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Tokyo
>huge
>clean
>safe
>exciting
>everyone watches anime
>no brown people
>girls love white guys
>english teacher jobs are comfy and pay decently
why haven't you emigrated yet?
>>24950810
are there white guys in 4chan?
>>24950810
>>safe
>>exciting
pick one
>>24950810
>english teacher jobs are comfy and pay decently
You know how hard it is to get a job in Tokyo?
You usually end up in bumfuck Hinamizawa, and even those jobs are getting harder to snag.
I read 100 pages of a difficult book today.
Good job, I'm proud of you. Keep it up
You go op. You go. Genuinely proud man. Really hope the edgelords don't fuck this positive post up.
>>24950644
what book was it that you read?
pretty sure most of you already tried killing yourselves more times than you can count, that's why i'm here to ask if if what i'm about to do is gonna fail
Wrapping a shirt tightly around your neck could do the trick?
What if you put your hands in handcuffs behind your back to make sure you don't remove the tight shirt
Does it hurt? Thank you
a shirt won't work
awww did the widdle nowmie bweak up wif his gowlfwiend?
Just tie a noose faggot.
Is there an explanation as to why black people are more drawn to gang violence and petty crimes and do it pretty often, while people commit less crimes but when they do it's some weird wacko rampage shit like this
Yes but nobody cares enough to explain.
>see american race relations for the last 500 years
it's because white people were created to be genetically evil by the scientist Yakub
they deserved it desu
man why do we have dog hair
feelsbad.jpeg
I just got done fucking my dog in the ass. I'm about to use my hair grease to cook some unseasoned meat.
Funny you should say that. White people also smell like dog when wet, too.
ayo das raycis. you white bois can't be having yo own thread.
What are you drinking tonight anon?
I'm not a degenerate failed normie.
Water for me.
>>24950398
ok be boring then
I've never had a bad sour beer.
I know that this is pathetic even for r9k standards, but can someone tell me everything will be alright?
I'm going through really shitty times and for the second time in my life I'm seriously considering suicide.
Do it. Take someone you don't like with you. You're only here because of your primal instincts preventing you from freeing yourself.
Everything's gonna be alright anon. I love you and you're gonna do great.
Things can get better anon. It is definitely possible if you try hard enough.
>mfw waiting for my roommate to leave so I can kill myself
Godspeeddesu baka senpai
whats wrong anon? what can I do to turn that frown upside down?
>>24950319
I wish I could pinpoint one thing in particular. Sorry, anon. It's too late for me.
>those blissful days when a new hyped game would come out and you were plunged into a breathtaking adventure that made you forget everything bad...
Those days of old past...
>>24950230
not now
i dont want these feels now
>those days when you'd hop online and pub stomp with your best bros
>>24950260
Embrace the dark side
What are you legitimately excited for in 2016?
What prospects does the new year hold for you?
>>24950217
ADHD diagnosis and meds hopefully
Continuing to lose weight
nothing, I don't want to get older. I hate growing up.
there's some games i'm looking forward to
that's it though
kinda want to see trump become president just for the shit storm but that probably won't happen
What is the meaning of life, /r9k/? Please no jokes this time.... We all have to die one day and whatever we accomplish in this life will also die with us, reduced to nothingness. We'll never know about existence of alien life forms, whether they believe in gods .... There's so much to seen in this world but we'll just die without ever experiencing any of these things.... We'll live and die like quintillions before us have, and after us will. So what's the point of anything? What's the point of not doing drugs, living life according to a moral code ..when nothing's gonna matter??
the meaning of life is to not be a wagekek, OP. the only way you'll accomplish finding alien life, the meaning of god, or even being able to do drugs without getting keked by your boss requires being a NEET
https://youtu.be/ig6X3-9wxlI
>>24950247
Fuck that was beautiful. Thanks anon
Who /moderately fat/ here?
5'9 165lbs reporting in. It kind of fucks me up thinking that I'm only 20lbs away from not looking like a monster.
>>24950071
6'0'', 200lbs here. I've never been able to get rid of my love handles. Even when I was 180 and could run 6 miles non-stop, it's been there since HS.
>>24950071
I need the .gif of that so bad rn 2bqh fampai
5'10", 175lb
used to be 245 until one day I finally got sick of it
i still have the nasty stretch marks, and a sizeable chub-and-tuck, and buying whole new sets of clothes was expensive
but i'd do it again in a heartbeat
lts 2015
shit, really
because it is 2015
>>24949981
>it's the current year!FUCK YOU ROBOT I'M ORIGINAL AS FUCK
Pictures, songs, stories of the rotting, abandoned, and hopeless.
The Old City at Night
Landscape with Tall Trees
the minute that it's born
it begins to die~
How do I stop being a pessimist fuck hating everything?
Seriously, I'm at the point where all my hobbies are turning/have turned to shit, my country is full of degenerates and Muhammads, I hate what I'm studying (law), all women I know are either morally fucked or physically unfuckable and the internet has been overtaken by normalfag cancer.
The only thing that keeps my going is cute 2D waifus but I don't think I will be able to live like that for very long.
death or escapism are the only ways out once you see the truth
>>24949926
A lot of that shit you're worrying about has absolutely nothing to do with you (or at least, you're not exactly doing much about it). Just kick back. Chill familia.
>>24949984
If it were logical fear it wouldn't be anxiety c;
