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ITT: robots post their handst. your residential hand fetishist
Pic related is a robot I saved from another thread.
>>24939553
do self bumps work i dont remember
original
>>24939553
Are you a man or are you woman?
>>24939553
can you post your favorite hands OP?
is there a male equivalent to makeup
Makeup
>>24937801
ye, full face beard
Getting fit
Anyone ugly who gets fit suddenly looks better even with an ugly face
Doesn't really work for women though
What's your weird sexual fetish?
Do you do anything weird when you're alone to satisfy it?
Get it off your chest, anon.
Personally, I love huge breasts and breast implants. I'm probably too obsessed with them.
It's the the point where I fill oversized balloons with water and make my own pair of heavy, huge tits for whenever I'm alone.
I just love the weight of them and how squishy they can be.
Pic related. I have more pictures if people are interested in this weird fetish of mine.Obviously I only do this when I'm alone.
>>24937314
>What's your weird sexual fetish?
Chubby girls with huge, lactating tits. Cow girls, I guess you could say.
>Do you do anything weird when you're alone to satisfy it?
Besides masturbate furiously? Fantasize, I guess. I want a fat girl to just lay on top of me, hold me down, smother me with her tits and force me to drink every last drop of milk from her breasts. Or maybe milk her like the cow she is and use her milk in my cereal and coffee.
That's my dream girl.
>>24937314
I like it when a girl overeats. A bit of an attraction to chubby girls, but really it's the belly stuffing that does it for me. Also there is a fine line between chubby and fat for me, cross it and my dick deactivates.
I've had this fetish for as long as I can remember. I read somewhere that men have this fetish when they are in times of stress, looking for a well fed women or something.
>Get only one chance at life
>Born with small boobs
>>24935870
Some guys like petite breasts, NO woman likes a small dick.
>>24935870
small boobs are great
>stay perky longer
>feel nice to suck on
>get a chance to pay special attention to the girls ass
>still gets fucked relentlessly by Chad
>Tfw gf
Why are you still single, /r9k/?
>>24934652
No time for a gf.
>>24934652
>yfw lawyer gf
had gf
gf brought me down a lot
broke up with gf
tfw no gf
Hey guys, my fetish is pic related
I like to see girls getting keked :3c Does anyone have anything nice to share?
>>24934348
Do kekqueans actually exist or is that a meme?
what does it feel like to hug a boy?
my boyfriend cheated on me with my dad
things went downhill from there
If we all got together we could build a village with no women , no feminism and no chads.
I personally would like to find something like Kitsault but we could buy cheap land and build it from scratch.
We would just need to quit our desk jobs and go into the trades for a year or so and learn some skills.
>>24934020
MGTOW are fucking losers, just like radfems.
No interest in a rural mountain living situation?
Hunting , fishing , crabbing and not worrying about child support or alimony ?
Helping each other build sturdy but modest homes inna woods?
>>24935088
I'm 100% down for that. Trouble is, I'm a Kiwifag living in NZ.
>TFW no moneh to fly to 'murica
perks of a man:
>easier to get jobs
perks of women:
>no need for a job since you can get a man to spoil you
>>24933128
>his nose begins on his forehead
>>24933128
>easier to get jobs
I don't get this.
As long as it isn't a trade or something that requires strength, getting a job should be equally hard
>>24933193
I'm from Japan, and thats not the case. Also I believe that when choosing from a equally capable male pr woman, most of the times they pick the male.
>fucking some random qt in my lucid dream
>try to change her face to my oneitis
>dream ends
>>24932134
you done goof'd bringing reality into it
>>24932151
>implying reality isn't a hallucination
>tfw you can hallucinate with all five senses
>Can't properly imagine my oneitis' face while I'm fapping
>Can remember some other random girl's face
Weird feel
Chad always wins, i hope you understand this.
>>24931230
how the fuck is it chad's fault that she's a ho?
I can't lose either, because I don't play the game.
>>24931230
It's women that win, not always, but vast majority of times.
Because they live on tutorial mode.
The only thing they need to do is not eat like a whale.
i only come here for /rose/ threads. let's have one.
Rosie is my gf back off.Nah not really, just bumping this thread to the front page so I can hide it.
>>24926153
lrn2 use a filter. i put /rose/ in the subject line for a reason.
a new scrap from emma's hidden fb
PROBLEMS GENERAL
post here if you are mentally ill, special needs and or been to the loonybin
get in here faggots tell me your storys
>Hospitalized for suicidal ideation and being stupid enough to say I was thinking of jumping off a bridge
>Sat around doing puzzles all day
>One qt my age.. Thought she was cute until I saw her flip out a couple times a day.
>People unable to realize that the more they fought it, the longer they would stay
>Really it's not even that bad
>One gay guy who fucked up slitting his wrists shows up night before I leave
>Seriously will not leave me the fuck alone
>He's fucking in love with me holy shit
>As soon as I wake up he comes into my room to talk to me
>Spend entire last day doing my best to shake this guy
>Don't want to reject him and have a fucking meltdown or whatever
>He fucking gave me his number.. Like it's fucking St. Alban's cookie dating service or some shit
>Finally get permission to leave
>Dip ASAP without saying goodbye
>Friend picks me up and smokes me out on ride back home
Well, thanks for reading if you did. I'm feeling lonely as fuck..
>>24919407
I read all the post
Sometimes I miss the loony bin. Everything's taken care of, there's no stress, you can talk to really nice people, and three meals are prepared for you each day, plus whatever anyone doesn't eat. There was this guy who went psychotic and tried to attack one of the girls, and everyone hated him, but he gave me his breakfast because he didn't want it and I thought he was pretty cool. Even the crazy ones are nice people.
Why do white people have hair like dogs? Especially when it is wet. I am from Korea but i'm just wondering. I have never seen a white person unless you consider those in Saudi Arabia white.
>>24944580
Fuck off gook cunt
>>24944580
Because Asians are even lower than dogs
Asian people have very similar hair to white people though, just that white people can go from as straight as asian, to having a kink.
So your hair would look like that while wet too, just black instead.
Has anyone just kind of...given up on the hope of ever finding a GF?
I have. I don't want to do this anymore.
I don't care about finding a gf anymore. I care more about getting a good job and making a lot of money, but I'm dumb so that's not looking like it will work out either.
i never really tried to get one
i used to be called ugly by my female classmates all the time so as i grew up and reached puberty, I simply didn't give a fuck.
now I'm 25, still ugly, never tried to get a gf and honestly? Don't really care about ever getting one.
>>24943859
I've given up on people completely, life suck when your ugly and fucked up in the head, I've never had a lasting relationship with anyone, I've never even kissed a girl and I'm 20, I'm so lonely that I literally turned bisexual I just wish someone would fucking like me
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>>24943664
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>>24943664
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