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What should I say familia dubs decides, unless it's illegal or something
Have you sucked one of the dogs cock?
>>24943644
"What . . . like grooming them for sex?!"
>>24943677
DUUUUBBS!
OP, you better deliver, you fucking faggot.
So today I was mugged. Listen to my story.
>Be me, walking downtown on a shitty street.
>Make a turn down gravel road behind a convenience store.
>Inb4 worst mistake of my life.
>A homeless man crosses my path, he looks crazy.
>Asks me if I have any cash.
>Fml.jpg
>He pulls out a knife. Repeats the question.
>mfw I piss my pants right in front of him.
>He laughs at me and sucker punches me to the ground.
>Everythings a blur. But then I feel him pull the wallet from my pants. Seriously, fml.
>Then he unzips his pants.
>OhfuckI'mGonnaBeRaped.png
>Pulls his dick out, pisses on my face.
>"You're a pussy-ass faggot. Go home and change your pants."
>mfw I stumble home covered in smelly piss.
>mfw mommy has to help me change my dirty clothes.
>I want to an hero.
BAHAHAHAHAHAHHHA
You shoulda just turned and ran dude.
>>24943602
I was scared stiff tho... I wanted to run, but I was too scared...
>>24943528
you sound like you deserved it
I want to masturbate but I am too depressed
is this what rock bottom feels like
>>24943420
Noo.. this is only the beginning..
Force yourself to, you'll feel much better afterwards
>>24943499
but I can only fap to loving /ss/ and this only depresses me further
Ask a Marine who is stationed in Okinawa anything. Any questions about the culture or girls?
Do you feel like today is going to be a good day?
Can you solve my riddle?
>>24943193
What's it like to not be a virgin?
gonna take a bunch of pills tonight, wish me luck fellow robots!
Have fun getting fucked up, meng.
>>24943006
I'm trying to die not get fucking up m8.
>>24943017
What kind of pills?
Drug overdoses are rarely lethal, usually a "cry for help" rather than an actual attempt. Lay your head on some train tracks in an isolated place instead.
>You wen't to high school and never lost your virginity, anon?
I didn't go to high school, you creepy sluts.
>lost my virginity in high school
>wish I hadn't
>>24944311
>when women respond to male specific threads
I just want a 4/10 gf. Just a regular girl. Nothing crazy. I don't need stacie or the 7/10s. I just want someone who isn't a 3/10 or worse. I'm genuinely nice and I feel like I could make a girl really happy but they never even give me a chance. I honestly don't know what I'm doing wrong. I feel like I'm a catch and I'm in some parallel universe where people see me differently than I really am. Wtf is up, brobots? Anyone else feel like this?
if you want someone ugly just ask any girl from this board to a date
>>24942803
don't do this, op. fembutts come with bags of crazy you do not want to be a part of.
>>24942803
I want a regular girl, not a sperge. I'm not a sperge. People just can't see that for some reason.
And fatties are automatically 3/10 or worse.
Races you have never seen in real life?
I've never seen a blasian, Eurasian or aboriginal up close before
Everything that isn't white
t.small town in ass part of eastern europe
blacks
all i've ever seen are mulattos and they were barely brown and tourists
Here's something for you
I've never seen a homeless Chinese person
Why not just date a girl who is 'slightly~' on the chubby side?
>>24942554
of course something of that size would be on TLC
>>24942554
she probably thinks herself as "dangerously underweight"
Because it will be embarrassing taking a big girl 4me home
How are old people physically attracted to each other?
it's called facing reality, or settling
you wont get young poon unless u got dem deep pockets, so if you want action you's gon haves to take whatever stares at you twice, ya feels famalam
>>24942524
definitely becoming celibate if I reach 40+, shits fucking disgusting rather fap desu
Old people don't really care about looks. Just shallow young people are obsessed with appearance. Old people just want someone that'll be there as they wither away.
>tfw 5'10 manlet
most girls are my hight, and they want nothing to do with a guy that isn't at least 2 inches taller then they are
how other manlets deal with this feel ?
find a short girl
or get lucky and get a confident tall girl so you can make children with hopefully her height genes
Move to california and get with a short girl.5'8 and most girls are 5'4 and below.
>tfw 5'8
Life is blah
i generally consider myself an agnostic, but after watching some horrible gore murder stuff just now on another board, i truly don't think it can be possible that god is real? why would a god allow such things? how can karma possibly be real?
i saw a girl get beaten and burned to death in front of a crowd. i'm white and have simple "first world problems" and am safe in my apartment. why am i protected and she wasnt? why is most of the world completely fucked up? how is anything this terrible a "lesson" lol?
>>24942217
it's like when people say everything is gods will, when innocent little kids die of cancer when their parents are nice people and don't deserve it, let alone the kid.
>babby's first consideration of the problem of evil
>>24942311
it isn't my first time, but i havent seen gore for a while and it made me upset. so naturally i come to /r9k/ for answers
>people who take 10+ minutes to respond to you on instant message
>>24942136
And I know they're not actually doing anything of major importance, they're just too lazy.
you actually think this is a problem in your life
you are actually thinking this is a big enough deal to post online and complain about
think about that
fuck
>people who IM you and if not responded to in 3 minutes start passive aggressively apologizing for bothering/boring you
Why do I have strong, visceral hatred against tattoos? I instantly assume everyone with a tattoo is irresponsible and stupid.
Because they are.
>>24942043
Autism? I dunno.
Personally I don't have any cause I'm too shy and people would ask about them all the time, but I think tastefully done ones with nice artwork are bretty good.
i think tattoos with a meaning are ok
as in, mainly prison tattoos
>mom's turning fifty
>decide to make her a card that reflects how much time she'd dedicated to me and the way our roles towards each other have shifted with time
>think of what I consider is a cute concept
>make card
>this is the card
Fuck.
This looks like something a serial killer would make.
hahaha jesus christ man
>>24942028
Send it anyway
made me kekkle
