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I NEED SOME FUCKING HELP. I need to know your ways, how do you get on disability/unemployment plz r9k i do not want to be a fucking wage cluck, I CANT FUCKING STAND IT. and I fucking hate pepe the frog
>>24940917
Why not just try to find a comfy job?
Do you have a mental illness?
>>24940917
>hates Pepe
>posts Pepe
Embarrassing
pussys are gross
prove me wrong
>>24940869
ur gross
>>24940869
m8 you're gay
>>24940969
that one doesn't look bad, but the majority of them are like car crash aftermaths
>not op
Anyone who lives in britain or europe I would like to ask.
Do you think living in the countryside comfy, I am asking because I thinks it's quite nice
> far away from many cities and the noise the city brings
>surrounded by country life and many forests or fields perfect for many winter or summer afternoon walks (that is of course if there is a pathway that goes past a field)
>people will leave you alone at first but over time after talking to the community (and being white) they might accept you
I want to know /R9k/ opinion and see if this is comfy.
GrEw up country side in austria, beauitful landscape, most people or nice and friendly, used to smoke a loy of weed with my friends on sunny days in Ghe woods or on some fields tripping on shrooms
Living in the counrty is nice but boring when you are younger
A lot of Dutch countryside is pure ordnung.
Sounds like you had fun in the countryside but like you said not the place most young people want to be.
>you will never date christine
why live?
>>24940614
I'M CHRISTIAN WESTON CHANDLER!
YOU ARE ONLY
CHRIS!
CHANDLER!
>>24940614
>she will never slap 'sonic adventure' from your hands
>she will never pepper spray you and tell you not to call anyone
>>24940614
I thought thisthinggot locked up?
Are you supposed to look a girl in the eyes for the whole time you talk with her?
look at her shirt
its the best solution
>>24940490
need helpe robotos
>>24940490
>Are you supposed to look a girl in the eyes for the whole
fembot with a chest here.
i can't do the meeting eyes thing. i show a lot of cleavage so guys stare and don't notice my autismal behaviour as much.
>actually told more than one guy, 'hey, my tits are down there' when they keep trying to make eye contact
guys don't find that funny for some reason tho.
Hey /r9k/, I just wanted to thank you for all of your advice the past few months on how to get a girlfriend. I was told to just "bee myself :^)" and a girlfriend would come to me. Right now I'm dating a cute Asian girl who browses 4chins with me. I'm really proud of what I've accomplished in such a short time. I've finally made it. I'd like the continued support from this board.
A little backstory about me, I've been browsing this board for a little over a year and have desperately wanted a female partner who would like me for who I truly am. I am definitely no Chad, but I try my hardest to impress her. She's really made my life a lot better and I see myself being much happier everyday. Talking to her gives me the satisfaction I desperately desired for putting up with so much shit my life.
Once again, thank you /r9k/ and all of your advice.
>Asian girl
>browses 4chan
This has to be a lie, where did you meet? How did you meet? Is she really a girl? Is she cute? Does she like anime?
>>24940469
that's because you're white, faggot. whites aren't downtrodden and are normalfags by default just for being white. now get off my board
>>24940551
>This has to be a lie, where did you meet?
We met in a thread about a recent event that happened in the world. Won't say much regarding that.
>How did you meet?
She saw me comment on something on an external site, then she replied to me and I immediately said, "holy shit a girl talked to me". So I private messaged her.
>Is she cute?
Yes, very.
>Does she like anime?
Yes, actually. I like it too, but I'm not as big into it as she is.
>That kid who committed suicide
No one liked him anyway. He was so weird and quiet and alone.
>tfw that kid was you
>>24940723
Hear this shit in school one day.
>Have funny guy nerd points with Chad
>Use influence to fuck this person over
"Not cool bro, you wanna fight!"
>Chad isn't bad
>Brutus is though
>feel lonely one night
>decide to call an escort
>ask for the "girlfriend experience"
>she comes over
>play videogames all night while she nags me about stupid stuff I don't care about
normie humour is the worst
does this work? robot pls go
You could probably pull that joke off in a standup comedy routine.
>be anchor baby
>find mexican music/media (other than films) to be obnoxious and repetitive.
> don't fit in with any other mexicanos "because I'm too white "
>and don't fit in with whites
I'm going to visit my abuelas in a few days. I dress really well and I'm otter mode. What are my chances of getting laid down there?
Tambien tengo dinero pero no voy a comprarle nada a nadie, solamente a mi familia
>>24940344
do you get laid in america?
If the answer is no, you probably wont get laid here either
I'm sure you can find a community of civilized latin-americans to hang out with.
>American born hispanic
>My spanish is poor
>Disconnected from my family in Mexico
>And America
>Pass for white on a good day
I'd like to visit Mexico eventually
>tfw thinking about bringing a high end qt escort to this years family Christmas party
$300 to show I'm not a loser and then get laid afterwards....pretty good deal desu. Anyone have any hooker stories to share?
that sounds like a super dumb thing to do
what will you say after she never shows up again in your life?
"we broke up"?
why even bring a girl home then, just so they think you arent pathetic?
>>24940220
>that moment when your hooker date accidentally talks about swallowing a couple loads at the dinner table when she meant to say pass the mashed potatoes
Oh jeez anon
>>24940263
Well I kinda wanna just have sex with a 9/10 so figured if I was gonna do it might as well get as much out of the deal as I can
>born forcefully in the smallest shittiest village in the world
>nothing but retarded rednecks around me
>literally everywhere I go baseball cap, beard, camo
>were 5 hours from an amusement park and 7 hours from a city
>no matter what direction I go in there's trees and fields for 500 miles
>everyone here acts like they are in middle school still
>want to die every second I have to be here
>would literally rather be homeless but don't have the balls
>am the only person here with a superior intellect
>everyone just sits around here waiting to die
>jobs are 50 mile commutes and there's like 3 full time jobs in the whole county
>just want to leave without sitting here until I am 30
>don't have time for college
>I want to move to LA or NYC Atlanta or miami
>impossible
How do I live in a big city? I just want to live in a big city.
RRREEEEEE GET ME AWAY FROM THIS WHITE BREAD REDNECK CHICKEN SHIT ASS PLACE
HOW DO WHITE PEOPLE LIKE SMALL TOWNS SO MUCH
>born forcefully in the smallest shittiest village in the world
There are children right now where were born because of wartime rape in a village with no potable water in Sudan.
>lives less than a day's drive from an amusement park
>am the only person here with a superior intellect
first of all, lol. second of all, if you're so superior, go away from there and do something amazing
I was born in a village with 70 people. You know what I did? I moved to a fucking city and it changed my life.
What steps have you taken to try to change this?
>>24940432
is whining on /r9k/ a step?
If yes, then that. If no, then nothing.
What does your ideal partner look like?
5'-5'3"
just a hint of chub
nice bum
qt boobies
brunette
>>24940012
Probably skinny-fat, I find it cute when a man's belly ain't all flat.
Taller than me (I'm 5'9)
Well, actually as long as I find him cute it would depend on his personality.I'm not a girl
>>24940071
that feel when this is me
roboblox
>tfw no innie gf
Are innies just a meme? Do they actually feel better or is it just aesthetics?
How rare are they irl?
What would roasties feel about this pic? Jealously, anger?
Would you actually eat this kind of pussy or is that still beta?
>>24940005
I would eat that, I don't care even if it is beta.
>>24940180
Is eating pussy actually beta?
>>24940191
I don't think so but I always hear robots say it is.
I think Stacy might want my dick.
>reading common sense by thomas paine
>"wow anon, what are reading?"
>oh it's common sense. it's about government.
>"ooh you're so smart"
>always fucking smiles at me
>yesterday browsing /pol/ on my phone
>have a nice kek
>she hears me turns around and smiles at me
>"heehee anon, you laugh like an old person!"
wat do?
how close to 30 is she?
>>24939853
Become Chad, it's your destiny
>>24940251
She's 20.
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Just had my last day at target. Post your questions!
>>24939815
why do you work such a shit job?
are your parents happy they raised a failure?
How the fuck do I get a job there
I've filled so many applications but they keep denying me
What do they like to hear??
Why did Target fail so miserably in Canada?
