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ITT we describe our lives with one sentence.
>Should I? No.
Tfw this is my life too, that's the answer to all the.quest ons of my life
>should I ask her
>should I try and become a policeman
>should I travel Europe
>should I go t I the gym
I have been made bear witness of consequences of my flaws through circumstance not of my making.
What a useless lump of flesh.
First day outta prison lads and I'm straight back onto r9k.
>>24942563
What did u do
Did you start a little beta uprising?
>>24942563
mtg is that you
>>24942627
Assault 1st degree mate, and sort of.
>>24942715
Sorry what?
Why is the ocean so mysterious?
Post ocean things
love this image
>>24943316
Muh wallpaper.
Would post but I'm on my phone
Haven't seen one of these threads in a while
You are stranded on an deserted island with a 13 year old girl, a 16 year old girl, and a 19 year old girl. They are sisters. What do you do?
post this thread again
Start trying to figure a way off the island,
Make 16 year old watch her little sister and find provisions as the 19 year old and I start fashioning a raft.
kill them and create dried meat out of their flesh, I don't know how long I'll be stranded and I need protein to survive.
Bought an excessive amount of MTG cards Friday. Pretty sure I bombed the test on that day too. How are you all doing
I'm losing it. my memory has gotten so shit
>>24942459
Do you know why? I'm the same way on some SSRI's
>>24942436
>Bought an excessive amount of MTG cards Friday. Pretty sure I bombed the test on that day too.
That sounds like my day. At least I cracked a woodland bellower and a sword of the animist.
Does a Redpill Level 4 exist?
Getting women pregnant and abandoning them.
>>24942120
>tips fedora
Yes society is biased towards women but they are naturally weak and dumb as fuck, its only fair desu
Yeah, Eliot Rodger
Do attractive people get shit on for looking the way they do? Have you ever seen someone bully a good-looking person?
What do you think are the cons of being good-looking?
literally none
original
My wife might poison or stab me if I ever leave her.
No
No
There aren't any.
why do people pretend like free will exists?
>pretend
Because nobody really has free will.
/thread
Because it does depending on how strict you want your definitions to be. We're free within our fates.
It does exist, I've argued for it a billion times on 4chan, you guys will never listen.
since this board has become so hostile to regular dudes due the influx of reddit newfags, i've decided to make a normie thread. this is a safe space for normies.
post about girlfriends, your job, dating, what you're doing with friends tonight, whatever. the only rule is: no REEposting or telling us to get out. you fucking :"robots" have the whole rest of the board
Girlfriend is working so I am at home drinking wine and playing TF2, what about you op?
just put my daughter to sleep. gonna have a few drinks and watch a film with the wife. Probably gonna fuck after that.
>>24941706
Had sex a couple times with my girlfriend today. Thought I was gonna get to hang out with my buddy, but he hasn't texted me back yet.
Who /manchild/ here?
>tfw mommy still cuts up my steak for me because she is scared I will still choke on big pieces
>tfw mom still tells me to take a bath and I fight it
>tfw still play with toys at the dinner table
>>24941541
My mom still takes me to get my haircut.
>>24941541
pretty nightmarish desu senpai, I feel sorry for your mommy
>>24941541
Excellent meme
Im more partial to the ironic nigger pepe myself
This is both cute and sensual.
How do I get a girl to do this to me?
>>24941145
get a qt grillfriend
play around
ask for random fun shit
ask for her to kiss cock
introduce taking photos sometime during this
take photo of this
fin.
>have penis
>have camera
>>24941217
>get a qt girlfriend
Excuse me? How?
The last one died
Anyway, you guys know what to do
Talk about yugioh new and old
Have fun
>dont want to go back to Dolls/Negroz/BA/Qli meta
>dont want to go forward into pendulum ass domination meta
Im scared robots
>>24940916
What meta do you want?
HAT?
dragons?
Inzektor?
GOAT?
>>24940916
Just play an Exodia deck with Normal Pendulum cards.
ITT: Red flags for boys
I'll start with an easy one
>he likes asian girls
>>24940437
why is that a red flag?
>tfw have never seen a non-white person in my life
get on my level
>>24940501
because she is an ugly white girl and doesnt like competition from more attractive and intelligent women
>>24940502
where are you from?
>uncle offers me a job for $37 an hour
>burning corpses at the crematorium
what the fuck do i do /r9k/
>>24940059
i mean
is 37/h alot? and how many corpses per hour
kinda degenerat job
Are you stupid? Take him up on his offer.
>>24940059
burn corpses at a crematorium, obviously
What did your wives/gfs make for your dinner?
>>24939840
I don't have a wife or gf and I haven't eaten all day because I'm too lazy my man
>>24939840
My wife's bull took us out to eat.
>>24939987
toppest of all keks
