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So why have you guys killed yourselves yet?
Personally, it's because I'm deluding myself into thinking I'll eventually land a cush job when all logic would lead me to believe otherwise.
Also because I'm a bitch and am deathly afraid of botching my suicide.
Can't find a nitrogen/helium/argon tank anywhere and I'm a Yuropoor so getting a gun is out of the question. Plus, I'm a massive pussy and I don't want to feel any pain.
personally, its because i still have the potential to maximise my life quality and to enjoy life
I'm a coward to be honest
Alright, Its that time again.
Aspergers Thread
>Be childhood, have absolutely no friends or anybody to talk to
>Just sit in my room and play video games or read books about world war 2
>know more about ww1 facts and trivia about bionicles than ever anything about talking to anybody
>have to just sit through school, listening to people having friendships that you'll never have
>be present day, still cant even order a sandwich without having to recite the lines in your head constantly, forcibly look away from cashier because your mind forces you to
>stumble over your words and barely form anything more than a squeak of "thanks"
>literally nobody else ever cared about anything I've ever done
>never connected to anybody on any level
>I relate more with obscure battles and facts than my own family
>genuinely lack the empathy to be urged to care if anything tragic EVER happens
>feel as if you are an alien placed in a strange place and only work through the motions of acting
>now constantly obsess over obscure places and maps of the world, and irrelevant wars and facts
>literally ever since I was born into this hellhole country I have just been a walking encyclopedia and nothing more
The worst part of it all is that when I was in school, everybody thought that I was some kind of genius because I could point to some shit like Bulgaria on a map and not look like a retard. Some people actually believed that I would amount to ANYTHING
I dont even want a relationship, I never have. I just want to be lft alone, and do my own little autistic projects in my own little autistic world.
Anybody else able to relate? or has this place just been turned into a house of waifu shitposting and garbage?
I know that feel, my brother in autism. if I had lots of money, I'd buy a bunch of old rail cars and some land, turn them into houses, and invite my fellow autists to stay there. we'd spend all day doing various autistic projects, and fund them by maybe turning some into businesses or online currency trading or something. build a normie free society
>>24968401
I was like that for 80% of my life, except I read books on astronomy/space in general. I loved sci fi and aliens and its what I wanted to talk about (and yes, I 1st arrived to /x/ before any other boards)
Things did change for me because I love jokes, I understood humor to an extent and I became likable as the guy who says the occasionally funny thing. I then turned my focus onto movie making and I went to community college and I only made one friend, who was also an autist but a health freak and metalhead. He loved sci fi too and played the likes of Mass Effect, so he became the only.person I considered good company. As for filmmaking, I've done some crap but I want to make a space opera film with the feel of an Evil Dead movie.
I still have serious trouble speaking on the phone and I never look people in the eye. Still a virgin.
>>24968401
i have aspegs + adhd
but not as severe as yours
recently discovered those facts self awarenes is like terrible terrible hangover
>tfw no milf to fuck
It's a terrible feeling ;_;
I want one!
Literally why other than that you have mommy issues
>>24968305
that phone back there is like a model t
>>24968325
You think that cute little 19 year old sucks and fucks like a 30+ year old milf?
Not a fuckin' chance m8.
A older milf whore will make you nut like nothing else.
There are women alive who literally think thisLOL
Usually I'd say keep /v/ cancer in /v/, but neo/r9k/ actually managed to get worse in such a short time. Truly impressive.
>>24968182
Why would they want a boyfriend anyways? They strong independent women!
>>24968182
I thought it was funny ,the comic that is
You got to experience innocent, youthful teen love, right /r9k/?
if by that you mean drama filled angst then yes, it involved a lot of screaming matches about who was commenting on whos facebook, good stuff
>>24968104
>innocent
>implying that all love and attraction aren't sickening and depraved
>implying that teenagers aren't just hungry for genitals and destroy each other in degenerate sexual "games"
Not until I was 22.
But I swear I once had someone who loved me.
You see, fatbros, these people will hate us no matter what. this picture proves it. But not only that, they hate us more than anything.
Someone could be rude or spit in their face and they will still hate us more.
Someone could destroy their property or assualt them and they will still hate us more.
Someone could rape their loved ones or go on a killing spree and they will still hate us more.
Someone could cause the deaths of millions and destroy entire galaxies and they will still hate us more.
We could be kind and helpful to them and they will still hate us. And if we were to succeed in getting fit after however long it takes they will still hate us to the bitter end if they ever found out we were fat at some point.
But we are all going to die at some point and the only thing we can do until we meet our fate is try to be as happy as possible. If you believe that getting fit will help you be happier then by all means go for it, but if it doesn't would you continue just to keep up the facade for those that despise you?
I've tried many times to reach my goal but after a few weeks I remember that I have no reason to continue. Why waste 2-3 hours of my day working towards a goal that would satisfy no-one. I will have used up my time and still be slowly moving towards my death and the "fatty-haters" will still hate me, no matter how fit I get.
Bros, maybe you shouldn't try to get fit, because they're still going to call us names, and put us down for ever having breathed the same air as them. Just try be happy, because one day they'll be dust too.
Didnt read that wall of shit but you can lose weight without going to the gym or even leaving the house. Fatfuck.
fat fuck pasta
You're the biggest crab in this bucket OP
>tfw was too lazy to get up to use the bathroom and ended up shitting the bed
I thought it would be worth it, but the feeling and smell of shit all over you just makes you get up and clean everything afterwards anyway. Don't bother trying this, it isn't worth it.
>>24967843
uh..... thanks
>>24967843
That's why I wear diapers.
That is the rock bottom feel. How fat?
So is it safe to assume that the majority of /r9k/ users consider Rin to be best girl?
Lets find out.
http://strawpoll.me/6261377
>>24967035
Suzu is best girl.
Although if I had to pick one of the main girls I would go with Rin.
>>24967203
i think hanako is best girl its good to see people so far agree with me
but seriously how can you like that no arm slut? she is literally the easiest to get in the game. she is the second worst ending
wagekeks should be sleeping edition
>>24966933
1st for lisa simpson . 2
give me a cozy midnight movie I can watch
first for lebkuchen
Post how your room looks at this very moment.
I thought this might be appreciated more on r9k.
I posted it in a different thread but this is the only picture I have on my phone.
r8 dogu
This comment shamelessly unoriginal
>>24967920
ok here is the rest
what are the good qualities about yourself?
i have kind eyes, the type people can trust. kinda dopey looking, but still nice.
my hair is nice.
i am tall.
comforting voice.
ok smile.
your turn
i dont know
fuck you
>>24966193
-I look alright
-always friendly
-I'd be there for friends if I had any
>>24966223
it just sucks because i don't go out anymore because im really clumsy and anytime i used to, id trip or knock stuff over and make an embarrassment of myself.
>the inside matters more than the outside anon :-)
>>24965110
le roided up hipster guy
>>24965110
To be fair, she was probably selected for being a 9/10.
>Implying it doesn't
Keep making excuses for your failures, mate
>tfw you love gardening
>tfw stuck in a cramped apartment in the city
>tfw finally learned to enjoy cooking
>apartment has no oven
>every single time I want to make something, I have to douse the pan in oil first
>>24964493
THIS IS NOT A FEMBOT FEEL. ANYONE CAN ENJOY GARDENING REGARDLESS OF GENDER. YOU ARE NOT SPECIAL
>tfw want a brave honorable husband
>tfw don't deserve one
>tfw can't convince myself to respect effeminate betas
ITT Comfy atmospheres in games you'll never get back
>Prowling around venice during the evening not even killing enemies, just robbing them blind and scaling buildings until the wee hours of the morning
>Basta cazzo uccidimi
Idk why, but despite all the horror shit, i find the atmosphere extremely comfy. Sometimes when i walk through empty streets at night I feel like i'm there again and it's just so calm.
>you can never relive July 2004
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IffTBJhrfHk
Sorry for bad quality.
>Daily reminder if your under 5'8" you may as well kill yourself.
Yah I know some say 5'10" but thats a meme. Any man 5'8" will not be slowed down on getting a woman.
I'm talking about the real manlets like me 5'6" failure race here.
I'll never have a girl cause of it. Anyone here know these feels?
thread music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ryDOy3AosBw
>>24963614
Just so you know guys, this isn't true. Im maybe 5"7 and I've slept with women taller than me. It's only one factor. You can still make it.
>>24963705
theres always one of these guys in these threads.
i wish i was 6'2. that's alpha height
