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Ladies, post up your biggest red flag names for boys
I'll start
>Josh
Griffin
>Jonathan
terrible name
Waiting patiently for my own
>inb4 someone posts Ivan thinking that's my actual name
>Colombian black coffee
>falafel
>zephryhills water
>chocolate milk
>steak
>steak fries
>raspberry lemonade
>chocolate m&m ice cream
>>24943729
>implying I ever have the energy or motivation to go get food
But actually today I ate fried eggs and rice. I've only had one meal and it's dinner time already. I'll probably not eat dinner.
>Pepper steak
>tempura and white race
Al made by my qt Chinese gf
>>24943729
>Four crumpets with butter
>A mug of tea
>Chicken tortellini in a tomato and mascarpone sauce
>Garlic bread
>A handful of Custard Creams
>A mug of coffee
>Two satsumas
>My own weight in Pepsi max
Am I heading for an early grave, lads
>want to join army infantry
>have myopia
Am i fucked?
>>24943675
Fuck dude I love killing haha sucks for you, jelly? I get to kill with impunity and you have to work in the factory
>>24943675
>want to join army infantry
You're already fucked. Army is for Chads and retards but mostly retarded Chads with autism.
>have myopia
Might be good luck, if it prevents you from enlisting then it's probably done you one of the greatest services you've ever received.
Seriously, don't go Army. Only the Marines are a shittier branch, and half of that is just because they're just such enormous suckers of their own cocks.
i have ambylopia and im army infantry
Would you rather:
A. Your whole family finds your incest folder
B. Your whole family finds your loli folder
C. Your whole family finds your trap/twink/boypussy folder
D. Your whole family finds your suicide note
Just pretend that you have all of the above
D. Suicide note.
Mental issues are more acceptable than weirdo porn.
i only have a suicide note
i think i'd go with c in this hypothetical situation
>>24943617
>C. Your whole family finds your trap/twink/boypussy folder
Only degenerates have the above, it is such an implausible scenario.
>made okc account
>message a shit ton of girls over the course of a years
>finally develop some game
> get a message from qt kind of nerdy chick
>turns out she is exactly my type
>talk and snap snapchat each other for two weeks
>don't have to hide behind fabricated chad persona
>feels natural talking to her
>she told me shes a virgin I don't know if its true but I kind of believe her even tho r9k made me believe all women are lying whores
> find my self really liking her
>yesterday she asks to meet up
>ask if I drive
>stupidly say yes even tho I can't
>i'm a robot neet
>haven't spoken to her all day
>she messaged me twice today
If things were different I think i'd actually have a chance with her . I should just cut contact right ?
I mean she will probably do it to me if i tell her I lied.
>tfw probably will never have a chance like this again
>tfw soo close yet so far from having my dream gf
Lie to her.
>>24943593
But what do i say she will want to meet eventually
I can't keep up this lie forever
Be straight with her, and explain why you lied.
If she really likes you she'll understand and forgive you, and the two of you can move on and try to work something else out.
If she doesn't really like you and stops talking to you when you admit you lied, then she was a judgemental whore and would have ruined your life anyway.
But coming from a guy who also can't drive, you should really put in the effort to get licensed to be quite honest family. It cuts you off from so many experiences and so much independence.
Post you're pure waifu
Anna a qt
>>24943444
Elsa is best waifu
>tfw Christmas parade passed through this morning blasting "Do you wanna build a Snowman"
Bianca is the true waifu
If so, what made her special, did you love her right away, do you still love her?
>girls need not answer as girls cannot feel love. Girls mistake lust, hornyness, and wanting to be used as a fuck toy for love.
I've only ever loved one girl, and I have for over 10 years. I vividly remember the first time I saw her and how it made me feel. Every single detail. Every other girl I've been with was nothing compared to the way I felt for her.
What's sad is that deep down I know this girl is exactly like every other girl I've ever met. There are no such things as unicorns. And that the way I feel about her is completely illogical, and contradicts my personality and other opinions entirely.
You can call me a loser or a C uck for feeling this way. But I despise other women and would never let them take advantage of me. Their nature and the fact they can't make me feel the way she did only furthers my dislike of women in general.
But for some unknown reason, for her it is different. I haven't seen or talked to her in over ten years, but it's rare a day goes by I don't think about her. Even when I'm involved with other women.
I would do anything for her to love me, to have her, to be able to do everything in my power to provide and protect her, to be able to make her happy. I hate myself for failing to do this. But I hate myself even more, because I know,
>that she is exactly like every other woman
>>24943795
What happened between you two?
>>24943433
Im interested in this, seeing a girl at the moment, she is definitely way more attractive than me and i generally enjoy her company. But i don't feel i love her? I don't feel excited to see her or the desired to text her at all some day etc. Will it grow? It's bugging the hell out of me :(
Been awhile since we had one of these.
Get in here, blackbots. Discuss your feels.
>be black
>hear about that Eurasian cop raping all those black women
>masturabte to the thought of it happening to me
>>24943401
>tfw ran out of jerk sauce and the usual place I get it from hasn't got any in yet.
i hate this world. i feel so bad that im black in a world that hates black. feels so fucking bad
I have an interview for a police officer job on Monday /r9k/. What do I tell them when they see on my personal history papers that I've never had a gf?
I want to be a cop too but I'm afraid it's a job for supernormies. I don't have a passion for any of the typically "robot" jobs but my shitty personality/genetics have fucked me over.
maybe you could try making up a girlfriend or something? like creating a character with just enough info to be believable and telling them you don't keep in touch anymore? I don't like the idea of lying in this situation but you have to do what you have to do, normies have simply stacked the cards so highly in their favor.
>>24943476
bro there is no conceivable way that they wouldn't uncover that in the background check.
I mean being a 21 yo with no former SO isn't that weird right? For all I know they might assume I'm some Chad who gets laid but is too much of a douche to actually date anyone.
This might be seen as an asset if you play it off right.
They probably like the idea of someone without a partner that has the potential to fuck things up or distract the cop from his duties.
Cops have really high rates of affairs within marriage as well. The men are always fucking the women in those offices.
Manlet here
I posted last week that because of my height (5'6") I cannot get a gf.
Of course the random normies butted in and said it's all my personality, my height is just an excuse not to try.
Well this just come across my normie book feed.
Keep in mind this is how all women think. I'm fucked. If you're under 5'8" you may as well kill yourself.
>mfw 6'0 and squandering good height genes by being a fat NEET
>mfw there's nothing you can do about it
>>24943224
Like she said, everyone knows this already
>>24943343
I know
And I said this too but everyone kept saying I was just making excuses for myself.
But I have no real chance.
Hey guys /lgbt/ here
I really really really recommend fucking hookers if you're KV. Some of you might actually be repressed faggots and not know it. I thought I was straight until I fucked hookers, realized my trap fantasies were far more interesting and now I've lost all interest in women. Turns out I never actually had any genuine interest to begin with, just a societal desire to "be a man". I'm astounded, I really thought I wanted a gf and sex but nah, I'd rather be pounded in the ass. Think about it.
Even if you aren't faggot I bet money that 60% of /r9k/ is frustrated about being a virgin not because they actually want to have sex but because they want validation from society. You fuck and you realize "wow it's fucking nothing" and get on with your life.
>"I don't want to fuck a hooker because it won't count"
Exactly what I am talking about, It's all really about validation not sex, If this is the case even if you don't fuck the hooker you can realize that you are creating your own problem by creating a game where you must get sex in (this) specific way or else you won't get the "prize" that you made up for yourself.
I hate to be that guy but seriously you all need to stop obsessing over losing your virginity. You may not even actually care about losing it or if you do then just fucking take the clear easy method that has been laid out for you instead of purposefully putting up barriers then complaining it's too hard to achieve.
are you in the us? seems kinda sketchy to go through backpages
>he thinks being attracted to traps means your gay
I fucking hate it when /r9k/ visitors make a long ass thread describing shit /r9k/ has heard like 500x over the last 6 years
12 days till chrimbo edition
First for shitty filter
Life is a highway
that feel when i look back at how much of a normie i was 3 years ago and remembering specific shit like how girls started to take pics with me when i became more attractive and feeling depressed as fuck that i became shut in straight after that
would have been so easy to become a full on normie and get with loads of girls and shit but i fucking decided to become neet and do nothing and now all i do is go to my part time job and never leave the house
i could easily do it again but im too scared to change
Post your balances!
>>24934985
>tfw don't have online access to the account where my money is put
Do we go to the same bank, OP? Could you give me a few bucks?
need to get back into csgo betting desu
It's Saturday night. Post your party station
jesus christ, f a m...
>>24943121
nigga u need help
All I need in my life in one picture.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkxjuznXLP0
So how many people have YOU had sex with?
Respond below
>>24943109
waiting for people to say 0
>>24943109
This made me sad
none
also
>buzzfeed
