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>tfw your dad asks you why you are a loner
>>24944778
>tfw dad tells you to go make friends in a condescending tone
>>24944778
>tfw dad is also loner
>tfw he made kids
>>24945015
What a selfish prick desu
Vote, faggots
http://strawpoll.me/6251550
I see a lot of skellingtons on this board even though it's easy to get fat on NEETlyfe
>>24944682
Those are nerves you retard.
>>24944701
My goal bod t b h
Real robots have curves
These threads are pretty fun, let's get one going
And here is the template if anyone needs it
>>24944539
here ya go op, I hope this thread doesn't just die
>>24944539
>SMEGMA MAN
>NOT A MUSIC GUY
>tumblr univers
>avatar
>pregnancy
>RICH EVANS AS A CELEBRITY
>YOUTUBE KEK WHO SCREAMS IN HIM MIC AS A COMEDIAN
>reading as a hobby
>tfw no jeepney driving, tinikling dancing, tiyanak finding, manok chasing, aswang hunting, kabayo riding, carabao herding, baboy wrestling, duwende stomping, lechon roasting, lumpia cooking, pancit making, sinigang eating, kanin picking, forest loving, /r9k/ posting, qtp2t filipina gf
I'd love to eat you alive, after I spend three months removing every layer of your skin. Inject a tape worm into you, and fill your cage with thousands of misquotoes. While everyday raping the girl you love right in front of you. And watching as you realize that being unable to stop it isn't any where near as painful as realizing that she absolutely loves it.
>>24944446
>tfw i could get a pinoy gf but i would never have children that would be doomed to be beta manlets
oh god that midsection, i just want to bust a nut all over it.
general topic: what makes someone a yandere?
mental problems
>>24944437
What kind of mental problems?
In anime:
-extremely possessive and violent
-would kill others who got in their way, maybe even their love if they weren't loyal
-usually seems cute and sweet and normal
IRL:
-very possessive, maybe distrustful or insecure
-probably not as violent as in anime but would do bad things to people who got in their way
-probably mental disorders
-might seem normal and sweet
>"What's it like to be you?"
>>24944357
im not entirely sure, I have a ton of obligations and my entire existence is a waiting game for the next fun thing to come along. My next milestone is to get a house
>>24944423
>"that's good to hear that you have a goal, anon. Can you give me an example of one of your previous 'fun things'"
>>24944357
>see a psychologist
>never look them in the eye and mumble all my answers, which are never more than a couple words
is that time again
open the pack, post the pulls
>>24944320
Super rare, senpai
woah, I found a banner
common pepe desu
who here worldly dick ?
inb4 indian and arab are missing
what the fuck are indians and arabs anyway ? are they white ? asian ? freaks ?
Indians are asians and Arabs are Caucasian IE white
Used to travel, have dicked all major races except white.
India is diverse. Depends on which ethnic group you belong to India. There's Indians that look Chinese, some that look Arab, some that look Black and some that look like Southern Europeans.
Who else fell for the "DUDE WEEDS HARMLESS LMAO" meme?
>friend smokes weed half his life
>doesn't even smoke cigarettes or drink coffee because "le weeds all you need bro"
>he starts feeling awful
>gets diagnosed with lung cancer
>only a few years left to live
Feels bad man
>>24944252
Cool story bro. You should tell it again.
>>24944294
Why do stoners get so defensive when literally anything negative is said about weed?
reposting from britfeel
>in school
>popular chavy kid with asthma destroys my social circle, practically starting my road to robothood
>fastforward to highschool
>he's become a total fucking pothead
>banging stacys at fucking 16
>takes the piss out of me for being a loser etc.
>fastforward to college
>wonder where he is, cos he sure as hell ain't on campus
>see on facebook that he died of an asthma attack after hitting a bowl
still a virgin and a college dropout but feeling superior to that fucking waste of space.
I'm a black girl who wishes she was born Asian. How can I deal with these feels?
Will you be my token black friend?
What music do you like?
>>24944170
By becoming my gf.
Alternatively, try re-rolling.
black people look asian as long as you dont have a gigantic nose. there are a lot of asian people that look black in the island areas and shit
i would suggest bleaching ur own skin but dont do that live as yourself and you'll feel 10 times better
this coming from a black bro
I'm a NEET, don't do anything and I don't have any friends. Any suggestions for a hobby to get me outside more?
>thinking about buying a camera and trying to learn some stuff about photography, but I don't know anything about it
Also I guess hobby general
>>24944133
Xlaymation
>>24944133
Don't go outside, teach yourself how to use various programs instead. Adobe products are a good example.
>>24944133
Yeah, photography is a good one for getting outdoors. You don't even have to know a lot to start out, just get a camera and start taking pictures. Look up local sites for stuff you'd like to take pictures of, it could be nature, geology, landscapes, waterfalls, architecture, cars, people, animals, stop lights, anything that catches your eye. There's lots of material available online for the theory side of it, shot composition and exposure and technical stuff. If you get involved in a community, there's lots of opportunities to make friends that way too, if that's something you're interested in.
Sup /r9k. I been here a few times in my entire life, but i've passed quite a bit of time on my country analog of this board for those who tries to escape socium.
I just become interested, what are you standards on attractiveness? Would i have any chance with a girl in your country?
I need your response :(
That's how people are being driven to suicide :[
Ok, i will leave.
how wonderful it is to be alive when opiates flow through my bloodstream
And I feel just like Jesus's son
>>24944066
I feel guilty with how good I feel when I take them so I've been trying not to.
Guess I'll just stick to booze.
Today I had to try real hard not to take the pills in my closet. Damn, I miss it.
Anybody else feel like ruining the movie for normies?
lets go senpai
I'm not going to watch it anyways so go ahead.
>>24944074
the OG op on /tv/ thread where all deleted after posting this.
Walmart employee got he's hands on the book
BREAKING NEWS
>"if yellow skittles were your favorite flavor growing up, there is a 20% chance you are homosexual, a statistically significant result +/- 5%"
YELLOW SKITTLE LOVERS GETTING BTFO
>>24943919
Do they actually have different flavors? I thought they were just different dyes, they all taste the same to me.
purple skittles all the way faam
>>24943945
you lack depth. literally.
