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>need to shower
>sister is in the shower right now
>not a high enough power level to hop in with her
life is suffering
what are you feeling right now, /r9k/?
I'm a fan of the Dallas Cowboys. You don't know what pain means (unless you're a Browns fan).
>>24967777
Worst get ever.
>>24967777
Definitely not the pain of those quads.
![3972293-20091226095201!blueeyesultimatedragon-jmp-en-scr-le[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/1dN2uUm.png "3972293-20091226095201!blueeyesultimatedragon-jmp-en-scr-le[1]")
No Arc-V, Pendulum, or Xyz fags allowed
Pendulum and xyz ruined yugioh and are the reason Blue eyes Ultimate dragon will never be viable again.
>>24967689
So you're a shitter who refuses to adapt and only wants to play with your awful nostalgia cards. BEWD was shit long before even the Synchro era because you're trading 9000 ATK and a spell for some garbage monster that you'll lose next turn.
I wish more of you would isolate yourself here and stay away from /dng/
>>24968001
Nice shit taste there. Yugioh was better when it was about fun card games and not math problems
>>24967689
Blue eyes ultimate dragon was literally never playable or even close to it.
at least you arent as big of a kek as this faggot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNH5EUw7gxk
his gf is cute
>implying the world champion of masturbation wants to fuck anyways
>>24967670
He's dating a genuine medical asexual.
The only kind of women who will never cheat on you.
Opposite of a kuck
When was the hardest you've ever ejaculated?
>>24967580
The first time
>>24967580
When I was jacking off to an asian blowjob porn
gonna greentexts just for the keks
>masturbate almost daily
>have a cheeserian pizzerian fetish
>leave it aside for like 2 years, i can get off to normal porn anyways
>go on a 4 month no-fap
>one day get up horny af
>good ol tor
>find perfect video
>start jacking off
>when i came it was so hard that it went flying almost to the roof, the strain got into my hair, face and lips, and also into my mouth because my jaw literally fell to see how high that shit was
Basically i busted a nut on myself
>bunch of horrible shit happens to me within the last year
>get depressed and anxious to the point that i physically have difficulty being in certain situations
>becoming a shut-in, cry all the time
>coping with weed, which a few friends i talked to before i went full hermit mode know about
>one friend's gf messages me on fb out of the blue
>8/10 azn qt
>tells me she'd like to smoke with me
>tells me she has something to say in person
>she comes over
>what she wanted to tell me is that since i went full hermit mode, she broke up with friend
>we smoke (i was the second person she's done so with), go sit in her car, listen to music, talk, cuddle
>leads to a lot of feeling each other and shit
>i really enjoy myself and she says she does too
>she starts to get emotional
>asks me if it was a good idea for her to come out here and do all this with me
>i tell her if she's enjoying herself it's just fine
>says we can't be a couple because she still loves her ex
>i say that's fine with me, i don't want anything serious anyways
>say we'll just keep it between us
>we come down and continue to laugh and smile and be friends
>she walks me to my door, hugs me, and goes home
>messages me on fb the next morning, just to say have a good day
so is this what you would consider a windfall? i'm no chad by any means. will this blow up in my face like a priest on an altar boy? i have no idea if this could go bad, but it seems to good to be true
>>24967521
You've been keked
>>24967621
:^(
y have i been kekd
You have a friend op.
Make the most of it before you are dead.
Who /Happy Dreams/ here?
Dreams are by far the best part of my life.
I never remember any of my dreams but sleeping is still one of my favorite activities.
I hate my dreams, they're all incredibly gory and scary. It's nice to have something different from the malaise of day to day NEETdom though
I mostly never remember,
but when I do,
dreams are all that's good about life.
No matter how sad they might be, they just fucking feel good.
I'm about to inject one of these. I've only heard good things from people who have so I guess we will see how it goes
Thats an anti-diarrheal.
>>24967471
Well its goin in my veins
>>24967471
Loperamide is an opioid. It capitalizes on the opioid side effect of constipation to cure diarrhea. The reason it's sold OTC is that it absolutely sucks at entering the brain unlike other opioids so you can't normally get high off of it. OP wants to inject it to circumvent this.
Hi guys, I'm back for a little bit of anyone's still interested.
ITT: Ask someone from the future (just about) anything.
>>24967440
*if
We don't have spelling and grammar in the future obviously.
1) Which film, novel, game or anime depicting a future world is the most accurate.
2) When does Trump get assassinated?
>>24967491
1) I actually haven't read much science fiction stuff really. I can't give you an answer that you'd enjoy. But if you read or watch any stories about a socialist capitalist hybrid baby utopia, it might be kinda accurate.
He doesn't, but he gets arrested for some sort of sex crime.
I want to sing this to my wife.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7nmB20qJv4
Ballpark estimates on how long to learn? Keep in mind I'm a genius and learn everything quickly.
>>24967361
How tough are your fingers and how well do you handle blisters? And how well do you handle continuous pain? It will honestly take you weeks just to be able to play basic chords comfortably and to be able to play for more than 5-10 minutes without your fingers hurting.
I don't have any experience with singing, but i imagine it would take you years to learn a song with that singing level.
Basic acoustic guitar honestly won't take you very long. If you practice alot you could learn in only months.
>>24967361
Most paramore songs are simple chords m8. A week if you aren't totally incompetent
So whats the deal with this guy and his videos. When is he going to start killing people?
>>24967264
One of his videos ranting about normies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7q2q5y6BfQM
Never. He's in sweden. The closest thing you can buy to a gun in sweden is a black dildo.
He's just an autistic swede with a bone marrow infection that likes to paint figs.
https://youtu.be/Caahpx9aLNI
This is some high grade weeb autism at 1:40
bumped for more autism
autist or not he fulfilled his dream of meeting his idol
>>24967263
>this pathetic shell of masculinity is happy
>you're not
>using Reddit or Tumblr for any reason
>using 4chan for any reason
>>24967227
>tfw I visit reddit more than any other site
reddit > 4chan for info
4chan > reddit for fun
So r9k
Why do women think there are no consequences for their actions? I am still angry 24 hours later so I want to share a story
>out drinking last night with some friends
>taking a big ass gulp
>bitch comes out of nowhere and knocks the bottom of my glass so it spills down my front
>turns away laughing
>immediately throw remainder in her hair
>bitch acts the victim
>immediately leave to avoid bouncers/white knight faggots
So tell me, why are women so awful?
>>24967207
what a cunt
>not suprised
>>24967207
Imagine going your whole life not getting the shit beat out of you for being an asshole. Its why I never feel sympathy for women with physically abusive husbands. They're just getting the discipline they didn't get when they were young.
>>24967207
you forgot to spit in her eye
Why do you guys like Rodge so much?
He was a spoiled rich brat who mocked the disadvantage then cried about how hard is wealthy life was. He got to drive a top notch car, got to go to a top notch collage, and yet he acted like he had it so hard.
If he was black with the same motivation and mindset you guys would be posting "didnu nuffin" memes
eh he's overrated. Would have been cool if he had actually managed to shoot up that sorority. Watch his videos though, they're pretty great.
He did have it hard when it came to women. Women outright rejected him completely. And don't give me that he never approached women bullshit. He had zero female attention his entire life. They flat out were not interested in him at all.
>>24967260
he wanted to fuck hot blonde California gurls. That just straight wasn't going to happen. Not his fault but he didn't have it 'hard'.
>tfw you will never start an epic thread
I would settle for one with just a 150 replies honestly
>>24967194
Maybe you should stop being so boring.
>>24967194
just b (You)rself family
>>24967226
I try man I try
nothing works
