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>graduate after 4 years
>made 0 connections
original JUST
Who cares about connections?
You are now a certified expert in your field! The cream of the crop, the best!
You belong to an elite community that consist of a few people in the entire world whose ability to perform in a certain area is officially recognised to be better than anyone else's.
You are the God's tool, you are a weapon, an instrument of intelligence and dexterity and you have excess to everything anyone could ever want but only a few get.
>>24991649
>Who cares about connections?
that's how you get a job
>You are now a certified expert in your field! The cream of the crop, the best!
kek, i don't have a 'field'
>You are the God's tool, you are a weapon, an instrument of intelligence and dexterity and you have excess to everything anyone could ever want but only a few get.
not gonna pay the bills without a good job, fagget
>tfw it's only a matter of time until your new GF finds out you're an autistic manchild
If I ever get a GF then I will know that feel
>>24990427
It's a shit feel, pretty much means girls won't stick around past the 4th date.
But I guess it beats never touching a women
>girl enters my room
>point at anime figures
>'those aren't mine'
>'o-ok'
>'my neighbor was getting rid of them'
>'i see'
Bitches are so dumb lmao
ANOTHER WINTER
Yea no. Its like 65 degrees outside.
>hasn't snowed once on the east coast
I'm loving El Nino. I actually strongly dislike snow and I live in Quebec right now so it's always been a pain.
>mom tells me about to WWOOF program
>basically you live on a farm and work for about 6 hours a day in exchange for food and shelter
>look into it
>every farm requires an extensive application with references, prior work history, and wants experienced farmers
>one wanted me to pay them 300 dollars to stay for 6 weeks, working from 7am until 9pm every day
>some of them straight up don't allow males
Why is everything shit?
That sounds horrible, why would I pay to do someone else's work???
>>24990297
why would you wanna do that anyways? I worked on a farm for a year, eventually moved there and lived in a camper. I thought about hanging myself in the barn a lot.
>>24990331
They also wanted me to wear a uniform, have an nice haircut, and be shaved. If i'm living on a fucking farm why can't I be a wild savage?
>tfw all women are evil
>tfw you'll never find a cute bf to cuddle withGay feels thread?
>tfw 95% of the gays I meet are SJWs
>tfw no moderate, average bf with nice butt
Gay people don't want guys that girls rejected. They want guys that women want.
>tfw not masculine enough for real faggots
>tfw not feminine enough for "I'm not gay" faggots
>mfw I'm covered in blankets, playing the Sims 4 with warm cocoa in hand
>look out the window
>see construction workers slaving away in the cold
Why do wagekeks do what they do?
Clean it then >>24990256
Because they enjoy it and are making a difference to in the world
Don't be mean to them fellow NEET, they think slaving away for shekels is a good way to live life.
>>24990256
>sims 4
Shit taste senpai. You've got all the time in the world and you choose to wastte it.
Can we get a British humor thread going?
>>24990255
Shut the fuck up geeza.
Is that the absolutely 2015 dude?
Witty Banter lad'
How do you feel about the fact that this is the average body of an American woman in 2015?
Disgusted.
Women should be gassed, now that this is acceptable.
The problem is girls like this, and even far worse, will still get Chads because men have no problem getting drunk and fucking 3/10 for one or two nights. Inflates their sense of self worth when really they're personality-devoid trash bags full of adipose tissue.
>>24990174
I'm banging new chicks fairly regularly, so let me comment on
>and even far worse, will still get Chads because men have no problem getting drunk and fucking 3/10 for one or two nights.
Let it put me this way: A wet mouth you haven't had before is always better than your hand, that visited your dick already 15++ times last months. Of course I'm not dropping a pretty but overweight girl like OPs pic - if you got enough time on your hands, fondling some thick chicks tits is always more fun than watching a netfix show. It makes sense. And in 2015 girls are down because they do career etc too. So don't hate the Chad (not implying I'm one)
>>24990134
indifferent, I'm into Russian girls.too bad I'm an ugly american and the only ones that'd want me would be for a visa.
Ask a guy who is fucking his best friend (who is a girl) anything?
>>24990023
Who are you fucking?
What is there to ask?
Why are you fucking your best friend?
Why not your girlfriend?
So, Do you agree /r9k/?
What is your country to you?
>>24990015
Yes, I agree.
4chan probably isn't the best place to have an intelligent discussion about this intractably complicated question though.
I would sooner give my life for someone on this board than a fellow cuntrymen for real.
>>24990015
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9MRbek0JXk
Go ahead and tell the people who wrote this song "countries dont exist"
The only people who claim countrys do not exist are people who have nothing to offer any country, and have no identity.
"I'm a robot too!"
>has friends
>has a gf
>had sex
>has both a mom and a dad that aren't ashamed of him
>has graduated from high school/college
>has a job
"Oh, but all that doesn't matter since I'm depressed and is always hard on myself!"
What's wrong with people?
>>24989932
Don't tell me you're jealous OP. God you people are such fucking losers.
>>24989975
Then why go to this board?
>>24989975
why are you here? REEEE normie get out
Who /physically disabled/ here?
I have fredreichs ataxia and want to talk to people in similar situations. Share stories. Were you born with it? How do you cope? Has it made you a better person?
Kinda disappointed the guy who claimed to have FA didn't reply to this thread. Here's a shame filled self bump in hope this thread springs to life.
>>24989916
not diagnosed. Shorty story is I am far too young to be having the problems I am.
No.
Poorly. Its starting to drive me insane as it used to be I had stuff to distract myself with, I had things i was improving on, and had projects that I was doing...now I literally got nothing. So here I am left with no company but my own...no one to face but myself. Eventually I know its going to drive me insane. As is I am already facing thoughts I would of preferred to have avoided.
Not a better person. Currently in the bitter and angry stage. Truth be told it will either drive me insane, get fixed, or I am going to kill myself.
As fuck living on like this with no way for to get better...until then I gotta know what it is that is going on then I'll make my choice. Hopefully i'll still be sane and in good enough condition to kill myself at that point.
>>24990251
How bad are you, anon? I'm one of the less lucky ones, with every muscle in my body being affected.
My limbs don't do what I want them to and I get so fucking frustrated.
It made me a worse person if anything. When I was a teenager, peopole would call me drunk as I could still walk, just poorly. KHV also.
I have no hope for that nerve shit scientists are working on, as I just see hope as a false sense of motivation.
Where you from?
HELP ME FIND OUT WHY I CANT GET A GF!!!!
MY STATS ARE BELOW
height 5'11"
age 24
race white
looks 7/10
annual income 70k
what i am looking for
not a dick hopping whore
not ugly or fat
at least 7/10 looks
WHAT THE FUCK ROBOTS I AM HAVING NO LUCK OUT THERE, PLEASE HELP ME!!! HELP ME COME UP WITHA STRATEGY TO FIND SOMEONE!!!
>>24989896
Since this is the internet I will assume a couple of things.
Height 5'11 -> 5'9''
Looks 7/10 -> 5/10
Income 70k before taxes
White but not pure
>>24989948
>2015
>pure
Go die in a fire
>>24989948
WRONG ABOUT EVERYTHING EXCEPT THE INCOME, YES THE INCOME IS 70K BEFORE TAXES. but the rest is true. i am 7 out of 10 in looks and i am 5'11" and i am caucasian
>my mom died last week
I never thought 5 years as a NEET would make me so empty. But I feel nothing....
I guess I will miss her bringing me food to my room and sometimes forcing me to go to malls and shit for shopping...
>>24989852
That's fucked, sorry about your mom. I'm sure the pain will reach you eventually though.
>>24989852
How does it feel knowing she died thinking you were a failure. Making excuses for yourself like social anxiety, autism, wagekuk, depression so you can masturbate and play vidya all day while people the same age as you are becoming productive members of society. She thought you were a failure. However she kept you for 5 years. You should feel fucking ashamed for having her bring you food and forcing you to leave your pile of filth. I bet she cleaned your bathroom and room too.
Now go make something of yourself. Don't be a failure.
just dont kill a man because of it like in the stranger
>live on res and needed their vacuums so go on main floor
>talking to one of the ca's i know there on desk about school
>random ca comes in
>whispers to girl im talking to "is that ____?" and points at me
>girl goes "yea" and chuckles
>random girl makes disgusted face followed by a silent "ew"
I'm okay with people talking behind my back but do you not have no manners than to say that right in my fucking face?
Goddamn Chelsies man.
>>24989737
Well, what did you do when that happened?
>>24989777
Yeah. They won't stop doing it unless you stand up for yourself.
>>24989777
I acted like I didn't notice.She cupped her mouth though so I don't know what I would've said.
I can't stand people who mess with my ego
