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How do I tinder? I've gone through over a 100 girls and not a single match. Teach me to at least give an illusion of alphaness.
Step 1-Be attractive
Step 2-Have pictures with friends
Step 3-Don't put too much in your bio
https://youtu.be/xEKJjBJlYvM
Who here an hero in the next 5 minutes
Loaded shot gun at the ready boys.
31 year old KHV. Life has been hell. Bullied through entire life, parents hated me except mom who tried to make me feel better. She got cancer and is dead.
This is my final post. Good bye you fucking faggots
Sorry mom
>>24956774
Just go in peace.
Is your dad still alive? Just kill him youll feel better
>>24956803
Shut the flying fuck up you waste of life. Go masturbate
>close browser decide to do something productive/something else that 4chan
>open steam to look at my 300 unfinished games
>close steam and open my browser to go back to 4chan
When will it stop robots? I don't even read anything even more, I just look for nice pictures in the catalog
Smoke a joint and play morrowind.
woa dude what a tough life weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwww dude fucking weew desu
I made a list of productive things to do in case this happens. I try to do at least one productive thing per day and it's working.
Clearing backlog is always fun tho. Or getting more backlog.
>tfw you will never be the alpha male of your magic crew
Why even live.
>>24956717
None of them are the alpha here... unless you are talking about the one which can eat all the others.
Oh, how I miss playing Resident Evil: the deck building game.
Pretty good for a tabletop.
>>24956717
>tfw Newman joins your magic sesh.
Its that time of the year again
>>24956633
>tfw cozy
>tfw sitting in hot coco and drinking blanket.
>>24956633
Maybe Santa will finally get me that present I wanted. I've asked him to kill me every year for quite a while now.
https://youtu.be/_qA9YRxDTrk
I hate december
FUCKING NORMIEMAS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
No face , no money and still 8/10+ GF
how do some girls go for losers?
>>24956540
no one else approached her because she was too scared. also she's so attractive she doesn't need an attractive boyfriend to increase her status
>>24956561
*because they were too scared
>>24956540
>thinks males are judged by women based on looks
>doesn't know that any man with looks above 5/10 has as much of a chance as 10/10s based on personality and money and dick size
>thinks the woman in OP is hot shit
no wonder you guys are virgins.
>"Chris-Harper-Mercer, Oregon shooter, recalled as quiet loner"
>"Recluse who 'killed three' in assault on Planned Parenthood clinic was an oddball loner"
>"Teens describe suspected shooter, T.J. Lane, as quiet yet 'sweet' loner"
>"Empire State Building shooting: Gunman quiet loner, victim outgoing family man"
>"Charleston Church Shooter Dylann Roof Was Loner Caught in 'Internet Evil'"
>"School gunman Adam Lanza remembered as a weird, quiet loner"
>"Elliott Rodger, a quiet, troubled loner, plotted rampage for months"
>"His fellow workers described him as very quiet - a "loner." His name was Lee Harvey Oswald."
>"Swedish police nab 'quiet loner' suspected of sniper rampage"
>"Henderson man arrested with weapons in Seattle was loner, acquaintances say"
>"Bombing Suspect [Ted Kaczynski] Recalled as Loner"
Would people describe you as a "quiet loner"?
Could say the same for Leon Czolgosz, the deranged "anarchist" who killed Mckinley. He secluded himself with radical literature. The alias he used was "Fred Nieman" which translates literally to "Fred Nobody".
John Wilkes Boothe on the other hand was outgoing and friendly. The man was an actor.
Yeah. I've never talked much except with like-minded friends (which I last had in school) and now the only people I regularly see and talk to are family members.
>>24956515
One of the true heroes
of American history.
Leon Czolgosz.
The man who assassinated
William McKinley.
He was an unknown Polish migrant
who happened to be an anarchist...
of the "propaganda by the deed" variety.
If there were a hundred
like him around today...
you could change the world.
The only political assassination
of a U.S. president.
Well, except for Lincoln, I guess...
and Kennedy probably,
but Leon...
was the only anarchist in the bunch.
There was such a thing as belief
put into action in those days.
Wtf even is this
https://youtube.com/watch?v=gOk_qxkBphY&feature=youtu.be
They don't like it when boys are mean to girls. So we should stop.
Feminist propaganda. Fortunately it hasn't received much attention
>>24956690
Oh shit, it has fucking 240k views
>be shitskin
>find shitskin hate thread on /r9k/
>reply
>5 seconds later thread is deleted
What the hell mods, it's their right to hate us, and talk about it, and our right to troll them in those threads.
Are you shilling that hard for the ZOG?
>>24956396
THIS IS A SAFE SPACE ANON
Free speech is not allowed on this website, goy.
>>24956419
I laugh at just how fake the freedom of the west is.
Who /thighman/ here?
post hot, thick thighs
>>24956366
This is now an Alison Brie thread.
>>24956390
plus thighs
>>24956390
>posting community gifs
Grow the fuck up.
>He calls himself Irish American
How does it feel to be unwanted by the two places you claim to be a part of?
>>24956214
>yuropoors are this dumb
So if a bunch of nignogs move to Ireland, their kids are Irish?
>implying racism against the Irish in America exists anymore
>he doesn't know that almost everyone in America claims to have Irish ancestry
Lmao yuropoors are so naive sometimes, it's cute
>>24956343
If you're born in Ireland, you're Irish.
>>24956716
Of course they do. The whole "everyone loves irish people" thing still exists for some reason and god knows "I'm an American" is boring as fuck an dmakes you often automatically disliked worldwide.
"N-no I'm 2 fifths Irish" why do they even want to be from here? It's not that great. Especially up North.
It's fine, and on holiday grills are easy game and everyone's your bro (except English) but otherwise there's nothing special. I don't get it.
>CURRENT YEAR
>unironically being racist
Robots, what reason do you have to hate people of different races?
DESEGGNATED
SHITTTING
>>24956208
>what reason do you have to hate people of different races?
I basically believe anything I read on an imageboard, and wish to feel included by following a herd mentality that largely developed through people even more gullible than myself misinterpreting a rhetoric that began out of a humorous spirit irony and sarcasm
Why does every guy want a 7/10+ Stacy?
>inb4 i would date a 3/10 girl
No. You wouldn't WANT to, you'd just be settling because of desperation, the need to get laid etc
>inb4 why does every girl want a 6 ft 2 chad?
They don't. Girls usually go for personality and success over looks (the only thing men care about)
>>24956175
>Girls usually go for personality and success
Sounds like I'm shit out of luck, then.
>>24956175
>Girls usually go for personality and success over looks (the only thing men care about)
No they don't. I'm 19, this is a confirmed lie, Women have lines of thirsty men because men want it more than women. Men are like thirsty dogs fighting for left overs who lower their standards just to satisfy their sex drives which are x2.5 than women. Go back to tumblr you dumb bitch.
>>24956175
I dont want an ugly or a stacy.
I just want a qt3.14 girl who has a good ass and decent tits. One who doesn't give a shit about big dicks and one who can just be my best friend and do the stuff I like together.
>you will never own a real train
>>24956151
At least mummy bought you the hat
>tfw want to become a train driver
CHOOO CHOOO
Hey FAGS, I used to come here alot, but been busy lately. How's the chan been without me? Pic related. Is me.
>>24956143
Omg it's M00t!
>tfw so horny you fapped to moot
>>24956143
I've always wondered if this was reeal, is it
