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>Be hikikomori shut-in NEET
>No friends, hide in closet when people knock on the door
>Do nothing all day: just watch movies and read books
>Years go by doing this, end up a 21 year old manlet still living at home
>Start to really hate my life and get scared nothing will change
>Take LSD one day
>Realise what a loser I am
>Decide I'm going to fix it all at once
>Start frantically putting together a resume while on LSD and actually HAND it to a gas station clerk
>"This will surely fix my life! LSD IS AN AMAZING DRUG"
>No job offer yet, hide inside wasting time instead
>One day, be on computer
>Decide to check out former high school acquaintance's public Facebook profiles
>They're adults now ... working respectable jobs
>Some of them even have families of their own
>Look at myself in the mirror
>No experience, no friends, no degree, no job
>Can't even leave the house by myself
>Mother calls be "sweetie"
>Suddenly become acutely aware of what a parasitic piece of shit I am
>Get insanely drunk
>Turn up uninvited at an old acquaintances house (who I learned through Facebook stalking was having a party nearby. Yes, I am that fucking mentally ill)
>The normies humbly accept me
>Making awkward small talk "so, what do you do anon?"
>Give a bullshit answer with the pre-text being something like "tendie salesman"
>They look down on me, wish I was fucking dead
>Decide to leave the party early and walk home (because I have no license)
>Start wishing I was normie
>Arrive at basement
>Seriously start thinking of ways to make money even with my condition
>Eventually settle on Bitcoin (the year is early 2013 and there isn't as much hype.)
>"Yes, I'll become a Bitcoin wizard and turn my life around! BITCOIN IS INCREDIBLE TECHNOLOGY"
Conti
>Friends getting married at 21
At least you didn't do that, OP.
>>24954918
>Start autistically studying everything about Bitcoin the next day
>Don't eat, barely sleep. Parents notice that I'm losing weight because too busy learning how ECDSA works
>Eventually pick up a lot of programming too
>Become something of an expert on security
>Publish papers that inform wallet and exchange security in major applications
>Start applying to remote jobs all over the world
>Amazingly, a normie company in Silicon Valley hires me
>My salary is six figures a year
>Still can't go outside but six figures is a lot for a tendie salesman
>"Y-you too sir"
>Now earning so much money I can finally move out
>Had some trouble getting a place initially but pull it off
>Be coding full time
>Code several major modules that now process millions of dollars worth of Bitcoins every month with zero hacks (not naming the company)
>No degree, dropped out of high school but earning more than anyone I know
>Fast forward a few months
>I eventually save up a lot of money wage slaving
>"I sure showed them! I am a productive member of society now and not a NEET parasite!"
>Months go by doing this
>I buy a fancy car, fancy clothes, and several other toys
>Have very little time to do anything now most days but decide to go out to a bar on the weekend
>Be at bar
>Trashy succubi is interested in me (as I probably look rich) but I pass it up
>Go back to my condo
>Look at my fancy art work on the walls
>Look at my mining rigs
>Look at my bank balance
>Look at the news reports about my work
>Look in the mirror, I'm a 24 year old frog
>A fucking frog
>Start balling my eyes out
>The next day I quit my job
>Posting this now on /r9k/
FUCK YOU NORMIES, YOU'RE JUST AS MISERABLE AS WE ARE
WHY DID I BUY INTO YOUR FUCKING BULLSHIT FACADE
So yes, today I learned that being a normie doesn't change shit and that most normies are genuinely lying about how happy they are. It's just that their brand of misery is more socially acceptable. That's literally all it is. Fucking kill me.
Hopefully you can make your savings last, or do you still have income of some kind? Also, maybe try to form some type of identity outside of a dead meme perpetuated by a toxic community? Idk man, good luck.
How often do you have suicidal thoughts?
What would drive you to kill yourself?
What hope are you clinging onto?
Daily
My parents getting some fucked up disease like cancer or something
Do it after they die
The remaining light that I keep in my head through the worst fucking moments
>>24954894
>What hope are you clinging onto?
Why am I clinging onto something I can't define?
>>24955032
Because you know it's still there.
My Chad brother just called me a "fedora neckbeard who white knights girls on the internet" just because I'm fat, ugly, have acne and glasses.
The only thing I do even remotely neckbeard-like is visit 4chan.
I try to stay out of people's way, I don't try to annoy people, I never try to white knight girls. I just try to deal with my feels and get through the day and I still get shit for it.
Beta uprising when?
punch him and call him a faggot
>beta
>uprising
>not realising the contradiction inherent in the phrase
hehe who chadBro here?, my chad bro is kind of cool but he bullies me and calls me a beta/cringe, well fuck you just because i dont go out every weekend and drink a bottle of vodka,
Movie thread?
Looking for a good film to watch tonight
Watched this one last night. Very good. Any suggestions for what I should watch next?
Bad Boy Bubby
Ok fag
>>24954834
Oldboy.
Is it possible to come out of depression in a single moment or have I snapped? I got through possibly the most painful phone call of my whole life and couldn't stop myself from crying at the end. Then out of nowhere I just felt good, hope or genuine confidence who knows I just stopped feeling crippled by all of the out of my control shit that ate away at me.
Maybe this isn't the place to ask but if true words can make you wish you were never born, could they cure someone of some really deeply manifested depression and anxiety?
Sry i hate jews and got a clue of world - politics im Not a dacta
>>24954776
Never been really depressed.
There really is a lot of evil in the world, but I sort of learned to be happy and angry at the same time, if you know what I mean. I'm still alive, and no one is controlling my actions so my successes, rare as they may be, and my failures are still mine alone.
I have been in some deep shit, but just remembering those two things can make a huge difference in outlook.
>>24954856
I can't really describe the source of my outlook with a logical thought, but hearing a selfish horny bitch tell me I was never worth anything to her and I lost my only friends for nothing made me feel like I have potential. I might be schizo or something and if it happened to anyone idk why they'd be here I just have only really connected my emotional process with someone else's here.
Just had a threesome. Does that mean I can't browse this board anymore?
yes
get OUT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRMMMMMMIEEEEEEE
Why do I even come to this board, anymore?
Do normies even understand the damage these sort of posts do?
Fuck you, Op.
>>24954801
This isn't a regular occurrence for me.
It was pretty fucking dank though, desu senpai.
How do you make grilled cheese sandwiches?
>>24954717
cheese on bread. Microwave or put it in the oven for a few minutes after preheating for 450 degrees. It's good with tomato soup, instructions to cook tomato soup should be on back of can.
I simply ask mommy desu senpai. She makes them nice and butters with non-processed cheese so I can stay healthy. Yum
by grilling some cheese and making a sandwich
Does anyone else here have thin walls?
>parents wake up at 7
>kitchen is under my room
>hear fridge and microwave doors closing non stop
>one parents leaves at 7 the other at 2
>my dad who stays home later tends to run around the house a lot stomping and fucking around in the kitchen
Fuck guys I don't want to be a whine ass but I already have enough problems with sleep anxiety and depression draining me I literally feel like shit without 12 hours of good sleep. I try earplugs but I have an alarm set and I can't hear and sometimes I can't sleep with them in. I have a fan running but I don't like to crank it hip to fill speed all night and I hate the feeling of cold wind all night long because it gives me dandruff and dry as fuck flaky skin.
I hope your dick falls off.
>>24954708
Why?
You're a fucking faggot
>>24954678
you made pretty much the same fucking thread like a week ago you bitch ass cunt and that other Anon is right your dick should fall off.
>Mass marketed consumer products are treated like religious experiences in the 21st century
Who else loathes modernity?
>>24954607
right here, friend
normans never fail to amaze me in their ignorance of how easily manipulated they are
>>24954607
I fully agree.
But at least the film industry isn't as fucked up as popular music and mainstream TV.
Hell, most of the ads I encounter on the radio and TV are just plain retarded and shitty "reality shows" are everywhere.
Yet, the most troubling fact is that I grew up with this shit.
>>24954716
>film industry
>not FUBAR
Have you seen movies nowadays? Everything is an action flick, a superhero movie, or a pathetic attempt at comedy. That's not to say there aren't good movies, but they are buried under an evergrowing pile of shit.
what the fuck is madoka
should i watch it
Madoka is enjoying watching pretty girls lives be completely ruined and turning insane
Magic start at the end of chapter 3
Yes you should watch it.
As for the movies, the first two are an enhanced/remixed/modified recap of the series, and the third movie is a sequel. But its ending is a total shitshow that makes no sense, because the producers changed the ending at the last minute and fucked everything up. Aside from that it's good.
>enter thread
>be lewd for no reason
I-I'll eat the shit out of your ass slut
is this ok
Iewd
Literally just did that in the Simon Mol thread.
Nice post btw
FUCK I HATE WOMEN REEEEEE!!!
pic related cause fuck all women in the asshole
>>24954523
I'd rather fuck them in the peehole
>>24954523
>they will never pee on you
>>24954523
Why do you h8 women OP?
Just downed THREE whole fucking water bottles for no reason lads
im going to sleep now im probably gonna piss myself tonight
if this thread is still up in the morning I will give an update to if i pissed myself or not
>>24954510
dave is that you?
you absolute fucking madman jesus christ
three WHOLE waters
my friend luke's brother died after drinking two!
I'll be looking forward to the results.
ITT: Greentext your day of retribution
>i get the guns ready
>i drive to stacies house
>i get the guns out the van strap myself up
>bust down her door
>force her to suck my dick while i hold a .44 magnum to her forehead
>just as i bust a nut
>pull the trigger
>pull flamethrower from my back
>burn down stacies house and everybody inside
>throw away now damaged flamethrower
>pull out minigun
>barricade myself in the ruins of stacies house
>3:00PM
>perfect timing for chad and tyrone and his pals to come over
>minigun any and all normies as they pass by
>hold up until i have enough ammo or until the police overpower me
>even if they capture i already swallowed a small bomb inside of me before hand so that i will automtically detonate at 6:66PM
>explode everywhere
>my final youtube vlog will auto publish at 7:00 PM
>dead
What about your DOR?
>>24954468
I like the stuff about the ingested bomb and youtube video ready in time for the 7pm news but >pull out a minigun come on now.
Youre technically not dead till 7:06 moron. 6:66 doesn't exist.
>drive to stacy's house
>pull up in random parking space
>walk up to her front door
>chad is at her door, smoking a cigarette
>start casual conversation with chad
>ask him 'hows stacy?'
>he flounders about with me 'what you saying man?' 'what the fuck you want man?' huh? huh?
>ask him 'you got a gun?'
>he responds "get the fuck outta here... get outta here".
>he throws the rest of his cigarette at me
>he starts kicking me in attempt to get me to move away
>i pull out my pistol
>i say "suck on this"
>give him one shot to his stomach
>he falls down to the ground in pain
>walk up the steps and open stacy's front door
>stacys dad is in the hallway
>pull out my .44 magnum
>blast stacy's dads hand off
>a shot from behind goes into my kneck
>i turn around
>its chad, limping and bleeding but holding his gun
>i manage to get a shot on his neck
>i drop my .44 magnum
>i get a couple more shots on chad just to make sure he is dead
>i shoot stacy's father another time
>he says "you crazy son of a bitch, ill kill you"
>he repeats this a few times as i make my way up the stairs
>i walk up the stairs backwards facing stacy's father while holding my kneck wound
>tyrone comes out of stacy's room
>he shoots me in the arm
>i hit the ground
>i pull out my hidden pistol in my arm
>i shoot tyrone 5 times and he is dead
>i get up and make my way through to stacy's room
>stacy's dad is still alive and is in clear pain
>he grabs onto my back
>he manges to get me down to the ground
>stacy yells to me "STOP!"
>i pull out my knife from my boot
>stab stacys father in the hand
>grab tyrones gun from his cold dead hand
>i pull it up to his face
>stacy yells "ahhhh dont shoot him!!"
>i pull the trigger and he dads brains get painted all over the wall
>stacy starts to cry
>i put the gun under my jaw
>i pull the trigger
>out of bullets
>i try my hidden coat pistol
>its also empty
>i sit down on a couch
>stacy is crying
>i lean back and look up to the ceiling
>all i hear is police sirens outside
Less than 24 hours of freedom left, wagekek.
Haha! Jokes on you, neet loser. I got to work the weekend so i'm lucky enough to be at work right now! Fucking boss had to take the weekend off to wash his boat, poor bastard. He's missing all the fun!
>>24954460
I know man, I know. But one more week and then I have three weeks off and after that I'm putting my two weeks when I go back.
>currently at walmart
>buying groceries to make me an individualized and healthy meal (with neetbux of course)
>almost no people at the moment, the store is actually enjoyable at this time. 6:45 am.
>sat down to have a cup of coffee and browse r9k and the news.
Life is great. No one to boss me around today, or anyother day.
