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You come back to your room from the bathroom, getting food or something else, and you come face to face with a copy of yourself, who's the same as you mind and body.
What do you do?
Hardmode:Nothing lewd.
>>24958500
I'd ask him who the thinks he is. If he says my name, who is the real me?
fuck his boipussi
Start a final showdown, the winner ending up being in a murder-suicide situation
Disturbing Images Thread/Pictures that make you go Hmmmm
don't worry lads this is an original comment
>>24958489
Let's go Familia.
Completely original comment.
The robot said I needed a caption aomsfomsfosma
Tick
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Your hours of freedom are blowing right by, wagekek.
>>24958484
Can't stop the clock
Tickety motherfuckin Tock
Here's that attention you were looking for, NEETkek.
>trading your freedom time to make someone else money
>ever
tfw today I called a group of black people nigger faggots and threatened to stab them
Got away with it because it was just a prank lol
https://youtu.be/_wldE_4xjVQ
It was a prank, people! Cheers!
Calm down was just a prank guys
He's fucking unfunny. So is Jontron and the other guy, though.
Ok guys, I got ahold of this recording of an actual Grey alien taunting an abductee during an abduction procedure. The guy who recorded this managed to somehow shield his phone from whatever electrical field these beings use to fuck with electronics. It's highly disturbing and gives insight into just how evil and sadistic these creatures are. The recording ends with it laughing at the abductee.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1INItNKng0O
This is evidence that us humans need to fucking shut down SETI and quit trying to find life on other worlds. And should these beings ever openly arrive in the future, we need to spread the world and fight their asses. Peace and love my fucking ass.
jesus christ that's horrifying
>>24958360
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1INItNKng0O
obviously fake and gay
>>24958360
K.. Keep me posted with your original comments.
Treated myself to some tendies from Popeye's for doing well on finals and I'm headed home to play some Black Ops 3. Life is comfy. How is your Sunday going robots?
This is the weekend I realised just how socially inept I am.
Not a nice feeling.
Dropped out of school and heading back to my wageslave job.
>>24958345
Hope it works out for you.
Girls Destroying Friend Groups
>girl joins a group of us good mates
>brings more girls with her
>they start to ruin the banter and the fun
>demand to be center of attention and whine to get their way
>the males begin to turn on each other as they set sights on the girls
>females prop up the stronger males with flirting and ignore the uglier ones
>resentment and fierce competition begins
>females introduce terrible drama
>group tears itself apart
>bros turning on bros
>couples start getting created
>couples create more drama
>several of the smarter men ditch them all
>rest split up into separate smaller groups
>girls eventually dump boyfriends further splitting the sub groups
The entire group has never hung out since, and many people still hate each other.
Keep your bros as bros.
>>24958239
>having friends
Fuck off back to where you came from cunt face.
>>24958239
>ever befriending women
Spotted your mistake. Unless you are courting a woman there is no reason for you to be interacting with her.
fuck normies
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
What would you want out of life if women and social pressures didn't exist? Let's hear your most innate ambition.
>>24958232
A clear purpose beyond reproduction
>>24958232
I've retreated so far into my fantasy land I don't even know what I'd want from real life. Probably just a mom gf to mother me and have sex with me.
>>24958296
It's difficult to find one
>Elliot didn't realise he was a 2/10
Was he? I'm bi and I'd hit.
I unironically think Elliot was quite good looking
Not in that photo though
>>24958146
>Slanty eyes
>Shit hair line
>Jew nose
>Thick lips
>Feminine cheek bones
What exactly do you like?
I fell in love with my hot therapist. What do I do now?
>>24958104
Hide your feelings and get another therapist.
>>24958104
I don't know. Do you have to go to the bathroom?
>>24958104
Tell her. Honesty is the best policy, dudemigo.
You can either
>get rid of all post op trannies
>become a cute, genetically high school girl
What do you choose?
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FUCK TRANNIES
>genetically high school
wat
>>24957904
Where's the "kill myself" button
Post your favorite youtuber. I'll start
>>24957898
its pepper time.
papa bless op.
>>24957898
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ms5a_C7EeNk None meet his honor or genuine mystique.
Dunkey
Unoriginal choice.
How do you guys think you ended up in the situation you are in right now? Do you think theres even the smallest chance of escaping the brutal life you're in?
my life isn't brutal it's just redundant
My life isn't brutal. Just lonely.
>>24957860
thinking maybe im gonna try blasting testosterone and see if that helps
My 63 year old mom is fucking a 24 year old big black guy who is a former college football player. I'm 29 and still live at home. I just met him yesterday and he made it a point to keep humiliating me.
I found them in bed and my mom still had cum on her face. This was the first time meeting him and I did not want to meet him or anyone else for that matter.
He shook my hand and laughed at me. They then talked as though I wasn't in the room, while they lied in bed.
Later he was fixing things around the house and trimming branches on trees and cleaning up the yard.
I like being alone and isolated so if he moves in I'm going to kill myself.
kill him, OP
PLEASE
>>24957857
quit being a loser
>>24957857
Is your mom hot, OP? My mom is 62yo and still pretty hot but wouldn't fug
Life really would be better if you'd just be yourself in more social situations.
>>24957813
Balance wasp yourself?
>>24957813
Your picture is shit, I hope you didn't make that. If you would've added a - and a picture of an ice cube between the scales of justice and bee it would make more sense.
Justice bumblebee myself? Sounds illegal
![cat[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/ypXTJEq.png "cat[1]")
