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ITT:
- Year you started browsing 4chan
- Most visited board (except /r9k/)
I'll start:
>2012
>/sp/
>2011
>/int/, /sp/, /lit/
are the only boards I use nowadays, the other boards I use are on other chans
>2008
>/tv/ with /v/ leading a close 2nd place
2008-2009
/v/ or /wsg/
Found the girl I like on Tinder and now I've just been sitting looking at her profile for the last 15 minutes. No bio, only pics. I'm too scared to swipe right as it will basically give me the answer I've been wanting to know for a long time but been too much of a beta to actually get. I will swipe right when I'm ready, but I don't know how long it will take. Wish me luck.
Good luck. Let us know.
If dubs, she'll swipe right.
Put yourself out of your misery you dumb Kek. If you spend 15 minutes fawning over one dumb bitches profile you'll never get anywhere on tinder. It's a numbers game, nigger. Swipe 'em ALL right and don't give a fuck.
Regards,
Chad
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Does this picture trigger you /r9k/?
You'll never have a sweet blonde qt gf.
>>24965597
no but if i had one i wouldnt want a race traitor whore of one
Not at all. Overjoyed at the destruction of the White race
>>24965656
whites aren't going anywhere pal.
>Age
>Height
>Weight
>Gender
>Are you a virgin?
23
182cm
100 kg
m
nope
>25
>5'6
>187 lbs
>male
>what do you fucking think, I'm 5'6.
>>24965483
>18
>178
>67
>male
>yeah
If you want to try out and see how it feels to have sex with another man? Sucking dick, 69, getting fucked in the ass?
Since the lack of sexual experience I've had I'm getting really confused about my sexuality, I feel like i'm turning gay because of the lack of sexual experience with girls(only had sex once with a person I didn't find attractive, it sucked, I couldn't even blow my load).
I might be gay I'm not sure, I've always considered myself straight tho, I feel like lack if intimacy is turning me towards guys because i gave up on women a long time ago.
What does /r9k/ think? Is it ok for a "straight" guy to experiment with the same sex? Is lack of pussy turning betas like me gay?
Its possible to turn gay with enough exposure to porn and lack of contact with women.
Sorry m8, but I'm more into loli than gay shit.
>>24965469
Source?`-l;p
>attractive girls (in my league) ask me out
>reject them because I think they could do better
Who else self-hating?
>>24965419
And then you come on 4chan to talk about it for attention. Please kill yourself.
>>24965419
Give yourslef a chance, a relationship could make you a better man. It will actually.
Your gf will want you to change a few little things about you, you'll obviously agree and do it cause you're a beta fag and then BOOM she deserves you.
It's important to have a first (true) relationship that does that, you can't go anywhere if you don't even give yourself that chance.
>>24965419
Kinda happened to me once, I'm afraid of relationships:
>crush flirts with me trough highschool
>the only girls who's ever shown any interest towards me
>act cold,ignore her or respond sarcastically
>eventually she stops talking to me
Do you still watch children's cartoons /r9k/?
Yes, anime counts.
do South Park and adult swim cartoons count?
>>24965356
Anything past season10counts.
Yes. But you couldn't pay me to watch blandtopia.
Give me some hope robots
There is no hope, only sorrow.
>>24965311
Hope for what? What is the problem anon?
>>24965340
Is that the view from your commieblock?
>>24965421
Hope for life, it's dark, wet, cold, I'm depressed, my commute is 1 hour there and 1 hour back for a 4 hour shift. Enough money to pay the bills but none for disposable spending.
Tell me about your prostitute experiences if you had any
that requires money
where would i get money from without asking my parents
and if i did ask them they would want to know for what
do you think its true? That he really has hiv?
>>24965267
>be me 26yo
>standard robot status
>decided to break the ice and lose virginity to the prostitute
>found some qt escort girl on the internet
>called her and agreed for a session in the evening that day
>told her im fat, she says she dont mind
>came to her flat
>really qt 8/10 girl opens and invites me inside
>she smiles and says she expected something much worse, like 360lbs guy (im 260lbs)
>hands me over the towel and sends me to the shower (it's a usual custom, at least that's what the guys on prostitute experience forums say)
>do a quick shover, focusing mainly on the most important parts
>robot program strikes in, i pull my underwear and shirt back on
>she's a bit surprised im dressed
>asks me what's wrong and that i don't have to be nervous with that curiously cute smile on her face
>as i start pulling my shirt up, a giant scar on my belly gets revealed
>i have almost 12 inches long scar coming down straight over my belly from the traffic accident
>her cute face twists in a disgust with a pinch of fear
>she says nothing, stares on my belly for few seconds
>then she demands 3x times more of the price as a "ugly tax"
>suddenly a pimp rushes in from nowhere
>i began to dress
>pimp says that if i want to leave, i have to pay $20 for a shower and her time
>i shrugged it off, handed him the money and left as fast as possible
>im in central europe
>tfw even whores are disgusted by you
How do you approach pretty girls in public . Different approaches depending on situation? I hate when I see a pretty girl in public by herself and I don't have the nerves to go up and get to know her. Or if I'm at a bar with friends and there are pretty girls there and you just can't go up and talk. This is so debilitating :(
>How do you approach pretty girls in public
I don't.
>>>/adv/
>>>/trash/
if i talked to girls i prob wouldn't be on /r9k/ right now
Seriously, unless you have a 10/10 male model face, don't approach random attractive girls in public. Even if you were a 10 I still wouldn't like your chances.
>tfw I've been a NEET for so long and haven't interacted with anybody I know online or in real life in so much time that the one minute I go to normiebook, I see that everyone thinks I'm dead
It's kinda funny actually
>>24964985
> going on facebook at all
they think you are dead?
...why did you make a facebook tho
I haven't posted nothing on my normiebook or changed my profile pic since like 2 years ago kek
Is anybody else /doesntenjoyanything/ here? I used to really love a lot of things; guitar, trumpet, piano, singing, video games, shitposting, etc.
Now the only things I like are pizza, showering, and sleeping.
that's depression: a loss of interest in things one once enjoyed. get help.
>>24964997
Tbh the only thing that would help me is having a good friend. That isn't happening so I might as well give up.
>>24965034
You think you won't lose interest in a friend too?
Is 5'6 without shoes manlet? Fml if it wasnt for 5'6 i would have possibility of being autist chad
Undoubtedly manlet tier, my friend.
>>24964897
I'm 5'7 without shoes and 5'10 with.
There's literally no excuse to be a manlet when you have lifts. Unless you're like 5'3 or something, then yeah, all hope is lost.
sigh.. already knew the answer.. just wanted confirmation
So are SSRIs and other psych meds actually terrible for you? I feel better on lexapro but don't want to end up a zombie.
>>24964757
>So are SSRIs and other psych meds actually terrible for you?
In what way?
>but don't want to end up a zombie
What do you mean by this?
>>24964757
I've been on Paxil and wellbutrin for a year now for depression and anxiety. So far, I feel better and there have been no "zombie" side effects. So I would continue to take them.
>used aripiprazole
>binge eating commence
>70kg -> 90kg within 3 months
>used ritalin
>can't sleep anymore because no longer feeling tired
Who failed more in life so far your parents or you?
>>24964529
Is pic related you OP?
>>24964667
Just fuck buddy
>>24964696
>fuck
>buddy
>JUST
Pick one
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