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>tfw no mommy to give me big warm kisses and touch my peepee
JUST
>>24938542
Great semi boobgrab there
>that feel when no hot in shape mom to fuck when dad's not home
>>24938554
It only gets better m80 :^)
Are normies happy?
>>24938209
If they weren't happy they wouldn't be normies now would they?
>>24938209
thats pretty hot
how do i get a girl to do this to me
>>24938209
No, for the most part.
my mommy just made me the best tendies ever. she's the best.
>>24938196
Stupid amerifat
>>24938196
Mine got me taquitos instead of tendies. T-trade?
>>24938196
my tendies are better than your tendies
I stop by the liquor store every day because I drink a liter of whiskey throughout the day. It isn't that unusual I don't think. Lots of people enjoy drinking.
Employees are starting to catch on. I see them making comments about me behind my back, not asking me if I'm "finding everything okay" like they do with the other customers, and giving me looks when I approach the counter. Its pissing me off. I don't want to be treated like a fucking pariah at my watering hole.
Do any of you alcoholics have experience with liquor store employees judging you for your purchases?
Here's an idea:
don't drink a litre of whiskey a day.
>>24938190
>a liter of whiskey throughout the day
Think you might want to cut down there m8
At the very least switch up fucking liquor stores goddamn dude. If you went to ANY store and bought the same goddamn thing every day people would start to look at you weird. Switch up stores.
>first relationship
>utilize the red pill tactics when arguments arise
>never lost an argument
..it....it works.....
Red pill tactic?
wachu talkin bout op
Is the person you're in a relationship with bluepilled, moderate, etc.?
I'm a girl and I don't effing care if you're a man and you're lonely... Get a grip. When I'm lonely people ignore me, laugh, look down on me, and just don't care...and I don't do anything to them.
Heck, I'm an open and unashamed LONER in my college. I'm practically always alone. I go home and be alone. Sometimes it feels bad, but sometimes its what I want.
As for when i feel lonely, liek I said no one could give less of a shit, neither guys nor girls.
People look down on loners, who do in fact represent "loneliness".
And yes I feel more alone in a crowd than when I am alone.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rXOatxZZqXQ
When I see videos on Buzzfeed of guys "admitting they have emotions, feel lonely, get sad, feel liek they can't cry, no one to talk to"... It's fucking disgraceful and humorous to me.
Stop asking for cookies for being a guy who "admits" to feeling negative helpless feelings.
Fuck off. No one gives a shit that I'm lonely, scared, socially anxious, shy... No, they fucking don't.
>>24938068
Stopped reading at
>I'm a girl
GET
THE
FUCK
OUT
>>24938068
>If b8
kek
>If actually a girl
wew autism
>>24938085
>>24938119
You're all just proving my fucking point, retards.
Feels bad man, I accidentally looked at myself in the mirror today. Ruined my entire day, fuck.
>>24938049
I'm actually pretty good looking, I like looking at myself in the mirror.
Shame I'm getting chubby and can't get a GF due to anxiety and being a NEET.
I spend 45-1 hour looking in the mirror each day trying to figure out what's wrong with how I look.
I try styling my hair so I look good but I end up spending so much time in the mirror it ends up looking retarded by the time I'm done.
The left side of my face is 0.3792 meters longer than the right side so my face looks extremely lopsided and asymmetrical, to the point where girls wont look at me. My eyes also have slight asymmetry. Are there any plastic surgeons that can make your face 100% symmetrical?
>>24938151
everybody's face is asymmetrical you retard
>be hikki NEET
>post something about being lonely
>someone posts and email and says they're willing to talk to me
>we email back and forth a few times, they're pretty cool
>ask where the other person is from
>live within an hour of each other
>they suggest I come over and watch a movie with them
>go over a week later after building up confidence to leave the house
>get there, find out they're a girl
>we watch Leaving Las Vegas
>like ten minutes in she leans over and kisses me on the cheek
>I blush, she goes "aww" and tells me to take off my pants
>take my dick out, extremely hard
>"no, take off your pants"
>o-ok
>completely flustered at this point, I have no pants on
>she tells me to bend over
>do it, I'm on auto pilot at this point
>she starts fingering my asshole
>dying inside of embarrassment
>I cum from her fingering my asshole, had no idea I could even do that
>apologize and leave
>cut off all contact
>want to kill myself now
Fembots are literally evil
>>24938034
is this real?
post some proof of this like communication or something
or a picture of your cum on your computer screen
>>24938078
Of course it is, I've never read something so real in my life
>>24938078
>or a picture of your cum on your computer screen
I don't understand how this would prove anything
Why do even ugly girls have it so easy?
>>24937974
>he has to be a feminist, BUT NOT TOO FEMINIST EW WHAT ARE YOU A BETA?????
>"I hate men who challenge my opinions and ignore my first-world problems!"
>"I hate men who don't challenge my opinions and accept what I say as word-of-god!"
Women everyone.
>>24937974
>Doesn't want to date a pushover, even though intellectually she thinks she should
B A S E D
I
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L
O
G
Y
Why do some guys look legitimately stupid? Like this guy here, he looks unquestionably dumb without any obvious chromosomal funny business.
beady eyes
blank face
big meathead jock asshole
asymmetrical jaw/mouth
>>24937899
i feel this way about the JUST dentist guy. He looks like he has nothing going on behind the eyes.
What about Jim Carrey? He acts straight up retarded, yet looks highly intelligent.
Reminder that you CANNOT be a robot if you are not Indian
Indians are the ORIGINAL robots, this board was designed for Indians, and if you are not Indian you will NEVER be a true robot.
>cannot be a robot
>look like this
Kill yourself Raj. Go dunk your head in the street.
>>24937874
/r9k/ is the designated shitting board
>literally 1.5 billion indians
>robots
hi, long time user here
i went from robot to normie to cyborg and now i'm pretty much okay
now, i'm getting tired of robot screaming REEEE every time someone is trying to help
i'm really tired of this CANCER, constantly ruining everything and turning this place into a dark bottomless pit of despair
seeing that this board has turned into a containment board,
i think that creating a new board for people trying to get better called "SELF HELP" would be terrific
what do you think? fresh board without crying babies, only people trying to get their head out of their asses and getting better everyday
bump
i asked for this board to be created
can't wait to leave this place and never look back
>>24937868
>cancer
>crying babies
so you went from robot to narcissistic, stuck up asshole
nice transition, dipshit
PS the mods ban us if we REEEEEEE anymore, normie9k is in full effect, you should be very happy here if you stick around
I'd support that, sounds like a good idea
>tfw can't ask parents to buy you figures for christmas
My parents don't ever get me shit anymore.
I was thinking of getting them something this year, but they always get me things worth 2 maybe 5 dollars. They're a bunch of stingy cunts, they can go fuck themselves.
ask for money
buy them yourself
Step 1: Ask parents for literal physical cash at christmas
Step 2: Purchase pre-paid credit cards (walmart or target) with said literal physical cash cash
Step 3: Use pre-paid credit cards to buy figurines online and check your mailbox before mommy does so she will never know :>)
How should I tell my parents and friends I am gay.
>>24937851
>WHATS UP NIGGERS IM A FAG
worked alright for me
>>24937851
Stand next to the oven
>>24937851
man up and just stop being gay.
Make yourself some tea, grab the blanket and come here, lads. It's time to get comfy.
Post whatever what makes you feel comfy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rF2UauLtZag
Actually just about to go get some mexican food then come home and play VTMB, but here is a comfy picture and song to contribute to my favorite kind of thread.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ks3AeL7Humo&list=PLN4iuKdspbOxF6_5kfD9YOZrSr78nAinb#TomWaits&ab_channel=#TomWaits
>>24937849
Tea is disgusting. Little packets of potting soil in hot water. Kill yourself.
>>24937849
Who /lucid dreams/ here?
I find no happiness in reality, so I'd rather conjure up my own reality.
