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seeking qt neet to warm apartment 4 $$$
JOB REQUIREMENTS
must give love
must be in or willing to move to Canada
be qt
I'll take in one qt NEET for free.
REQUIREMENTS
be qt
be female
if they were qt they wouldnt be neet
>>24947324
my deal's better than yours schlomo
Do any of you boys play with your prostate?
Does it help your wank sessions?
yes and yes
next question
>>24947330
What's your preferred meat when you buy a subway sandwich handcrafted by a professional sandwich artist?
>>24947292
Tried it consistently but I never got any reaction out of the damn thing.
I prefer the company of men so it's damn disappointing.
Never see threads on Vietnamese women. Why is that?
What are your experiences with them.
Most importantly: Do you have pics of any qts?
>>24947231
They are very qt, my best friend is Vietnamese and all the girls in his family look a lot like your pic.
My boss is a Vietnamese lady. I couldn't believe it but she actually suggested to me to marry one of her nieces to bring her over to Canada.
Don't they range the whole gamut from cute down to not so cute? I also heard there's a difference between northern and southern vietnamese even thought he country is fairly small and quite ancient.
>gf hasn't put out in a month because so busy with work :( :(
>texts me wedding dress photos
LOL
So I guess delusions held by women thread.
You know she's fucking someone she works with right
>>24947225
>because so busy with work
lol
Quick claim your waifu!
Everyone knows that Tomoko belongs to Cebruz
Gerald is the best
Meme Girl
ITT ask a sophomore philosophy major anything.
>>24947131
What school?
Also do you know enough of any foreign language to read stuff in the original?
Do I get fries with that?
Why did you make this thread?
Are you a virgin?
>be me
>good looking guy but nothing major, tall, good looking face, meh body
>dress kinda bad but again nothing major: due to skinnyfat body my clothes look a little bit odd and are usually a bit larger or smaller than they should be but not by a lot, not very trendy.
>go out to have dinner, go to a party, to have a drink or whatever and for some reason draw a lot of attention to myself
>dont act particularly odd, maybe shake my foot or lean forward close to whomever Im speaking to but otherwise not any other behavior that might seem sperglike.
>will usually have entire groups of people gawking at me as if Im the fucking missing link
>almost never make out what theyre saying but pretty sure a lot of times theyre talking about me
I was just out having dinner with a female friend of mine and the group of around 10 people that were sitting next to us were all looking at me for quite a long time, I only glanced at them a couple of times but they didnt even stop staring at me then, worst part is every one of them had a different look on their face, one gay guy and a chick were looking at me in a flirty way, another chick and another guy were looking at me with disgust, another guy was mocking me and always imitated my moved when I corrected my posture.
Id like to think that Im just paranoid but this shit happens way too often.
Im not shy or introverted at all but I really couldnt give 2 fucks about the people around me, why the hell do normies love gossiping and judging the people in their immediate surroundings so much?
anyone can recommend me any good literature on the matter? does that shit even have a name?
I really suck with group etiquette and have never really understood the idea behind party gossip and stuff like that.
>>24947103
you sound paranoid. consider this an actual option.
if you think some people find you attractive and others don't then maybe it's just how you present yourself. you have a different state of mind and normies can weed you out too easily. normies are exceptional at reading body language- don't forget.
>>24947194
I feel exactly like OP all the time. I start giving dirty looks to whoever starts talking shit about me and then it gets worse.
Is there a happy pill that gets rid of this? I take cymbalta already
Would you ever date a shitskin Asian if she was cute enough?
I wouldn't date outside my race.
>>24947038
No, but it's tempting sometimes.
I consider East Asians (Chinese/Japanese/Korean) culturally equal to whites, or even superior in the modern age.
>>24947373
You weeaboos, man.
you know its the sugar thats making you depressed and killing you
Naw. I cut out sugar and salt/sodium and my heads still fucked up
>>24947034
drink more water and exercise
>>24947007
Yes, that and the jealous husband who is threatening to kill me.
Are you a procrastinator?
Do you know why?
This might further ahead provide some help
http://waitbutwhy.com/2013/10/why-procrastinators-procrastinate.html
haven't finished it yet, but the depiction is awfully familiar
>>24946871
Why does Shinji have an animal at his side?
>>24946919
Pen pen
>>24946989
I forgot he existed and how strange it was to include him in that show. Maybe it only seemed weird to me because I'm not an anime fan.
I probably should have thought of this before I started but oh well? Anyone have any cool original ideas for a VN? I wanna do something funny not a dating thing.
You have a bunch of very assertive girls trying to hit on you each with a distinct personality
The MC only wants to play video games
>>24946858
so the world god only knows??
Extremely shamefur self bump
I`m a drunk normie, ask me anything
>>24946809
What kind of questions did you hope for when you typed this shit familia
>>24946809
I'm a drunk robot. Why should I care?
>>24946809
Why not smoke weed instead of drink alcohol?
What does the president even do?
Didn't read OP but time to fap.
I'd kill to see Nico take big black cock
>>24946765
He presies the dents
>date a conservative woman, they said!
>date a virgin, they said!
My girlfriend is frigid as fuck. I took her virginity (without her total cooperation) and she does nothing but tremble in bed.
>>24946702
Rapist scum.
I bet your not a sehdhdhdb
>>24946876
What the hell is that?
I didn't rape her.
>>24947028
>without her total cooperation
That sounds like a light form of rape buddy, also, cooperation isn't the right word to use
That trembling stuff sounds pretty fucking hot so why are you bitching
So I have been feeling angry and sad for a long time but now I just laugh inside and feel smug.
Who /smug/?
Share your stories and tips.
To start being smug whenever you start feeling angry or sad just block it out and put on a smug faces it will make normies angry.
Normies love it when you are sad or angry it makes them feel better about there shitty lives.
A normie looks at you in the street just put on a smug face your mom tells you to clean your room even if you are 25 just put on a smug face you are without a home and drinking rum on the street sing a song with a smug face.
You gun down normies and pass a security camera give it a smug face you just pissed yourself put on a smug face.
Normies force us to feel bad about ourselves because we are no like them so don't feel bad just feel smug.
When no one is replying put on a smug face.
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