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When I see an image of a penis my duck tingles but I am still disgusted.
What does this mean?
>>24947980
You are an entirely straight male.
>>24947980
Take your duck to the vet.
>>24947980
you're a faggot in denial
hello bots Santa here, what would you like for Christmas?
Happiness, please.
I would like the people I love to be happy.
An Early and Accidental Death
Are you supposed to put deodorant on your ass crack?
>>24947950
>wanting to rub shit on your armpits
disgusting
just wipe yourself properly and wash with some soap in the shower you nasty motherfucker
Of course. Are you saying you don't OP? That's fucking disgusting.
You don't want a sweaty, smelly ass.
>>24947989
Are you retarded or something? You do know you could have a seperate stick for your ass, right?
How do fembots feel about giving blowjobs?
>>24947940
They dont exist.
holy shit robot fuck you this is an original fucking comment FUCK OFF
I don't think I'd like it, and it probably wouldn't be good anyway in case I have a seizure and bite his wiener off.
That's one pretty penis.
I'm back, sorry for the sudden cut off of communication. I have a few more minutes if you're interested.
ITT: Ask someone from the future anything that won't endanger it.
>>24947918
Are memes still a currency
So tell us about Cielo.
>>24947963
Funny thing is we kind of still have memes
And if you study history, you'll find that there were always memes, just in different forms before the Internet
>tfw no fremen bf
>>24947813
Freemen? Bby I'm an earl, that's much better.
>>24947813
Ha.
>tfw no Liet Kynes gf
>>24947891
This is a gay thread mister newfriend
So, what would be the turning point for you to end it all?
If my fucking neighbor runs across the floor one my fucking time
>>24947790
Nothing. My life is beautiful. Fuck you sperglord. Kill yourself.
>>24948272
Upstairs* more*
I'm fuming. Wish it were the wild west when you used to teach people respect by fucking them up
You have 1 minute to explain the advantages of having a girlfriend over having a cat
WITHOUT mentioning sex.
>>24947545
Sex isn't even an issue because I just fuck my cat
>>24947545
If I'm freezing to death, A woman will last longer as kindling.
Don't have to scoop a girlfriends litter box
Literally the only advantage she had over a cat
How can a find a chick who is will willingly (without being paid) send me pics of her butthole when I need jack off material. I'm not even interested in sex anymore but lewd pictures on demand would slightly improve the quality of my life.
Become an orbiter and then let it slip that you'll lose interest unless there's some lewdity on demand.
>>24947494
I dunno, but when you figure that out, ask her if she'll send me pictures of her feet, too.
>>24947547
But that doesn't make any sense. If I'm an orbiter it can be assumed that they will never be interested. Plus they can always just go to Chad.
>measure penis for the first time in a while
>its bigger than last time
>mfw
Till what age does it grow?This is important
>>24947488
mid 20's I think
>>24947488
If you jelq it can grow into your 40s, although not by much.
who /sittaste/ here?
Shittaste***
>original
keep this shit on >>>/mu/
as long as you're happy you can listen to whatever you want and and all will be fineexcept kanye. cut that shit out
>past history doesn't matter!
Is that what normies actually think?
It was a different phase in her life
>>24947419
no that's what omegas trick themselves into thinking as soon as Stacey with her rubber curtains pretends to love them.
>>24947419
The lighting is so good
If white people have the best culture, prove that they also have the best food.
Name one food that is better than a Mexican taco.
Best White person food right here.
>>24947402
>prove that they also have the best food.
don't need to prove anything. just look at the top of the top dishes in the world and you will notice a certain white-centric pattern.
Pretty much all italian food
just a reminder that Filthy Frank is for normies and he has been for normies since late 2014
Warning: no longer dank
He still makes good music though
>>24947315
He's always been an unfunny faggot
>>24947315
>since late 2014
try always
>>24947315
Filthy Frank was always for retarded normies
GTFO
I think I found porn of a girl that used to know in high school. I'm pretty sure that it's her, and I've jacked off to it, several times already, but I'm not really sure what to do now.
>>24947308
Party in the endzone Anon
Post it obviously
>>24947378
The webm's too big to upload, but it's a pretty common one desu. You've probably already seen it around here.
