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Hey does anyone know of that website where you hire a guy to go get food for you and delivers it? Im craving some nugs but it's fucking cold.
google.com m8
>>24973855
I've tried m8. This is my last resort.
Help me senpai...
Postmates?
>go to comic book store
>the guy working there is kind of cute
>too much of a sperg to ask him for his number in person
>muster up the courage to call the store when i get home
>spaghetti all over the place and ask what scent the cthulu air freshener i bought was instead
>regret everything the moment the words leave my mouth
>t-thanks, i guess.
>hang up
>wanna kill myself
why am i such a fucking idiot
Nice story! My wife's son and I thought it was pretty cool!
I don't understand how comic book stores stay in business in today's world of internet commerce.
>>24973848
they host a lot of magic stuff. it's also pretty busy whenever i go in there. i'm never going in there again, though, not after that disaster of a phone call.
Do they say anything to you about your current condition?
How is family get togethers?
How about brothers and sisters and their opinion?
>>24973723
22 y/o KV here
>Do they say anything to you about your current condition?
not really, they just keep telling me I will find a gf someday
How is family get togethers?
fuggin terrible, my chadTier cousins talk a lot of shit and act superior. The oldest is the worst, he talked hella down on me last summer after he graduated from uni, scared to see him this xmas because he recently finished military officer school
>How about brothers and sisters and their opinion?
brother is a robot too, so we're good in this department. We actually hang out and have a lot in common these days
>>24973723
I don't leave my room or talk to them, they might as well not exist.
21kv
>Do they say anything to you about your current condition?
My mom got drunk years ago and asked me why I didn't have a girl friend. That's the only time they've said anything.
>How is family get togethers?
same shit every year, relatives asking "what have you been up to?"
>How about brothers and sisters and their opinion?
My brother is a 20yr old virgin....at least I don't think he's lost it yet.
How do I get a gf from r9k who isn't fat?
>>24973667
why do you think the few women from here are any different from any other place?
>>24973694
I just want a qt r9k gf to cuddle man.
And perhaps this is simply wishful thinking, but I'd be hoping there would be a girl who would be able to empathize with the feelings of loneliness, alienation, and ennui I have experienced throughout my life. Again, that's wishful thinking, b-but maybe they could prove me wrong.
Good luck with that buddy. Might as well put on eyeliner and hang out at the mall arcade if you want a fucked up molested bitch.
Is life worth living?
entirely up to you
Is life worth ending?
>>24973657
same question really
Is it really such a bad thing for us NEET's to be getting autismbux? I feel as if society owes us them in some way considering all of the Chads and Staceys that were mean to us in school and destroyed our self confidence rendering us unable to function in the real world would be paying for it. Plus you could see it as a convenience charge for them so they'd never have to deal with an incompetent moron at the cash register of McDonald's and have the comfort of knowing that we didn't flip their burger either. The US government should stop funding so many Brett's overseas using big bad wolf technology to kill women and children living in huts made out of sand and spit, and then teabagging and jacking off eachother at night, and start putting money into harmless NEET's who watch anime in dark rooms and don't harm anyone.
>>24973510
If they hand out money to single mothers then there is no reason they shouldn't hand it out to you NEETs as well.
They should have programs that help losers like you get simple part-time or casual work.
This desu
So much this
Said it for years but the Normies just ostracize and resort to parroting the shibboleths of their Capitalist Masters
>"muh support our troops"
>"muh they fight for your freedom"
>"muh contribution to society"
fucking JUST
go kek urself normie-kun
but...ayy...what's a robot to do amirite?
>>24973584This, senpai, is an original comment
Seriously dudes, it seems as though almost every American I know either has divorced parents, dysfunction, alcoholism or some other degenerate shit.
What's up with that?
boomers and religious fallout. nobody got divorced before boomers. it really is all boomers fault.
>>24973486
>boomers and religious fallout. nobody got divorced before boomers. it really is all boomers fault.
This. Boomers had the hippy "free-love" movement which was an experimental attempt at making everything 'like so totally right', but everything went wrong.
Divorce happened, broken homes happened, then psychological problems happened.
Basically the further you deviate from the atomic family, the more prone to psychological disorders a person is.
>almost all my friends had divorced parents
>only one other friend's biological parents were together growing up
>"anon how come even though you wear skinny jeans your penis never makes a bulge? ahhaha are you small!? hahaha OMG hes blushing"
>>24973355
'haha, shut up fatass, maccas is over there'
>>24973355
lol, look at these cows craning their necks forward trying to hide facial fat rolls.
>Big legs.
>Narrow waist.
>Broad shoulders.
>tfw you will never wear fashionable clothes.
Why don't you have a boyfriend, /r9k/?
I'm not white, therefore I'm not a faggot.
>being a faggot
Why would I do that?
>>24973307
Homosexuality is a normie meme. Go back to your parade and celebrate with your fellow redditors.
ok so if you follow the omegle threads and shit essentially theres tons of r9k girls right? But this one girl had a fucking bukkake in which 3 guys from r9k on seperate occasions had camsex with her even though it was seperate that still seems like a bukkake. See when you get desperate this shit happens smfh. ya'll niggas need jesus LMAOOO -kingblackchad
>>24973266
The 3 r9kers that it was were these lovely folks shouts out to joey david and jacob. It's so great to see retards jerking off to ugly bitches amirite? -kingblackchad pic very related.
Noice.. can I get into it too?
>>24973344
why hasn't joey killed himself yet
>Mom won't be home until 10
>What are we gonna do, Uncle Anon?
You're going to sit around on your phone and watch vines while I sit on my laptop and shitpost and we're going to leave each other alone until 10.
>>24973251
I told you we were going to see a movie at the theater. After that we will get dinner and play board games.
>>24973251
you can do whatever
I'm going to watch Law & Order reruns
if you're good, I won't break down the whole episode from the 20 seconds they play before the opening credits so you can figure it out for yourself
>tfw pedophile
>I suffer because I like children
>Give me attention!
>the one group of people it is still ok to hate
>>24973256
I suffer because I fear society will find out.
how do you spend your day?
I'm either on 4chan or playing a game on steam.
>>24973121
I follow a routine I can't break free of.
>>24973121
Just browse 4chan, or play vidya.
Tonight has been a boring night, even worse than usual.I just want weed.
Also anyone have any music or shit they would be willing to share?
I just want something to pass the time tbqh...
i fapped four times in the last tow hours. my penis hurts.
Once every few days generally.
>>24973072
Same as this guy.
Super original post.
1-2 times a day
Does anyone else ever feel bad about eating? Like infront of people and stuff? Like... embarrassed, not because you're fat or anything but because you just don't feel like you deserve it or anything?
>>24973010
I used to feel like that, but for me i just felt a sense of paranoia, i never understood why
>>24973068
yeah it's kinda like anxiety for me, like i don't want anyone to watch me eat, i like to eat alone what helped you not feel like that anymore?
>>24973191
I'm not sure, i simply forgot about it over time.
I think it started when i got my first gf and when i told her about it she told me to stop being stupid so i kinda got forced to deal with it
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