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Saturday night drinking edition
#yournotarobotbruv
>>24935472
>tfw no qt pornstar gf
Poleaboo is god
Hey /r9k/. KV here
I know some of you out there have some friends, and I was just wondering, how often do you guys cuddle with your bro? Sometimes when my friend comes over, we lay down on my futon and start watching a movie as je spoons me from behind while wrapping his strong arms around me. He'll stroke my hair while laying down and sometimes nuzzle my neck. It feels pretty good; I sometimes get hard but that's only because I imagine him as a girl who's cuddling me. Neither of us are gay in the slightest. We've been doing this for a couple of months now, and I'm just wondering how many other robots have experience with this kind of thing. I told my mom about it and she said it sounded very strange and that I probably shouldn't tell anyone, but she's not a guy, so she doesn't really understand.
Again, it's not a sexual thing. Neither of us are gay
Cuddling is the gayest thing you can do with a guy
>>24935329
Next you'll be sucking his dick
>not homo though
>>24935329
Dude, that's kinda gay. Not that there's anything wrong with that, but still. That's some physical intimacy with another man.
femanon here and I'm wondering how can I go about curing my yellow fever?
>>24935196
look up any asian dick that isn't attached to a pornstar
>>24935212
let me help you with that.
im 5'4, 4 inches erect.
Pee on yourself
>Tfw I measured myself again
>Thought I was 5'11
>Am actually 5'8
>Am 5'8 with a 13 year old voice, who can't grow a full beard at 23
>This is why no one takes me seriously
>This is why girls behind to counter try to hold back laughter when I speak
>This is why people think am gay
>This is why teenagers still talk about me on public transportation
It's all fucking clear now...
>>24935154
I'm 23 as well
5'9"
can't grow proper facial or body hair at all
voice is strange mixture between an adult's and a child's
I'm a KHV
my whole life is joke
it isn't going to get better
>Be 5'8.5''
>Tell girls I'm 6'0"
>they believe me
women suck at spatial awareness dude
>>24935154
Are you me? What is the solution to this?
>tfw still look and get treated like I'm 16 even though I'm 22
what are you listening to atm robots?
>>24935081
Nine Inch Nails - Pretty Hate Machine
>>24935081
sugar hill gang
>>24935081
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1T7WGasjju0
I don't know what to do
I am thinking of putting out a craigslist ad to hire a girl to take some selfie type pictures with me. Maybe 3-5 pictures. Do you think I can get her to kiss me (on the lips or on the cheek) or to hug me in one of the pictures? Do you think I can get her to sit on my lap and I'm hugging her in one of the pictures? I am thinking of paying 100 dollars to do this, like at a park during the day or something.
Have I hit an all time low? Do you think girls would do this?
You ve stolen my waifupic and now I cant start a thread with it
REEEEE
>>24935065
Yeah that's pretty fucking pathetic, dude
>>24935397
The OP pic is objectively the best pic of her in my opinion.
>>24935474
I know but then I can show it to other girls and they will see me with a girl and they will want me after that right???? Plus maybe i'll get a kiss or a hug out of the deal.
>tfw first time in here
Are you guys the cool side of 4chan?
get the fuck off my board and fuck off to soc
>>24934893
Of course. Welcome to the cool kids club
>>24934893
Leave now before it's too late
do crazy people have the introspection necessary to confirm or deny their mental instability?
I don't know what any of what you said means
>>24934822
I suppose it depends what type of crazy they are, and how far gone they are, anon. Though, of course, there are always those attention whores who like to blow everything out of proportion.
>oh em gee so depressed XDXD
>>24934822
It depends on what your definition of crazy is.
is there anything in human history more over hyped than this ?
seriously, sex isn't as good as a good fap.
vaginas smells weird and their owner are usually usless cunts.
unlike regular fap where you can just wipe your dick clean, having sex requires to take a shower and clean off the woman juice out of your cock if you don't want a death smell.
vaginas are also full of bacterias, its literally like fucking a garbage bag !
unless you really like the girl, sex isn't worth it at all.
You're not wrong at all OP. Women are disgusting inside and out.
>>24934720
>seriously, sex isn't as good as a good fap.
>>24934720
>seriously, sex isn't as good as a good fap.
Not at all, dude. Sex is understandably looked at as the be-all, end-all on here and a little over hyped, but I'd still choose it over jacking off any day.
Even if the sex is just ok, there's something about creating an emotional connection with that person that is amazing
dad put a note on my door that says "Internet off at midnight" REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>24934459
take a shit on his suitcase and show him what for
time to show him who's boss
>>24934459
change it to come on again at 12:05. that's what i did in my halo days.
why do people post on anonymous imageboards with tripcodes?
does it validate their existence somehow? Does it make them feel valued, important?
>>24934452
>does it validate their existence somehow? Does it make them feel valued, important?
Answered the question right there mate
I've heard multiple excuses including; "So I can archive my posts" and "It's fun".
It all boils down to them being an attention whore and extremely narcissistic. Just filter all of them like me and your stay in this hell hole will be slightly more enjoyable.
i just like to keep track of all my posts.
its a nice little flip though picture book of my 4chan career
plus i thnk alot of people apprechiate to know when im postng so they know its me
How does this picture make /r9k/ feel?
>>24934420
I was 13 once too
Nosoul.jpg
sad
because i know this eventually happen to me
>Step on a landmine
>Lose my legs, my dog dies
>medically discharged
>gf was cheating on me while I was away
Welp.
>>24934403
>>Step on a landmine
>hey Bill you see that? Go over there and step on it
>k
>Boooooom
Welp
lol get rekt no one forced you to go get shot by sandniggers
>>24934403
At least you didn't lose your penis though.
R...right?
Share your feels, no debates, no questions. Normalshits and women not allowed.
>inb4 people pretending to be normies and women
>inb4 can't inb4
>have birthday yesterday
>no one but mom wished me a happy birthday
>asked a person to get me helium for yesterday
>didn't get anything in the mail
>emptied one bottle of vodka
>getting ready to go outside and buy some gin
>will try to unlock the lost in The Binding of Isaac Afterbirth
>have given up on women
>started process of making a tulpa
>feeling really burned out after working on it for only half an hour a day
I didn't realize it hurt your head so much to visualize things in such detail.
In better news it's snowy and cloudy and I'm going to go to my favorite restaurant, enjoy a nice meal and read /v/ tonight, then replay Vampire The Masquerade Bloodlines.
Will be a comfy night.
>need a better income
>have no desire to do any worthwhile job
>don't have the credentials or connections to get one anyway
>need to get new tires on my car, the shits almost worn smooth
>obligated to buy nieces and nephews Christmas gifts even though they don't fucking need anything and my siblings spoil them anyway
>need to think of a gift for mom
>I have no fucking money
HOW DO I MAKE MONEY
>tfw my 9-year-old sister told me she has already had 3 boyfriends
>tfw she bullies me and calls me fat and tells me the music i listen to sucks
>tfw not even safe from stacy in my own home
Is she a roastie?
Is her youtube career over?
Why does it look so wet? I would have figured it was a dry desert down there.
>>24934204
Thank you very much Mr. Skeltal
>>24934204
who's that roastie
>>24934204
This thread is gonna get toastie soon.
