how Zexal and Arc-V ruined the anime.
>this will never be viable again because of math problems
I just hate how new yugioh is so fast paced. You get your strongest cards out in the first couple of turns, it's just no as fun. Plus it seems like every fucking deck has some card in it that allows you to bring back your monsters or for you to summon a shit load of monsters in one turn.
Why is thisstillso good?
>>24988537
Why not just post on /dng/, the yugioh general on /vg/?
Did you guys get bullied there?
>"men" without beards or tattoos
If you have a tattoo you NEED to kill yourself
>>24988524
I have a beard but no tattoos.
There's a market of women who like clean skin.
>purposefully making yourself look like an unkept degenerate
I had gotten into a gay relationship with another bisexual man over the internet, /r9k/.
Allow me to tell you the short story about said relationship.
>Meet a guy online
>Been friends with him for about 5-6 months at this point
>He's bi-curious but doesn't REALLY know how he's feels about men
>Me, having a dominant attitude, quickly turns him into my submissive boyfriend
>He's slowly broken into a deviant who loves sex and wants me to take him and fuck him daily
>I'm talking collars, drinking semen out of a bowl, the whole nine yards, completely broke his mind
>Starts doing shows for me, fingering himself while dressed up in women's clothing, stuffing his panties in his mouth to keep himself from moaning too loudly, drinks his own semen and tells his "master" how yummy it is
>Really feel like I found someone that I'm going to have a lot of fun with for a long while
>Everything changes
Now, /r9k/, I complete accept the fact that I'm most likely mentally deranged and not medically checked which is something I should most likely do before I end up cracking but my philosophical studies have brought me to great understandings. The worst discovery I ever made was why I and many humans require a relationship. It's not something I wish to get into right now.
Anyways, I end up breaking it off with him since my entire understanding of relationships changes and I'm now completely okay with being alone until death. However, this happened.
>Talking to friend about our current projects in life
>Get a small blip
>He writes a GIANT wall of text telling me how much he still loves me and wants me back and tells me how much he would have done
>Tells me how he was willing to go on HRT to be a better boyfriend
>Tells me how he has gone into clinical depression over me leaving him
>The cold, hard realization that I was able to just stare at the screen and essentially call him stupid for thinking we could get back together
(cont.)
>>24988469
>Tell him that I'm no longer "mentally compatible" with him and that it's not his fault
>He responds with a short bit of text saying how he understands
>He will most likely kill himself in the next 5 years after battling with crippling depression, something I have caused
>I feel no pity at this point in my life and may never feel pity for what I have done
>I lied to him and told him that I was sorry for causing this to him but I don't know what it really feels like to be sorry
/r9k/, what have I done?
Am I bad person?
How do I stop hurting people? This is the second person I've caused to mentally breakdown over a relationship to date.
>>24988469
This is astonishingly gay, I hope both of you get aids and die.
>>24988469
you just sound like a narcissist, a fucking gay one.
am i a normie or a chad?
i have a gf i don't really give a shit about. i have sex with her almost nightly but i could do without. i flunked out of college but have a good job. i'm living with my gf and she cooks for me. i barely pay any bills so i can just save all my money. i jog lightly and walk for several miles on weekends. i don't read books. i hang out on /pol/ mostly but occasionally come here to pity you (because i used to be neet) and for motivation (i don't ever want to turn back into a neet).
you're a faggot and she's cucKing you
mutoroboto
>>24988390
hell, i might even be some weird type of robot. i'm not a neet anymore but i feel a special kinship with you faggots and my only friend (who i don't really talk to much) is a neet
>>24988403
she's not keking me and even if she was i wouldn't care in the slightest. girls are easy as shit and i'd just find a new one in a few hours
i'm not even particularly attractive. i'm just average. i'm not a fat neckbeard
>once you go black you don't go back!
Whats happening here friend?
>>24988410
OP is implying that it's pretty stupid for someone to say that once you date a black person you will never date a white person. It might have some truth to it because they get used to big penises. But there are always exceptions to rules.
>>24988410
Youre keked senpai baka
>have to learn a trade
>either Welding,trucking,or heavy machine operator
what to do?
>>24988136
stop the shitty jew memes
Go for welding, it's good pay and truckers are gonna be replaced by self-driving trucks soon. Heavy machine operators also gonna be replaced sooner.
>>24988136
choose one that is unique, pays well, and that is least likely to be automated in the next few years.
Why is it that girls with cocks just seem so... right, somehow? It's almost as if they are incomplete if they don't have a cute, feminine penis.
Do trap lovers just have a unresolved castration anxiety?
I think you might be taking this a little far but yes traps are pretty cute
i agree sometimes i edit penises onto girls with photoshop
>>24988085
You should go be faggot on the faggot board, faggot.
>>>/lgbt/
pls ignore
>>24988036
No ignore.
>>24988036
>/test/ - This is a test general
>>>/test/
So whatcha testin?
>you will never be a genius
Or won't I?
>>24988007
A-are those things hands creeping toward his peewee?
>tfw genius
>best student throughout elementary and high
>never studied
>fail college
>too lazy to study
>all this supreme intellect going to waste
Post your god-tier music, robots
>pic related
This album is the defenition of god tier
>>24987992
More like "House of the Rising Meme"
Literally the only good song by the Animals
Iron Maiden: Somewhere Out of Time
>>24988092
man don't criticize other people's taste in music if you're going to bring up iron maiden
no fembot thread
here it is
RELEVANT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxuBxQxY-kM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5dIyXsIksk
>>24987853
Kill yourselves, and if you wonder why search the catalog for malebot threads
>>24987853
nino san will never be your gf. how do you cope with this reality?
