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You are approached by a frenzied Vault scientist, who yells, "I'm going to put my quantum harmonizer in your photonic resonation chamber!" What's your response?
Yeah? Up yours too, buddy!
>>24962925
"Yeah? Up yours too, buddy!"
>>24962951
You are such a fucking nigger.
>>24962925
Call him a normie
whats with all the degeneracy nowadays?
what happened to morals and sanctity, to nobility and honor, to traditional and sacred values
>>24962953
There is a danger to people who live in a struggle-free existence, for they are all too easily governed by material interests.
>>24962922
Decadence and perversion are hallmarks of dying civilizations.
>anxiety
There's
No
Such
Fucking
Thing
>>24962911
>anxiety
Shooter's anxiety is real m8, the first few times you use a gun you cant keep it on target.
>>24962937
You can have that one lad
Try not to blow your balls off
What makes you think that? It's pretty obvious that there is.
*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAP*
Mmm fuck that one was huge!
Describe the smell braaaaaaap-chan desu
>>24962889
I like it when farts go up at the end like *BRAAAAAPPLPLPFFPFPLPLPLFFFfffizzzzz~*
like they're asking a question
just one more reason 3D is disgusting and inferior desu senpai
Take a seat
>>24962812
Ah how I love booty shorts.
>Stop staring! What a fucking creep!
>>24962812
Right where camera is because too beta to walk past and too beta to switch rows
>money doesn't matter
>>24962798
>I only had sex with two people
>blew 37 dudes
>>24962798
I dunno, man. I've seen women that seem to exclusively fuck ghetto/trailer trash and deadbeats like them.
>I don't care
>it doesn't matter
>my first real relationship just ended a few weeks ago
>we were each others first everythings at 18
>were going to spend the rest of our lives together
>breaks up with me mostly due to my mental illness
>pretty hot asian girl is asking to fuck for some reason
>she's a whore and has fucked like 6 guys
do i do it or not
Do it, not like something like this would ever happen to you ever again
>>24962875
Yeah, gotta take the opportunity desu
>>24962875
i just feel so uncomfortable about putting my dick in a hole a TON of other dicks have been in a TON of times
>Rejected girl at 16
>Changed my mind before leaving town
>We kissed/played for 3 days
>Nothing for 7 years due to isolation and avoidance
>Depression kicked in very recently but far too late
>Just some weeks later some 7/10 19yo girl at my lifting place shows interest in me
>I'm confident as fuck there and with her
>We kiss/play
>She loved it
>Thinking she's my 2nd chance
>She backs up because of some bullshit 1 month old relationship she's in
This life doesn't make any sense at all.
>>24962446
Women and their line of 'thinking', aren't supposed to make sense. Ta-da.
Tis better to have loved and lost then blah blah blah, mirite?
>>24962446
>She backs up because of some bullshit 1 month old relationship she's in
Are you saying she should cheat on her 1 month relationship? She shouldn't be kissing you in the first place.
Also, what do you mean by play?
>>24962544
Yeah the bitch doesn't make sense like why does she want to save some bullshit relationship that isn't even one with some half beta half douche kid when I make her wet (she doesn't know I'm a beta robot piece of shit depressive loser obviously)?
I feel like it was my last chance at doing something with a qt teenage girl. I know it's bullshit to think I'd become chad mcnormie after that but at least feel moderately happy and confident even if she goes away after some months if I got experience out of that.
>>24962597
Gropped and touched. Didn't finger the girl in both cases. I'm saying she should have left him and stay with me. She initiated almost all the steps I just had to not be a faggot about it and just follow my natural instinct to get there.
>tfw oneitis hates me now
Feels bad man.
Let the feels seep into your heart and transform you. Let them blacken your blood and wizen your flesh. Become a despiser of the continuity of life and remain here forever, bound to your fear and shame.
>>24962341
I know this feel bro, hopefully time will pass and she will remember the good times you guys had.
this is one of the worst feels... and it only took me 5 years to figure it out...
she doesn't even hate me because that would suggest that she still cares about me in someway. she is completely indifferent at this point and I am just pathetic
post a picture of what you are wearing, or an article of clothing you normally wear (such as NB sneakers) in this thread and people will tell you whether or not it's autistic
to test it out, here's a pic of me. go ahead, do your worst. Is what I'm wearing autistic?
Pretty normal looking desu senpai
bump please guys please i really worked hard on this thread
OPs pic just looks like a Halloween costume. Decent thread idea, shitty b8 for the op. 2/10
It's ogre black girls, youre finished!
Most (pretty much almost entirely all) of me is disgusted, but part of me wants to know the secret of how clearly unattractive people have so much confidence. I can't ever figure it out
>>24962290
Probably encouraged by chubbychasers and/or mentally unstable. I wish i could be that delusional sometimes as well
OP, would you mind posting a full body pic of yourself. Just want to see what kind of a beautiful god would find the time on a sunday afternoon to crawl through other peoples profiles and post them to /r9k/.
I mean, you're not doing this to feel better about your own shitty appearance, right?
Two months ago, my (first ever) girlfriend of 8 months cheated on me. She had 2 tickets to a concert, I originally said I'd go with her, but the day before the concert I made some horseshit excuse not to go. She went with her single friend instead, ended up meeting and going home with some dude. She called me the next morning, told me and broke up with me. Obviously, it fucked me up pretty bad.
Last night she texts me and says she made a mistake, she's not with that dude any more, and she'll do anything to get back together. I said "anything?" and she said yes, absolutely anything.
I've got no feelings for her as of right now. If I were to get back together, it'd be purely sexual. But maybe with time it'd turn back into a normal relationship. Who knows.
So what should my "conditions" be for getting back together?
Make her shave her head.
>>24961952
grow some fucking balls dude
>>24961952
OP, don't do it you fucking beta male. She'll obviously cheat on you again
Recommend me a class
gender studies 101
>>24961866
Naked degenerate.
>>24961866
Depends on your play style, but I like the knight as a good beginning class. Good armor and decent shield, and the Stat layout is pretty balanced. Also, take the Master Key.
Post the best kissbacks
>>24961708
fuck off /tv/
saged
Biel also has a nice kissback
kate is shit
alex is the only pure lostfu
Any pretty fembots here? Cute 1,92m tall guy reporting in
>>24961706
>He likes asian girls
dropped
>>24961706
>cute?
prove it
>>24961706
Uses brit-bong measurements
no chance OP
