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Do you like Bics made in Spain or France better?
I like the French ones
The flint wheel thing is thicker and put in better
i like mine made outside normieville
dye now smokers
>>24950242
Normies don't smoke
REAL NIGGA HOURS WHO UP FAMM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=glC8cvT8yqw
SMASH DAT MF LIKE
>>24949744
yo what up senpai
>>24949744
AYYO YOU KNOW IM FUKKIN UP, WHATCHALL NIGGAS DOIN!?
who up?????? no fuckbois allowed
How does one get an Anzu gf?
im sorry Anzu.
>>24949731
Mfw a turkroach will marry her...
>>24949940
>mfw a disgusting shitskin from Cappadocia will take her virginity
can anyone recommend some interesting podcasts?
I like SYSK. My commute to work is about 50-60 minutes each way and it makes the time pass quite quickly.
thanks I'm checking it out
>>24949691
what do you like anon?
without knowing that it makes it sort of tough to recommend you something but I will just toss this one out there...
>Self-Obsessed by Patrick Kindlon
Who here /givingup /?
>don't bother brushing my teeth anymore
>do nothing but browse /r9k/, don't even play vidya or listen to music
>stay in bed on the laptop all day
>just waiting to die
>>24949505
Yes
I have decided that tonight I will give up.
Together we will fall, but we shall be one in the great abyss, anon.
>>24949505
Holy fucking shit, does Brendan Fraser really look that bad?
>>24949505
I bet you're like 18 and think you're cool for being so detached
Hello bots. I wandered over to /fa/ and discovered a thread where people were having serious conversation about New Balance shoes. Some kinda-liked, some disliked, but the point is that they did not unilaterally write them off as autism shoes.
>>>/fa/10705123
I don't have any dogs or kicks in this fight, but the New Balance Autism meme has been a thing here for long enough that it's worth passing along. consider saving the thread for the next time anon does the NB autism meme.
>>24949452
Don't let the door hit you on the way out faggot, and take your shitty thread back to /lgbt/
>>24949452
Can you really not tell the difference between these shoes?
>>24949452
NB worn by a robot is still pretty autistic. Only Chad can pull off the grandpa model
Closest you guys ever came you guys ever came to suicide?
I attempted about a week after my girlfriend got hit by a train in 2010
Pic related
>>24949374
Did she make herself get hit by the train?
I put a gun to my head in 8th grade because of all the bullying.
>just ignore them, they'll stop
Yeah, bullshit
I've also come close to slitting my jugular in college. Had the knife pressed into my skin. I just needed that little bit more of push and I could have embraced the sweet release of death
>cut my wrists proper like on the couch
>dad wakes up to get some water out of the fridge
>never ever does this i usually have the living room to myself all night with no interruptions
>I'm starting to pass out
>he tries to carry me out side but I'm a big guy
>drags me down the stairs by my feet through the door and gets me in the car somehow
>takes me to the hospital which is literally across the street
>get saved
I feel really bad about putting him through that, suicide really is selfish.
![no-sex-vector-sign-22964178[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/yFmPcIt.jpg "no-sex-vector-sign-22964178[1]")
Who here wants to never have sex? I mean on a rational level, despite your biology making you want it.
The the obvious reasons are that:
1: I never want to have children, and the only way to ensure this, barring getting a vasectomy or fucking a girl who is medically infertile/post menopausal, is to remain a virgin for life.
2: 4chan, the manosphere and internet in general has definitely poisoned my perspective of women to the point where I suspect that the most innocent looking ones could be cock carousel riders, and that most women (American women age 20-40 at least) walk around with lots of STDs they don't even know about, and even if I get a gf and we get tested together, she might be keking me behind my back and exposing me to whatever was on Chad and Tyrone's genitals. These days I'm afraid to even kiss a woman on the lips because she probably sucked so much dick, and many STDs can be transmitted orally.
3: The whole process of arousal-orgasm-ejaculation doesn't even feel good to me, no matter if its masturbating alone, with a partner, or sex- furthermore, the psycho-emotional slump that comes after a very brief period of euphoria after cummng is not something I want to experience with a woman. In the past I imagined I could just do edging/tantra/karezza sex and not cum, but time again I find that eventually I will lose the juice, and if that happens just fapping, would be much more likely inside a woman, to cum, which risks pregnancy no matter how much bc is used, and puts me in that typical post-orgasmic slump men have where they want to leave or take a nap immediately after sex.
Not even mentioning that being circumcised sex with a condom would feel worse than fapping probably. How I really wish I could just be asexual, instead of being doomed to start fantasizing about sex and wanking as soon as I recover from my last fap bender.
I'd like to rid myself of the biological drive to have sex. It's too invasive in my personal thoughts. I've been relationships and I know what women are all about, and what they have to offer just isn't worth all the time, energy and other resources you lose trying to stick your dick inside of a wet hole.
>>24949312
theres such a thing as chemical castration
Fucking this, I just wish i could stop thinking about this shitty primitive act that just feel good to ensure the preservation of the species, I would be so much more happy if I couldn't give a fuck if I could wet my dick or not.
>trades online
>I never get my end
>messages guy
>blocked
>okay.jpg
>gives the guy 3 days to see if he changes his mind
>scammers gonna scam
>whipps my majestic pen out of my backpack
>write in a perspective of a girl who is in love with him
>write about how much he is missed and how much of a great time he gave "her" last month
>asks him to ditch his gf like he said he would
>fake address
>5 days later I get unblocked
>"I took a few cards. But ruin my fucking life will ya"
>topkek
>blocks fucker
>the mission is a success.
>>24949237
where do you trade
You are truly a god among men, OP
>>24950255
Sounds like Pucatrade.
It's a site where everyone tries to take their bulk and turn it into a Black Lotus.
Remember Gangnam Style?
Remember when that was a thing?
Sorry what's that?
Haven't been up to date with things like these
>>24949153
It was a gook chimping out for a song that's all
>most popular song in history
>already forgotten meme
Kek normies iz dum
>tfw will never be a real loli
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3356084/I-ve-gone-child-Husband-father-seven-52-leaves-wife-kids-live-transgender-SIX-YEAR-OLD-girl-named-Stefonknee.html
>canadians
>>24949080
>In 2009 he was charged with 14 criminal offenses of assault, uttering threats, criminal harassment, and criminal mischief
>His wife and their two oldest children testified against him
>Guilt of assault and uttering threats
>Had two year restraining order against him applying to his wife and 7 children
>Tried to kill himself on his daughter's wedding day because she asked him to not come to the wedding as a little girl and sit in the back (post-restraining order)
>"My kids don't deserve a father" - his fucking Facebook
Google "Oasis swingers club" and his faggot stefoknee name. He actually talks about getting buttfucked by his daddy with interviewers:>"I felt like a woman!" reports Stefonknee of his "adopted dad's" penis inserted man-on-man into his "six year old girl" rectum at the Oasis swingers club. "I was surprised I didn't think I was going to be pregnant, I was so much a girl. I actually have an erection right now from it so I'm just going to pull my dress down a little bit," he told the journalists who were covering his journey to girlhood.
There are no words.
>>24949229
Thanks Trudeau
>IT'S 2015 C'MON
>Only 15% of males in US are above 6ft
> all women in the us want a man above 6ft
Why did things turn out so screwed?
10% of men do all of the fucking of attractive women, this isn't new.
If I'm part of the 15%, why dont I have a gf yet.
>>24948987
What is happening in the picture? I know it's from ed edd n eddy but
https://youtu.be/63SXvhw-Mns
Should I give up before I even try to make music? Or should I try? Do I have potential? No potential?
This is something I threw together real quick. I think it sounds kinda nice near the end, but I'm not sure how others feel.
>>24948907
this is kinda cool i like it
pick up the pace a little and make the background a little softer i think
its pretty monotonous but it sounds cool
Sounds pretty alright but I'd rather you explain this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZwC-XbWQiI
>>24949011
Awesome thanks for the criticism! I'll try to be less monotonous, and not such a loud backgroud
>>24949028
What... Do you want to know about that
>Went to my girlfriends house today on my motorcycle
>Only ever rarely take it there
>Her mother see's me on it and comes straight out
>Her: haha your taking me out for a ride since anonette is in the shower
>Me:No worries, maybe tomorrow
>Her:Oh please now! I've always wanted to ride on the back of one please
>Explained to her how to ride bitch and we took off
>tfw shes a real milf, would fuck any-day.
>grabbing me tight, could have sworn at one point she was trying to sniff my back
>After we finish she gets off and stretches in her short shorts and just goes all out and says if she was younger she would of loved a fuck buddy like myself.
>and then says her daughters lucky
>been thinking about her the entire day popping erections left and right.
Holy shit, i think my gf's mother wants to fuck me, how do i fuck her /r9k/? how do i pursue it and keep it a secret between us?
Ditch your gf and go for mommy cummies
>>24948903
i want the mommy for the side, have sex when my girlfriends is at work. Shes divorced as well, so i could fuck her all day without anyone finding out or someone dropping by.
>>24948870
It's a setup, OP. Your gf set her mom up to it to shit test you. Don't fuck this up for yourself.
Even if you think I'm wrong, somebody is testing you. whether it be god, or gf, or gf's mom. Now get the FUCK OUT YOUR NORMIE
How did he/she break your heart robot?
Who did what now?
Accused me of rape. Still on probation.
she made fun of me for being shorter than her
