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And the Most Annoying Retard That No One Likes award goes to: that one guy who says "'Literally'? I think you mean rhetorically"
>Getting buttblasted over something so trivial
You are literally the most autistic person ever.
shit thread desu
Original: Origins
>>24982258
can you please not
>all i have is my shitty fantasy
>>24982202
Do a flip, kodae.
We're here anon. And we'll always be here.
Seriously, Always.
>>24982256
Not for long.Trips.
This hurts me inside.
Somebody needs to copyright memes to protect them from normies
>>24982169
why op?
I'M SCREAMING THE PEPE MEME IS HILARIOUS OMG I CNT EVN RN
>>24982189
>>24982169
You guys are literally the worst posters on /r9k/ right now
>mom is 5'1
>dad is 6'1
>born being 5'7
thanks mommy
>mom is 5'6
>dad is 5'8
>i'm 6 foot
>dad is white
>mom is tanned/brown
>born with mom's color
Thanks mom
>>24982128
>mom a doctor
>dad a civil engineer
>me a fucking NEET college dropout
kill me
I miss the old frienchie, this new frenchie is not the one I loved
Good luck. Here is a bump.
>>24982156
I already know what's going to happen, either it's going to 404 before he sees it or he is going to apologize or some shit then go back to doing his thing
[derogatory remark]
My girlfriend has a "gay best friend" and they kiss eachother in the mouth (not full on tongue but not just quick pecks either). He is a total flaming manlet faggot and he even crossdresses when he goes out at night so it's not like I'm threatened by him. Part of me doesn't care, but sometimes it does make me slightly uncomfortable.
How do you feel about this /r9k/? Should I order her to stop or it's not big deal?
>>24982105
>getting keked by a crossdresser
how pathetic are you?
>le it's okay cos he's gay meme
i wonder if she would be okay with you manhandling lesbians? don't be a fucking doormat
Just assume you are being keked normalfaggot
Probably with multiple people
You let your girlfriend snowball cum out of some faggots mouth?
Tf is the matter with you?
Short guys, why don't you go for Mexican/Central American girls? Yeah, they also like guys taller than them but they usually don't grow over 5'4", so if you're taller than that, you're good. Plus, they're better than white women in almost every way.
Because I can't score with any girl, regardless of where they're from.
I don't want brown little beaner kids
Because there are none in my country pham
There are lots of short girls here but the issue is being seen with a manlet in public is shameful so girls avoid it.
>Be Siddhartha Gautama
>Dedicate my life to discovering the truth of existence
>find it
>decide to pass on what I've learned
>start teaching the way of life to villagers
>they don't follow me, they aren't interested at all, they are not convinced.
>realize that a person can't act by himself, but he may be more likely to realize the truth by being part of a group
>Therefore I indulge on the point of self sufficiency, so I create a movement
>people start following me, they believe everything I say
>my suspicion is true, I start telling them nonsense just to prove my point
>they believe me blindly
>give up
>people are still eager to follow me
>they go everywhere I go, even the bathroom
>change my mind, it's not perfect but I can teach them to accept the material world and free their consciousness by resignation and letting go of unachievable desires
>They totally misunderstand it, they just do things because I tell them to, they can't really think for themselves
>"M-master Buddha, is it okay to use a razor? O-or is it against the rules?"
>Laugh nervously, tell him he can
>Hear screaming from the other side of the village
>One guy starved himself to death because he meditated too much
>They accuse me of malpractice
>I tell them how liberation is not about transcending the material world but accepting it and applying the middle way. Not too much nor very little
>they just look me deadly into the eye and say "that means he reached Nirvana"
>I can't believe this, I just can't
>another guy surprises me from behind and yells to me " THANK YOU GREAT BUDDHA, I WILL CREATE A SCHOOL IN YOUR HONOR, AND EVERYONE WILL DRESS LIKE YOU AND DO EXACTLY THE SAME AS YOU, WE AS ONE"
>I'm too scared to answer, I step back, I slip from the edge of the valley I'm in
>As I'm falling 10 meters into the ground people look at me surprised
>rocks fall above me
>As my eyes fade into nothingness and I accept the sweet breeze of death I scream
>JUST FOLLOW THE PATH BACK HOME , AND YOU'LL MAKE IT
>Rocks fall over me
>No one finds my body
> I hear one more thing before fading into the void
>"He told us to follow the path to enlightenment"
>"He is a God, we should erect a statue in his honor"
>"I'm gonna craft little wood statues and sell them all over the country"
>"He saved my child , I should become a monk" "A Buddhist monk".
>tfw no buddha will help me
Jus godda do it maself
>>24981916
that's the point of the story, if you read everything. Not a Buddhist shill.
>>24972600
Previous thread hit image limit.
I felt the one Egon Schiele painting was insufficient.
More Secessionist Art incoming
I like Edward Hopper style very much. Was he a robot.
Pic is not his of course
>>24981805
Gustav Klimt was an older mentor of Egon Schiele.
Both artists were wiped out in the Spanish Flu epidemic of 1918.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ev1f2CdHcfM
>modern art
a message for all you robots
>>24981778
Probably true but I'm too depressed to care.
It's not a lie that 99% of girls have sucked a dick and had cum in/on their mouth/face.
I don't want to date a whore but non sluts are impossible to find.
>>24981778
just go outside fucking shit.
>every poster is the same
WEWReally confuses me how this has gone onfor SO FUCKING LONGWHY
>buying tickets for Thursday Star Wars premiere with my mom's card because i'm a NEET
>"you are not going to do something you will regret later, right anon?"
>"like what?"
>"i don't know, just don't do anything that will hurt innocent people, kids your age are crazy these days"
Fucking hell evem my mom thinks i'm a mass shooter and i don't even live in USA, she even searched my room for guns and shit two days ago, fuck my life, i'm thinking about no going anymore
Now ya gotta do it man
Be a legend
Weak 2bh pham. Why would you regret being an hero?
If you don't go she'll believe she was right
HAHA CLUCKED & CLUCKED
>>24981620
>expecting GF to be loyal
hahah, normies and their knee slappers
>>24981620
i bet there are feminazis and white kucks telling him to forgive her and saying it was a dumb mistake bla bla bla
>>24981657
no doubt on leddit.
Despite the fact she obviously doesn't love him and prefers this co-workers looks.
for about 5 years i was 100% alone.
no human contact except familia
now i got a stable gf (6 months)...yet my past still haunts me. is it too late?
If you got a gf then anything's possible.
>>24981578
y is that?
How did you acquire gf, squire?
Tell me your worst experience
>be me
>9TH grade
>always the weird kid, I had a hard time talking to people
>new qt moves to my school
>really wanna work up the courage and talk to her
>think about it all the time the thought of being with her
>fast forward halfway through second semester
>she's kinda weird too she doesn't talk to people
>it took me a while but I work up the courage to talk to her
>stuttering like the aspie I am
>she laughs and it went alright
>start taking more start stuttering less every time
>eventually we go out after about a month of talking everyday and calling on the phone at night
>halfway through junior year we are still together so we've been dating about a year now
>social skills are built up by talking to her she still doesn't talk to people that much
>I get a job and a car all because I am not scared to speak with people anymore
>we take each others virginity
>things can't get any better we really are gonna be together for ever
>senior year about to graduate
>spring break she goes out to her grandparents with her mom and dad
>her dad gets hit by a drunk driver in the wrong lane
>kills her and her dad and mom makes it with serious injuries
Crying while typing this
>get the news and still haven't recovered now it's been about 1 year
Killme.jpeg
Pic unrelated
It was bound to fail in the long run, so don't beat yourself up thinking it was perfect and would last forever. Move on
>>24981545
Reading your awful story, underage faggot.
>>24981545
Sorry you went through that anon, and I'm sorry everyone here is too much of a dick to be nice enough, and I'm sorry you were too aspie to realise posting this here was a bad idea, I'm just sorry in general nigga bad situation all around
I need a senior quote /r9k/
Dubs decides.
9/11 was jokes
>>24981522
When you look up to the sky, remember the night rider
>>24981544
Damn sun
>>24981522
jet beams can't melt steel fuel
