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>tfw no feet gf
Has anyone here gotten a footjob before? How was it?
I just want to rub my dick against some soft girl soles.
For any fembots here, have you ever compared a guy's dick to your own feet before?
Current gf is still getting used to it, so I've only gotten short ones. I was the hardest I've ever been.
>>24941907
How did you get her do it?
What size are her feet?
What the fuck is wrong with you faggots? Bloxoriginal
Are lesbians women?
y/n?
They are not capable of logic and only thing withing the boundaries of emotions.
So they are 100% women.
Yes I would say lesbians are women, I disagree with the assertion of Ms. Wittig.
Also, the graph makes it look like "women" are only a small subset of all possible females when in reality they are the vast majority.
Yes. Are you retarded? (also yes)
>Walk into Gamestop
>See this
>The game you want is directly behind her
wat do?
>>24941718
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cEuU64Zt4B0
>>24941718
>The game you want is directly behind her
>3DS
good joke
>>24941718
>"Excuse me, I need to grab that mario game for my little brother's christmas gift."
what are some good animes /r9k? pic related is the only one i saw so far this year
None anime is cancer and for faggot normies
>>24941651
I really like naruto ball z. I can't wait for him to become the Hokey Pokey and defeat Fridgerator.
>>24941651
I like highschool dxd. It's not bad and has my waifu.
ITT: Things people said that hit too close to home
>decide to try online dating
>decent looks; prestigious career; friends
>"curvy" women and single moms wink and like my photos
>message women in my league
>no replies except one
>"the only reason why you'd ever be on here was if you were awkward around women so no thanks"
She knew. You can't win.
>>24941441
pretty sure you're just ugly and/or short
>>24941499
5'11 and not ugly. I get attention in real life but I can't flirt. My messages were probably cringe worthy too for the same reason
proof show us your looks or gtfo
american thread
post here if your american
I am a real American
>>24941295
>your BMI will never touch 3 figures :(
Mudslimes GET OUT
GET OUUUUTTT
GO HOME
Would you robots let an ugly girl suck your cock? Have you ever gotten a bj you regretted?
Do ugly girls give better head since they're desperate to please?
Are femanons self conscious about how they look sucking cock?
>>24941288
>Would you robots let an ugly girl suck your cock?
Yes, I have.
>Have you ever gotten a bj you regretted?
No, I haven;t.
>Do ugly girls give better head since they're desperate to please?
They tend to try harder, but that doesn't mean they're necessarily better.
>Are femanons self conscious about how they look sucking cock?
Said ugly girl switched the light off.
How ugly are we talking? I certainly wouldn't want someone like and abo or Adalia Rose to be slobbin on me. If we're just talking about your average chinese chick then yes.
>>24941803
>How ugly are we talking?
OP's pic level ugly.
You go to sleep one night and the next morning you've been transformed into a petite really cute girl.
You will be stuck in this form for the rest of your life. What do you do?
>>24941216
Masturbate and kill myself.
>>24941216
Get a fuckload of beta orbiters and have them buy me a ninja 300 so I can style on pussy niggas
probably ride the cock carousel
This thread is for you, Alexa
>>24941192
good to hear from u ;^)
>>24941225
what happened to your benis famalam
>>24941248
i got the tip pierced other than that it's exactly the same :)
my balls on the other hand ;)
ITT we play find the robot
>>24941176
Guy with afro.
Hard mode
>>24941233
Blue tie dye shirt
>>24941233
i always laugh when i see jags guy
Some of you guys are alright.
depression sucks...
I wouldn't hurt a fly though. I want to love this world, but people are so cruel.
meh, another day..
good night guys.
>>24941124
Don't give up anon. Never forget the beauty you may have once perceived
>>24941124
Well said. I share the same feels.
drugs will help you
i used to be depressed 24/7
now i don't feel anything at all
who is this kid?
>>24941041
He's the proof that all fags are pedophiles
>>24941041
I miss Nathan ;_;
>>24941095
what's his back story?
Whats up fags. How's your night going?
I'm just enjoying a delicious meal of tendies while playing vidia on my $1500 gaming PC that I got for FREE from my GFs dad.
The same GF that I'm going to be visiting later to fuck the living hell out of her perfect innie pussy.
Afterwords I might watch TV while she makes me some food and then I'll wrap up with a few beers before bed.
Stay mad robots
>bragging about poverty tendies
Your monitor looks really cheap and your using Windows 7 which also indicates poorness. You a lying mothafucka aint ya.
your life sounds kinda boring
>All these distortions, however, ignore the most fundamental distinction of all: the eccentric is strange because he cares too little about society, the weirdo because he cares too much. The eccentric generally wants nothing more than his own attic-like space in which he can live by his own peculiar lights. The weirdo, however, resents his outcast status and constantly seeks to get back into society, or at least get back at it.
>A society needs the eccentric as much as it needs a decorated frame for the portrait it fashions of itself; it needs the weirdo as much as it needs a hole punched through the middle of the canvas.
you guys are all weirdos
>tfw no money
>tfw don't have a bed
>tfw rent what is essentially a storage locker
>tfw put down a sleeping mat between my piles of drums, canvasses, borrowed synthesizers, and collage materials
>tfw once I had a seizure because oil paint fumes in enclosed space
>tfw bring girls back to my place
>they love it and are happy to fuck on the floor
>tfw i'm a loveable eccentric
feels p good
>>24940972
Well tipped, m'sir.
I loved that show
ITT: Red flags for girls
>her favorite YuruYuri character is Sakurako
>she watches anime
>she plays video games
>she watches sports
>she is not interested in anything beyond shallow tastes such as clothing, awful music, who has a cuter purse etc.
Sakurako is so qt though, what is wrong with you?
>tfw no sakurako demanding me to do her hw
>she has hairy arms or legs
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