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>>24934985
>tfw don't have online access to the account where my money is put
Do we go to the same bank, OP? Could you give me a few bucks?
need to get back into csgo betting desu
about 100euros
>>24934985
I have about 8 bucks in my pocket.
>>24935057
Bumping, please give me just a couple bucks OP, I need money for food I have nothing in my fridge
>tfw on benefits
;_;
I just took out a relative fuckload for a holiday coming up
stay mad wagekucks
Minus 500 quid
Being poor is suffering. When I get paid next week I will go back to zero or 100 then back into the overdraft.
>>24934985
>mfw i have to get timing belt changed next year
>>24935344
what are your expenditures and earnings, ffam?
>>24934985
I just bought 04 chevrolet impala
>>24935232
If you were here I'd give you my spare change.
About 3000 Euros. Never worked a day in my life and live on my own.
No online banking, but last I saw it was ~$25,000.
Not bad for wagekuking at a minimum wage job for two years. Still live with my parents so no rent charges!
>>24935414
lt's the thought that counts
>>24935400
>2015
>Still using BofA
>>24935388
It's my fault mostly since I like to buy vidya and tech stuff. Probably about 100 worth of stuff at least. (A few games on sale usually)
Usually I get around 660 a month. 200 goes to my parents.I buy extra shopping when we need it also.
I've spent the year recovering my account, since I was about -2000 down due to Uni being so fucking expensive.
Hopefully in a few months I'll be in savings.
>>24935484
Just kidding, my stomach is rumbling and the thoughts cannot satisfy it
309 wagekekbux
>kill me
>>24935505
Better than chase and wells Fargo from my experience
>>24935651
I was about to say thank you for making me feel good about being selfish.
The truth is I'm not giving you any money because it's my money and I need all of it. Sorry.
>tfw don't have more money
If I am going to buy motorcycle most of this will be gone.
>>24935261
was about to ask if you were a brit but then saw the pound sign and felt stupid
>>24934985
>mfw 150k euro in stocks/flat but only 3k euro in my bank account.
>>24935641
>Probably about 100 worth of stuff at least
>i waste money on autism
>reee why am i so poor
fuck you, honestly.
Still got some left.
>>24936553
go back to reddit with your newfagness
>before holiday shopping
>>24934985
I have 8 dollars to my name at the moment. Going on weed or cigarettes.
>>24936633
mad wagekek
>>24936651
I feel bad for you my man.
Hanging in there barely
>>24936467
please don't bomb us
chad here, sup
whoever feels poor, dont worry
recent study showed that more than 51% of people aged 18-27 have less than 1k in savings in US
and US salaries are (depending on field) 20~60% higher than their counterparts in Europe, let alone Asia
I don't have a job, this is just settlement money. Only part of it, actually. Ask me again in 6 months and it will probably be 6 figures.
$10000 in the bank
$1500 in a credit union
$15 in my wallet
>>24938321
What happened to you?
>>24938321
>checking
seriously
I'm too afraid to look. Probably have like -$100.
>>24937604
nice dude, looks better than mine, and im a doctor (residency salary)
>>24938393
What?
>>24938372
High speed car accident that wasn't my fault. I have implants now.
I figured my paycheck would be in by now but nope.
>>24938586
post cyborg parts pls
>>24934985
She brought the globes balances en een flinke dot insanity!
>>24938723
Sorry senpai, a picture of my x-ray could give me away, and I don't want people to know how much money I have (or how much I'm getting). I'll say that there's a rod and screws.
I'm at like $500, fucking drugs man
>>24938807
you are on 4chan m8
I have like 120 right now, one check coming wednesday, probably 3 hundred ish.
And I started doing lyft/uber so i'll be making more money faster by next week in time to blow it all on gifts and bills and car.
Only way I can see my balance is on my phone and the app blocks screen shots
I have 42 euro cents I don't think i'd lie about that
>all this money and still can't afford to buy a decent apartment
a little over 400. want to save up
being poor and stupid sucks
I've got this, 4k in cash, and about 5k in a 401k. I live in the shitend of Muricaland so I plan to use this to buy a house. I'll probably end up killing myself and no one will find me for two months like my uncle... so goes the life of a worthless kv robot.
>>24938919
Buy land.
>>24938983
Just send me the money then you fag, if you're going to off yourself at least make yourself useful and provide me with some survival money so I don't die.
>>24938919
>buy
>apartment
>being a citykek
>EVER
jesus fucking christ.
Is this why people laugh when others brag about making $30 an hour? Is living as a citykek THAT expensive?
>>24939047
>being a ruralkek
>EVER
And no it isn't.
>single life
>single life
>>24939132
>student money
>>24938983
why, bruv? no gf? you got brain problems?
not trying to come across like a twat but if i had that kind of money i'd run around and do shit for lels.
>>24939047
>>24938987
I just want to rent it out as an investment property. It wouldn't even be in the city, it'd be out in the suburbs.
I live in Sydney though, we have insane housing prices.
Better post: Post your recent transactions
>>24939258
A lifetime of a shit tier, wagekek job as a friendless, ugly, kv loser is like being slowly killed by a midget with a wooden spoon. After I move out of my mom's disgusting rundown house, I'll be living paycheck to paycheck from the mortgage. I don't think I'll be able to take it, but my mom is kicking me out...
>>24935383
How did you make your tripcode say hitler?
It's getting a little better
>>24939558
Working part-time, spending every dime on booze and food. Sounds like a college robot to me.
>>24935232
How serious are you anon? Post a timestamp of your arm to prove you are a male also.
>>24939558
I pay for everything with cash bro. You should start doing that too.
only money i have to my name.
Maybe i have 5 bucks in my wallet.
>not posting your debt as well
>>24940045
I owe about 75k for student loans. I'm gonna default on them eventually.
>>24935331
neet trips checked
No debt, no job.
300$ in my wallet.
L-liven the dream.
$6,000 at the moment. Who jelly here?
>>24940099
how do you just "default" on loans?
750 pounds but something like 17500 pounds of student loans (although I dont pay till I make at least 21k a year.)
fucking robot let me post the pound sign
>>24940303
Last I checked you could, it's just that it takes an extremely long time for that to happen.
>>24940385
and when you do pay it back, let's say you're earning 30k a year you'll be paying back 30 pounds a month pretty much. It's a joke of a loan
>>24935331
>stay mad wagekucks
> flashes a day and a halfs pay
Wew lad
I top 100k with my other checking and saving accounts
I need so much more.
>>24934985
98 Pounds in current account, but 38 to come out tomorrow for phone/internet bill. I'm quite a poorfag.
>>24939558
All mine say is AmiAmi
One of my accounts
To NEETs:
>you never even see this kind of money
To wagefriends:
>if you are determined, you will make it
Keep truckin, friendos
>>24941807
another account
>tfw losing 5k is no longer even worth noting
Five years ago it would have destroyed me
>>24934985
>20,000 in the bank
>posting here
GET THE FUCK OUT NORMIE!ODPWSFKAOSDDSA
YOU HAVE ENOUGH TO BUY CLOTHES AND REAL FOOD YOU ARE
A
NORMIE
>>24941807
>>24941930
Fake. Story doe?
AU dollars
>>24934985
40k savings minus 24k Student loans equals 16k total pounds in the bank
Literally $0. I might actually have negative.
fml just end it now
>>24936467
you could set up a jewelry shop just above your lawyer office!
>>24934985
>>24936467
>>24937604
>>24941807
>>24941930
aye white boy lemme get dat befo I blast all a yall crackas.
Inever earned any of this, just family dying.
>>24941807
fake and gay. crappy b8.
>>24938321
i dont understand 5 or 6 figures .
let me a europe bro , what is 6 figure ...
>>24942488
your family isn't worth very much.
have 10.000 euros in my suitcase , BC government is checking it bc if you have money you cant get any shit done.
on my bank accoount around 2.000 euro;s.
>>24939698
there's a bruteforce program out there which tests all possibilities (takes some time) and reports back which tripcode produces the desired string.
>>24941807
Is there anything you'd want us to do for even $10? Most of us are poorfags and you could have some fun
>>24942488
you'r blessed.
>>24942488
what the fuck, why is the dot and comma backwards?
>>24942657
everything is backwards in euroland.
Streets are backwards. Dates are backwards. Even their dicks are backwards.
>>24942574
A bit. But most of it is still in houses, and 25k are at another bank invested.
>>24942640
Id rather have family :(
>>24942657
Europoor
>>24942657
German way of doing numbers.
doin ok i guess
>this is the chad cancer i'm sharing this board with...
it feels horrible... yeah i'm done with this site, going back to wizchan.
Bane for president!
>>24942912
>using ellipses
>implying having savings makes you chad
>implying youre not underage
>>24942912
OP here, I am not Chad; I live with my parents, pay no rent, buy no food, have no friends, and no hobbies. All I have is a good job and I save every penny of it. I am the most boring man of all time.
>>24939689
Why not try to improve yourself/your life?
I don't earn much but I like what I do for a living, I'm not bad looking since I started taking good care of myself, I just mostly play games / hang out with gf / party like 2 times a week and honestly life's not bad. You just gotta keep trying man.
>>24942956
i'm 27 and i only have 1k in my bank before my neet life is over, meanwhile i come here and see normalscum cancer bragging their 80k inheritance.
fuck this place. i'm out.
>>24943034
why? so you can neet it up when you;re too old and broken to enjoy it?
what if you die tomorrow?
>>24943087
I keep telling myself I'm saving to move to California. But really I just love a life of little to no expenses. Seeing my bank account grow gives me joy.
Anyone here play with stocks?
>>24939879
I'm very serious, anon
I can only buy some bread and make toast all week
>>24941807
>>24941930
Nice fake, oy vey muh shekels
4k plus $21 in my steam account trading up from $20 (I bought $10 worth of games too)
thats like $4.02k
>>24943238
>But really I just love a life of little to no expenses. Seeing my bank account grow gives me joy.
Truly the best of poor obedient goyim
>>24943310
Post paypal with that same arm, do you prefer dollar or pounds?
>>24940951
>day and a half earns you 1000
oh yeah, so you earn $62 an hour?
uh huh, yeah ill bet, robot.
>>24935417
probably going to want to convert that to USD soon
>tfw $0.02 balance
>tfw unemployable because my fucking parents forced me into mental health treatment shit that stays on record forever
>>24934985
>Keeping more than a month's expenses in a checking/savings account. Enjoy getting raped by inflation
>>24943849
where should I keep it then, mr economist man?
>>24943881
Buy shares in Shekelberg ltd, goy!
>>24943672
I prefer dollars
pfft get on my fucking level neetcuks
>>24943923
can't read that 4th letter anon
is it [email protected]?
>>24943713
$62 an hour is really not that unreasonable if you've worked a trade for a decent time or do /g/ shit.
>>24943953
it's [email protected]
I write my a's weird
>>24941930
Wagekek in training, I will still never see money like that unless I decide to work in stocks or banking basically
>tfw with my current insurance my medication copay costs $1700 a month
Feels great to be alive
I usually have nothing left after rent and phone bill and gas. I need to find a better job.
>>24944044
Sorry about this anon but paypal wants me to do a security check with a phone I don't have anymore. Their UK call centres don't open until 9am on Sundays so I can't send anything at the moment.
I'm not the millionaire btw, but in May when I couldn't afford food a robot sent me some money so I could eat, I always promised myself I'd return the favour some day, so I'll definately send you something as soon as I get this fucking paypal account back open.
>tfw a richfag will never take pity on you, and spend money on trying to find out what your mystery illness is with top professionals so that you can get back on your feet and live your life
Money isn't everything, but in some cases it really is, and I am a frugal man who loves the basics of life.
>>24944374
That's fine, anon, it's better than nothing. You're very kind and I appreciate anything I can get. I can survive for a while, I have my wits.
[email protected] if anyone wants to send me shit
I need 120 $ to pay to take my GED tests.
[email protected]
Please
gotta love it when your work rekts your bank acc and only had this much money for 2 months
>uni/wagekek
>5 years a wagekek
>only spend money on food and occasional vid
>no gf to spend money on
40k in college debt though, unfortunately.
>>24944374
Mine does too, wtf happened with paypal recently
>>24944799
>recently
I'm guessing you've never been a PayPal seller. PayPal is one of the most abusive companies I know of.
>>24944799
I tried sending pounds instead of dollars as that sometimes works apparently, didn't this time.
I downloaded the app, didn't work. I don't know but I'll call them tomorrow, never had trouble with paypal before.
Can I have money to build a pc?
not only did work fuck me over i was also supposed to move out next week but ive been dipping in to my savings account so [email protected] is my acc if anyone wants to help me out
>>24944978
>ive been dipping in to my savings account
The horror! You have extra money for emergencies and you're using it in an emergency!
Try having no money at all. I haven't eaten in two days.
>>24945025
I feel you been living on.water for around a week been stealing food to get by hopefully your shit improves
>>24945077
i've been stealing food too
All these anons so poor they have to go hungry/steal food
I've been there bros, I feel for ya.
>>24945077
>>24945111
what do you guys do? my roommate used to nab blocks of cheese from Wal Mart. He'd walk around for twenty minutes with them in his pocket before leaving.
>>24941807
What kind of investments do you have.
>>24945132
Found a blind camera spot just stufd my pockets and walk out usually buy what i can afford. I dont like feeling like a scumbag
>>24945163
Most likely born rich or very lucky.
>>24945169
why not go on food stamps? the amount of people I see who use EBT on any given day at the store is absurd.
>>24945132
really depends on where i am, and the layout of the store. today i went to a store with hot chicken wings and i boxed mine, left them in a random aisle, get a single soda with my foodstamp money, and put the chicken in my grocery bag and walk out. someties i just put shit in my pocket. and you know what else has worked for me? just walking in and getting exactly what you want and then just walking out of the store with confidence
>>24945132
Work a shitty grocery store job. After we finish shift at night i stuff my pockets with food from shelves and freezers near the employee exit. There have been weeks where I didn't have to buy any food cause my stealing from the week piled up to be enough.
umm
i dont know what this means
>>24937604
>having 50k in checking
T O P K E K
dumbfuck.
>>24945268
your bank's website is probably going through maintenance. or China is in there.
>>24945200
I live in iceland middle of batshit no where no such thing here last time i was homeless i found a nice place in an apartment building next to a water heater was pretty cozy
Homeless crap isnt a big thing here and i cant apply for welfare cause of my "outstanding work history"
I just spent a whole bunch of money. Need to get back to saving hardcore. I'm also switching to my first 6 figure job in 2016. Wish me luck boys
>>24945025
my savings acc has been depleted for a month or so ive been living off stolen bread and water cus my parents dont ever give me food i know what its like to have no food and it feels bad man
>>24944877
Nope I barely ever use paypal, got a security email today though.
If anyone wants to send me anything so I can get some groceries or something I'd appreciate it
>>24945025
>Try having no money at all. I haven't eaten in two days.
Good way to lose weight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTAud5O7Qqk
>>24945363
How do you guys have internet and places of residency?
Savings looks good but that's kind of a lie. Taxes aren't taken out of my paycheck, so I save the money I think I should be paying there. I should have 1150 in that account, but I'm short about 250 because I needed to buy new boots and a new espresso machine since my old ones fell apart/died. I have most of the money to put back in that account coming to me soonish, though. Spent almost 2k on Christmas gifts.
>>24939738
about to go back down as I pay rent though
Is Bank of America as bad as everyone says it is?
>>24945132
I take food from our expiration bin that's supposed to go in the dumpster, I don't really consider it stealing when the products are just getting thrown out.
I have $35,000 in my checking/savings account.
It's quite a pathetic amount to have when you're 24 years old and have been working for over a year. Then again, I only make $15/hr even though I graduated college
feels fucking pathetic man
>>24945505
It's a liability issue. If you get ill from food that isn't sold you could theoretically sue them.
>>24945417
Usually income is so low that you sacrafice food for essential bills so you don't start to accumulate debt.
My email is [email protected] if anyone is feeling generous, but I'd rather you send it to [email protected] first as he needs it more.
>>24945534
Do you want to feel better about yourself by helping a fellow anon buy some food and maybe some clothes from a thrift store?
>>24945363
Whats your paypal? Robot filter passs
>>24945579
[email protected] I think.....that email should work.
robot panhandlers are funnier than real panhandlers because it's like picturing a street bum using the library computer.
>>24945608
I hope you never have to be in the situation that I was once in, and other robots are in now.
>mfw retarded robots leave their cash sitting in the Jew banks instead of investing it into index stocks so they can live off dividends
Apex kek
>>24945534
That's not too bad, I'm 23 and only have 16k. It'd probably be over 20 if it weren't for having a car and getting my wisdom teeth taken out but I still feel like shit because I can't afford to go to college.
>>24945629
I'm sorry, now I feel bad.
>>24945363
>>24944481
>>24944275
>>24937468
Send these ppl monay
about 250k USD
>>24945579
>>24945597
Did it work? That's definitely my email..
Back in May a robot sent me some money when I couldn't afford food, or gas money for my new job I was about to start that week.
My faith in humanity was restored that day. I'm going to send him a little christmas bonus in a week.
Being poor is bad enough, being a poor robot with no one offline to turn to is magnitudes worse.
>>24945713
I'm in the same situation you were back then now. What feels worse is when someone gets your hopes but but it turns out they're just playing games because it amuses them.
>>24945579
OK I guess you changed your mind. Thanks anyway anon. :)
>>24945789
I don't know if you're referring to
>>24944374
but as soon as I can phone paypal when their call centre opens I'll send some money
>>24945902
Thanks anon, that's the best news I've heard in the past two weeks.
>>24934985
If I had over $100,000 I'm sure I'd be willing to set aside $100 to send 10 robots $10 each, but each to their own I guess.
>>24945902
If you're serious then I'm at [email protected], I'll keep an eye out for later.
>>24946050
I was the one who was going to send to [email protected] Don't know what happened to the guy who was going to send you money, he was a different guy.
>>24946088
Well shit. Alright, thanks anyway I guess.
>>24934985
$6.45
>mfw there's a charge for checking my balance.
>>24945632
I am a procrastinating useless piece of shit but I'm slowly moving it out.
>index stocks
ITYM funds
Besides, if you get 5% returns after adjusting for inflation, that's only $5k for every $100k invested. You can't live comfortable off just investments until you have a fairly substantial amount of money.
This is after I just payed for a new apartment
>>24943881
Tax advantaged retirement accounts.
If already ira/401k are already maxed, buy index funds in taxable brokerage accounts
If you have your own bank account then you are a normie and need to get the fuck out
Getting by, barely.
:^)
>>24946632
Retirement accounts are such bullshit. You should use them given that they're a thing, but they shouldn't exist in the tax code.
>employer matching doesn't count against my personal contribution limit
>ira limit lower than 401(k)
>tax treatment totally dictated by my employment circumstances
>dictated retirement age and early withdrawl penalties
>male, chronic health condition
>no individualized retirement age
Government shouldn't care how I got my money (if it's not illegal) or what I do with it, as long as I pay some kind of tax.
>>24945268
bhcc?
>>24936696
if that image were reversed, and a guy had his whore of a cheating gf with the same sign, they'd be people calling him a douche and jsut being general moralfags
>Currently have 20
>Tfw I used to have hundreds saved to get me through the job search period
>tfw my family has legit reaped the money from me for menial things
>the female members of course
>I now have to hope I have enough for bus fair as I currently volunteer to gain experience and apply for jobs
>This was supposed to last me through that period.
>>24947748
How did they get a hold of that much money?
Why did you let them?
Why haven't you told them to pay you back?
>>24947807
They asked, said it was important and meant to go to bills. It didn't.
Because they'd probably kick me out if I didn't
I did, they pay me back it just takes long.
Hope this cropping works.
This is before Xmas shopping and bus ticket to see family for Christmas.
I'm doing alright
>>24935057
>>24935232
I don't think he managed to save 20,000 by giving money away to anonymous strangers on the internet.
dis is something
>>24948264
>>24946272
>>24945327
>>24944740
>>24942818
>>24942488
Why are you even here?bloxx bloxx
>mfw there a billionares in this world with so much wealth its incomprehensible
Everyone is just cheap change.
>>24949980
This is very distressing. To think that if the average person had just %.01 percent of their wealth they'd be set for life.
>no job
>receive government letter
>your debt to the state is now 20,000
>cry in bed
At least if I don't pay up for 20 years they'll give up
>>24948759
More money does not fix being a robot
>>24935331
>tfw you earn 200,000 a year as c++ developer
Can I even be called a wagekek? I fucking love my job, I make a good amount of cash, I'm not stressed, and I'm seeing a qt black girl who makes me feel like I'm taking a bubble bath in the warmest of waters whenever I'm with her
Honestly I shouldnt even be here anymore, I'm a full blown normie.
>>24945200
>implying white people, let alone white males, can get welfare
I have 20k from an inheritance, what should I do?
>ctrl+shift+J
>get online freelance jobs from retards
>outsource them to india for like $2/hr
>sit around and play vidya all day
>make bank
feels REALLY good t bh lads
>>24951340
Oh come on, if you toss me $600 you wouldn't even miss it.
>>24936656
>$8
>weed & cigarettes
pick one
>Work twice a week for 4 hrs often less
>Brothers work every day starting at 4am and endling late afternoon, sometimes even weekends
>Still have more money than both of them
Why can't normies save money?
>>24951093
Send me $500, and I'll tell you ;)
Do what you want with it.
>>24934985
>checking $0.78
>savings $1.50
i'm fucked
Saw this thread. I have $500 I was going to throw at a kickstarter and lose some taxes for "charity" spending, but first anon to reply to me with paypal info gets it.
>>24951340
enjoy your money before you go to jail for tax fraud
>>24952028
Doesn't mesh. Offer still stands. First to contact etc., but give me a reason to give a shit.
>>24952057
I'm completely broke and jobless and don't even have any gas in my car to go to a job interview. It's not much of a reason, just pity shit I guess :\
>>24952035
I pay tax on it lad
>>24952089
What work did you do before
>>24952110
Mostly labor jobs. Maintenance technician, hardwood flooring, home rennovation, cashiering, solar installation, etc. Been trying to get in the IT field of some sort, or something like an office job, just to try to develop skills in something that's not labor so I won't have a broken back down the road.
>>24952163
Last thing. Write me a poem about your life. Doesn't have to be complicated. Something simple.
>>24952187
Went down south to to a part of this
but you don't take a part in this
do you?
strategically living through the eyes of your oracle
the only metaphor for purpose of view
I'm really terrible with words. They make me cringe. Always have been better with melody/harmony over spoken word.
26 years old.
Anyone else come to the realization that they will definitely commit suicide in the future?
>>24950403
It's amazing how some people have everything, while I have nothing, tbqh.
>>24952247
They should. Fuck you. Get a job.
>>24952300
Yep, as I mentioned they do. Working on it.
This is what I still have from my summer job earnings. I'm dropping out of college now.
I wonder how long I can coast on this/invest into my Amazon FBA business before killing myself
>>24952289
>tfw you're completely apathetic and you're gonna end up homeless but honestly can't give a fuck about anything anymore
Can someone just fucking kill me?
Fuck this life bullshit
Bills, school, grades, rent, jobs, money...
I don't need this stress s m h
Didn't sign up for this bullshit
JUST FUCKING KILL ME
>>24952363
Ayy, I'm also dropping out....after another 4 months of studybux and shitposting
But I'm going to a cc to be a paramedic cus fuck university
>>24952263
Yeah, that seems like a reasonable outcome.
>>24952373
If I'm ever having children I would ensure that I have at least $1 million in the bank for each of them.
Anything else is immoral.
>>24943943
fake, probably just edited the source code
if you truly had this much money you wouldnt waste your time on 4chan
post timestamp of the screenshot so we know youre legit
>>24952385
Good call. I really, REALLY don't want to be a wagekek, so I'm always trying to think of ways to be self-employed.
Leaving the house to go to University next year. $365 rent (New Zealand has insane living costs) a week, getting $200 a week from parents, getting $170 a week in student loan. Probably going to earn at least a grand before I leave.
I'll be alright moneywise, right r9k?
To all you guys saying you're basically out of money with like 3k still in the bank, I don't get it?
I have like 4.5k but I've worked for the past few months to get it. Is that not a lot? That's like 4 months worth of living right there without a job.
>>24952462
>$365
get the fuck out of a dorm you normie piece of shit
>>24952454
I'm not smart enough or motivated enough to be self employed, sadly.
But my roommates are starting a music label, and I manage them a bit in my free time. If they make it big, I'm riding that train out of wagekukery.
But I think it'd be cool to save lives and paramedics, in my country, make crazy money.
>>24952438
>edited the source code
How fucking new are you?
How are you even on the internet?
>>24951340
Motherfucker. My entire life would be MADE if you gave me just like 2k. What the fuck man. That's awesome. Literally half a million dollars what the fuck are you doing here.
Can I have some money? Seriously, like 2k would make my world.
>>24952432
If I ever have kids, I'm aborting those faggots.
Life is not worth the suffering.
Even if I had Rothchild money, life is anguish and pointless.
I wish I was never born then I wouldn't have to deal with this fucking bullshit. Fuck this place and fuck everyone in it
Get on my level, worth about 600K total. Grew up poor as fuck, what's your excuse?
>>24952484
mummy made me because she knows I cant look after myself, that's why Im getting that $200 a week
>>24952492
That's a good goal to have. That's a respectable wagekek occupation, at least, and you'd actually be helping people.
I hope your roommates make it big.
when this number reaches zero, i am going to walk out into the woods, sit down next to a nice tree and cut both of my arms open
>>24951340
Can you teach me how to do this?
>>24952505
do you really think its legit? your dumb
>>24952525
You need to be mature and man up, anon. Life is a gift. :^)
>>24951340
Holy shit anon that's a really good idea. I might do this.
Do you use eLance?
>>24952548
You're actually retarded
Look up "inspect element", you fucking mong
>>24952527
you can't complain NZ has "insane living costs" when you're paying twice average rent per week for the luxury of dorm food and monitored internet. While also having your parents pay your rent
>>24952526
I haven't learned how to use Inspect Element yet
>>24952526
>Grew up poor as fuck, what's your excuse?
What, your daddy bought you a Beamer instead of a Benz? Poor you.
If you really grew up poor you'd never have the ''what's your excuse?'' attitude because you'd know how stupid it is.
>>24952570
yes thats editing the source
>>24952572
I was more saying that NZ has insane living costs as a reason for rent to be that high. Not because I'm complaining
>>24952462
get the fuck out of O'rorke or whatever dorm you're heading to and go flatting or live in the YMCA
>>24952606
The living costs around Wellington and Auckland aren't relatively higher than other major cities in Western countries and living costs rurally are dirt cheap.
>>24952289
shes a nigger though
so youre good
>>24952606
>>24952572
>>24952527
>>24952484
>>24952462
>tfw you can't afford to live in your own country
desu senpai iapnes used
>>24952595
Daddy walked out for smokes kinda deal and mom was a bipolar whore. Try working harder.
>>24952633
Yeah I mean I'm no expert I just constantly read articles in the paper about rising living costs. I'll be moving from Hamilton to Wellington, getting cut off from money in the 2nd year - that's when I'll genuinely complaining about living costs.
3 dollars! We back on top!!
>>24952650
I was living in a fairly nice flat in wellington last year paying $210 all up, food, utilites, everything. If you're not a full time wage slave you only have yourself to blame.
>>24952686
STARTED FROM THE BOTTOM, NOW WE HERE
totes orig
>>24952682
Don't trust NZ journalism, it's a load of horseshit. Even Auckland's housing bubble isn't as bad as the doomsayers would have you believe. The problem is with idiots who are looking for places out of their league for a first house.
>>24952664
>Try working harder.
Fuck you. Go tell that to a steel mill worker.
What you mean is, "try being luckier."
Honestly, this thread is the most convincing thing I've ever seen to become a NEET.
That guy above is outsourcing jobs to India and not doing shit but still getting rich. I'm done. This isn't worth it. I've been obsessing over money for years. There has to be more to life than this.
>>24952638
Fuck off, literally all I want is a qt chocolate gf and a nice chunk of money.
>>24951581
>>24952518
>>24952546
>>24952567
you guys make me feel bad for lying on the internet to make myself feel better
this is the real one
and no I'm 99% sure trying the scheme I laid out does not work
>>24952737
>I've been obsessing over money for years. There has to be more to life than this
There literally isn't
You need money to never have to worry about it and discover what else life gas to offer
Just become a vagabond, or kill yourself. Life is pointless anyways
>tfw 27
>sell t-shirts online
>fucking t-shirts
>make over 500k/year in sales
>>24952549
This shit come with a receipt?
Orig
>>24952715
Are you >>24952687 ?
How's Wellington? I'm beyond sick of Hamilton and everyone in it, kind of rolling the dice on Wellington, hoping it'll turn me from a social recluse to a normie. I understand that's really all up to me, but I mean, is your average Wellington student a decent person or are they all SJWs
>>24952779
i fail to believe life is this easy
>>24952768
Goddammit anon
You gave me a ray of hope, only to shit through it
>>24952765
Black women are trash tier
Black women deserve to be lonely and miserable and fat
I'm black btw
>>24952768
Don't fuck with my emotions like that.
Got my hopes up
>>24952779
>tfw struggling through law school at a T14 school and I'll still make less than this for at least a decade
>also too autistic to make partner
Fuck this gay earth
and fuck you
>>24952789
Yeah they're both me. I imagine uni towns are SJW infested shitholes everywhere. Wellington is especially bad because it's full of music, arts and stuck up law students. It also has a really small engineering and pretty average science faculty. I know people irl who actually fell for the "you can't be racist to white people" shit who were normally before they went to Vic, it's that kind of place. Uni won't magically transform you unless you put the effort in.
took last 10 dollars out as cash for food today.
>>24952528
Thanks, familia
Best of luck to you too
>>24952797
There's that girl on vine that makes 6 figs just twerking. Jessica Vanessa, I think is her name.
There's also this chick that draws anime pics.
Don't click if you're suicidal.
https://www.patreon.com/sakimichan?ty=h
That's what she gets every 2 weeks.
>>24952770
But it's like when I work my ass off for a year just to save a few thousand (maybe 6 thousand) and my parents casually give me extra money because they're pretty rich but want me to earn my own money on principal. So on one hand, I'm happy I have extra money from them, but on the other hand, the amount they gave me because they were in a good mood or casually gave me extra is comparable to the amount I saved myself in a year, and it really makes me question what the hell I was doing for the past year if it was all going to come to that anyway.
Likewise, it makes me wonder why I'm working for such small money when I could just spend maybe an hour or two with some scheme (like outsourcing or whatever that guy said) and be made for a while. Beyond that, my friend is this girl who goes on dates and gets paid thousands to do it, one of those girls who can make like 2k a night just by going to dinner and/or sleeping with the guy, but she doesn't even have to do that.
Really makes me wonder what the fuck I'm doing. Why the fuck am I slaving away like this when there seem to be ways to suddenly become rich very quickly appearing left and right?
>>24952855
>Don't click if you're suicidal.
Too late
>>24952855
>tfw I clicked this and I was borderline suicidal
brb suicide
trigger warning that shit next time m8000
>>24952864
>Why the fuck am I slaving away like this when there seem to be ways to suddenly become rich very quickly appearing left and right?
Getting rich quickly is actually very, very difficult. Most of the people you hear about are either lying or got extremely lucky with the right idea.
For example, the guy earlier in the thread confessed to lying about the outsourcing thing.
>>24952833
Yeah I'm also pretty fucked since I'm a bit of a /pol/ack and think this social justice meme is nonsense, like any sane person should - and I'm going to be living in the hall of residence that's closest to the arts campus (studying Media and Industrial design).
I wouldnt be surprised if 80% of the people in my hall will be degenerate tumblr fuckwits
>>24952855
yes but girls can whore their bodies im talking about guys here
>>24952855
>>24952779
This is what I mean.
What the fuck is this shit?
Why am I trying so hard and spending so much of my time to make money when it's literally this easy for these people?
There has to be more to life than this. I think I'm just gonna give up, get by with what I can, and stop trying to make any significant amount of money.
>>24952855
Lol
Later, faggots
I give up
>>24952855
>$25,262.91 every TWO FUCKING WEEKS
>FROM FUCKING NECKBEARDS PAYING HER TO DRAW WEEBSHIT AND WEEB PORN
>3398 PATRONS
What the fuck. Fuck this shit.
>>24952718
I guess you're right, you need to be an actual man to achieve things. Enjoy your lifetime of mediocrity!
>>24952901
There are several examples in this thread of people doing it easily.
In addition, any woman willing to go on dates (not even sleep with men, but even more if she does) can make millions within just a few years with no education and doing little to no work, just going out and chatting with guys.
Got below 400. Worried I'm gonna go in the red.
>>24952904
>living in a fucking dorm
>not expecting degenerate culture
What the fuck.
>>24952930
>le condescending richfag who comes on r9k to project
>>24952933
>There are several examples in this thread of people doing it easily.
All of them lied using inspect element. Not even kidding.
>>24952941
he's not rich he just used inspect element and changed the number
>>24952864
>rich parents who casually toss you a few thousand
I commend your commitment to independence, but you don't know real struggle.
My family has been dirt poor since the beginning of time.
My family is is constantly taking money away from me.
I can barely afford rent in this shithole, let alone food or entertainment
>>24952939
gotta stay hopeful
they'll be like 400 in the hall, they cant all be wankers
>>24952855
It's this fucking easy for women.
>>24952910
>tfw become software engineer to get six figs
>tfw dumb bitch gets more money than I will in a year, in two months by drawing shit
I honestly rather kill her than kill one of the richest bankers on the planet, because at least they had to try even a singular ounce to get to where they are.
>>24952975
I'm assuming you're at Te Puni. There's no way they all will be, no. Just keep an eye out in your opening week's stuff for people like yourself I guess.
>>24947498
Do you use Desert Schools CU??
I use them
Me:
>About 35 dollars checking until next Christmas, when I get paid
>$2100 savings
Debt:
>5.6K on a car loan
I'd post a pic, but the site's down for the next 2 hours
>>24952960
I'm not saying I do know real struggle, but from my perspective I'm working a job that gets me $7.00 an hour and can't work more than 20 hours a week because I'm a student and hate the job that I'm doing. Getting an extra hundred every now and then from my parents makes wonder why I'm doing this.
Meanwhile my friend is that girl that goes to dinner with guys and is able to make thousands every week doing it, for doing next to nothing. It's frustrating.
I'm not comparing myself to you here, I'm just saying that seeing people make a lot of money for doing almost nothing is making me wonder if I'm doing things the wrong way or if they really just working that much harder than me (I am student though).
>>24952821
>>24952801
Sorry bros, there aren't any easy ways. Trust me, I've checked out all the low-hanging fruit. tried doing something like >>24952779
but realized my commissions were 2.5% and I wasn't making shit
>>24952855
...what the fuck. I need a skill
>>24953005
>by drawing shit
I mean, at least that's kind of a talent. Not one that deserves over 50k a month from neckbeards however.
>>24934985
100% real. Leeching off sister atm waiting for autismbux
>>24953036
>my commissions were 2.5%
Don't do it by commission you retard
Order shit yourself and mark up the prices
>>24953012
Nah I'm staying at Cumberland, closest to Te Aro campus.
Does google adsense count? Shit I'm right now on short 50 dollars for college tuition but adsense only paid when it hit 100 but I'm really need it right now or else I won't be able to go to school next semester.
What to do, be a NEET at next semester?
>>24953043
It's a free market, no one is forcing them to pay for it. Neckbeards tend to have a lot of disposable income.
Guys we could all just make a fake female persona, pretend she's an artist, have a female friend or relative read the script we write for a fake video showing her, and make $700,000 a year just like that girl by drawing shit.
Hell, fuck that, we can outsource the actual drawing part to someone who is great at it for $200,000 a year, which is a HUGE salary for that and anyone would be crazy not to take it.
For all we know, this is exactly what that woman is doing.
We do this, get a cute girl friend/relative to be the persona girl, outsource the actual drawing for a massive salary, and still make $500,000 a year doing nothing.
Anyone want to actually do this?
>>24953063
What, could you not get into a good dorm? :^)
>>24936651
I know that feel, fellow SWEDBANK man.
>m-maybe mom will be OK with a 3 euro romance novel
>>24953043
See: >>24953080
For a mere fraction of that cost, even a very, very small fraction, EVERY skill can be outsourced.
You need no drawing skills to make that money, just a little patience to get things started.
>>24953086
I wanted to get into Cumberland because I heard good things about it online, and it's closest to Te Aro where most of my lectures are. Plus I was worried if I put the "good" dorms as my first picks, I wouldnt get into and dorms
Anyone thought about baiting SJWs with stuff on sites like Kickstarter saying you'll "put up posters for X candidate all over town" but need money for "markers, supplies, etc." and repeating this to make thousands?
People will pay money if they think you're advertising for their candidate and far dumber shit has made thousands on Kickstarter.
It's funny because you can do it on a rainy day, have no reason to actually go out and do any of what you said you did, and even if you fail miserably you still make about a thousand bucks or so for doing nothing.
>>24953113
Well I guess proximity is nice, just don't get too lazy. The single biggest piece of advice you ever need for uni is don't skip lectures or tutorials. Like ever. And if you have to make sure you bother to catch up the work. The only people who fail courses at uni are the people who don't turn up.
>>24953141
Nah, people are more aware with Kickstarter scam than before
>>24953155
Yeah nah I am a lazy prick but I did hear about the importance of turning up, hearing that all you need to do is be there and it shouldnt be too hard. Only planning on missing one lecture next year and that's to go see Black Sabbath in Auckland, fully worth.
I'm going to fix myself after this year of "working" - all my shifts are in the afternoon so I normally sleep in till like 3pm. Since majority of my lectures are at like 8:30am, I'm fucked
>>24947627
that would be hilarious.
On the plus side, I'd high five the guy in the picture
>>24943790
I think you meant BTC.
>>24953202
Well being there is better than not being there but at least try to pay attention mang. I don't know what you're studying but organised notes help if you don't get good quality handouts you can annotate.
>>24934985
Probably AU$80,000 now t b h f a m. Saving up for a car
>>24935331
I earn that in 2 days. Why should I be mad, poorfag?
>>24940951
>wew lad
This makes me laugh so hard every time I see it, no idea why
>>24953259
major
http://www.victoria.ac.nz/fad/study/undergraduate/bdi
minor
http://www.victoria.ac.nz/design/study/subjects/indn
going to blow a lot of my spare money on weed desu
>>24953321
Never even heard of a BDI before lel. I'd have just done some engineering instead.
>>24953214
I think you meant BBC.
>>24953362
I would suck all kinds of dick at that, literally the only thing I was genuinely good at in high school was art design. It's probably the only course I could get into
>>24953402
>fucking up your portfolio work
I feel for you man.
It sounds like something that could lead into a career fairly well if you're not bad at it. It'll work out for you.
>>24953417
Yeah man I was a fucking idiot and thought I'd be a special snowflake by making a digital illustration board. Each piece I did took like 8 - 10 hours so my board was empty as fuck
>>24953449
Doesn't matter anymore, shit's in the past.
Does anyone else not want to be rich and just want money to live?
I just want a decent living wage. Nothing extravagant, I'm afraid of flying so I'll never travel. Just enough to get shit done when I want. ;___;
>>24953565
Yeah man. People feel that money validates them for some reason.
>ywn get a kind anon to send you money so that you can eat or buy groceries
>>24940951
yea i live where that's enough for 3 months desu lad
>not living day to day
I usually blow all my salary on soft drugs and alcohol within 2 days and then survive till next payday on hotpockets and willpower
>>24952855
WHAT THE FUCK....I work my fucking ass off and it would take me years if not decades to make what she makes in a year this dumb cunt makes over 650k a year for fucking drawing what the fuck ? How is this possible?
>>24953279
you spend in in 2 days aswell, while i do that in 3 months
its going to be a miserable Christmas
nothing new basically
>>24953628
Yeah I don't wanna be rich, I have no use for the money, I definitely don't wanna be famous. I wanna be successful in the way I see it.
Which is just not having to worry about money anymore. Having a consistent enough pay to just afford my needs. I don't even want a big house, I want a small, cosy one.
I'm still poor because this is going to all go away in a month
>>24953793
I'm really envious of you living like a poorfag. I so much would like to live like you, instead of a luxurious life where I can buy whatever the fuck I want.
>>24953835
Same. The dream is to just have enough money and never have to work, so I can pursue my own personal interests.
I don't know of a way to make this happen though.
>>24953793
kek
>tfw you will NEVER be this poor
>tfw you can afford nice things
>tfw you can do literally anything you want to
Eat shit NEETs
>>24953888
no, everything is really cheap here so i can afford many things
>>24953932
>>tfw you can do literally anything you want to
>posting on /r9k/
Feels good man
not really. feels very bad
>>24953909
>I see no way to solve this problem
Uhhh... by working you retard.
Either be a wageslave or learn to code and make some money friendo
>>24953963
>Not realizing /r9k/ is a top source of keks
>Not shitposting on /r9k/ between fucking 10/10 (literal) whores and skydiving from your private airplane
haha pleb
>>24953104
She better fucking be.
>tfw debt free
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>>24954097
Can you spare $100 so I can eat for the next couple months?
>>24954106
>Being a lying kike
Don't give him the money, man
I've watched enough youtube videos to know that rich fags take cash while poorfags suffer it out. Anyone asking for money has money.
>>24954203
I have been suffering it out, for weeks and weeks now. That's why I haven't asked for money before now. I saw a thread with people who have money and figured I'd take a shot. Can't hurt to ask. Just because you watch YouTube videos doesn't mean everyone is a jew.
>>24954203
The only time I gave money away was this one old homeless fuck, that probably got himself some heroin afterwards. It was around $300 if I recall correctly. But something about me made me feel awful, because he's one of the well known homeless guys in the city. Extremely friendly but he has a mental illness and no family.
>>24954294
Every time I give the homeless money I follow them. I tried this over five times and every time they go to the liquor store within an hour.
I will never give disgusting poor scum money ever again, they are all shit. The ones I didn't give money were all huge cunts and a few have pulled knives on me. I guess that's what I get for living near poor people and non-whites.
>>24954233
Boo hoo, lying faggot.
If you are actually starving then go to the food bank you stupid fuck. But I bet you just want the money to buy steam games. Kike.
Got several paypal accounts with sort of the same amount on it.
>>24954343
I'd honestly give $100 to the homeless if I could beat the shit out of them.
10 pounds in cash, 1 pound in the bank. Although my car has enough fuel, and fridge is full enough to both last me until next pay packet.
[email protected] if anyone feels generous enough to spare an anon some change.
I got 40 euros to my name.
I had trouble with a drug dealer who took about 3k away from me ;_;
>>24934985
in AUD
>>24934985
I once met with a Saudi woman on Omegle who literally had wads of cash lying around in her flat. I'm a poorfag and she said she would have happily sent me 1,000 pounds but couldn't risk revealing her identity.
ive got 209 with chase.
>>24953057
Well, the problem with that is that you have to determine what's going to sell, and pack and ship it all yourself, risking that you're going to be stuck with duds that nobody wants.
how do you figure that out?
>>24954343
homeless people suck
Considering I'm a wagekek at a shitty retail job and live on my own, I'm pretty proud of this
>>24943923
>>24943310
>>24935232
I don't know if you're ever still here anon, but I sent you $20 over PayPal.
They gave me so much fucking hassle it's unbelieveable. Called the office at 9:30, told me it would be fine in 30 minutes, wouldn't work an hour later, called again "sorry we had some tech glitch, try it now" failed again, finally at 3pm they sorted my account out.
Screenprint too much effort. $90k in savings, $70k in 401k. But I found out I'm losing my job at the end of the month.
>>24955925
That's pretty good if that's the case senpai. Most millennials can't save their money for shit
>Be uni student
>Student loan 3600/year
>Rent 4000/year
who /inevitable debt/ here
>>24952779
what is you shop?
post url so I can buy T-shirts
>>24950403
Good for you. I am on the path to become a C# developer. I would be happy with 10% of your income.
Why are you still here?
>Sell memes online
>Never leave the house
MMmm
I don't even have enough for Christmas presents.
Who Reddit Secret Santa here?
who sent $500 worth of shit to a strangerthat won't appreciate it?
Why even post a screenshot? Doesn't matter if you write it here or in the inspector.
The largest amount I had when my cousin lent me 10 000 euro. I am bipolar and was manic and wanted to become a freediving instructor in thailand while working on my video game project. ofc I failed, now I have nothing left and live off neetbux at grandma.
Now I have about 1500 euros again, I can save about 900 per month.
>>24958445
You can always make homemade presents, people appreciate them more anway. And if you show up with a tray of cookies as a christmas present, people will take the hint that you're broke
>>24958533
>Who Reddit Secret Santa here?
I was planning to do this on Christmas day here.
>>24959147
>SS
>4Chan
>>24959204
what? I'd be willing to take a chance.
