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What happened to your old school pals, /r9k/?
>>24964521
Moved on with their lives and left me alone.
>>24964521
What pals?
>>24964569
the guys who made fun of you at lunch break
Would you be happy if you were immortal and could fly?
That doesn't seem to change anything, really.
It would be cool, though.
>Immortal
>Being lonely for fucking eternity
Hell no..
>>24964497
You'll be lonely for all eternity all the same, fag
Well r9k what are we going to say?
'wanna smash'
I feel like one day writing about how much you hate the robot is gonna be unoriginal content from how much everyone hates the robot
>>24964409
>"3/10, fuck outta here".
tbbh
>>24964409
Heil Hitler, would you care to partake in the extermination of the jewish race?
Who /deddickfromSSRIs/ here?
I take ssris yet I'm still a horny fucker
>>24964998
for me SSRIs didn't make me any less horny. I just couldn't orgasm unless I jack-hammered my dick to near exhaustion.
>>24965022
I guess I'm lucky then, it's probably cause I'm only 18 though
itt: ask a fat guy who had sex three times this weekend anything
How fat?
>>24964358
Hands don't count
How much did it cost you?
Wonder why you don't have gf?
Shut up, Whxre
>>24964324
>implying i dont hide my powerlevel
Step it up, slut
>>24964324
And girls who view these as red flags are the type of girls I avoid happily.
Reporting in! Mrs. Vickies Jalapeno chips are the best
The fedora of chips.
>Buying a woman's chips
holy fucking fedora
>>24964342
>>24964389
Well meme'd :)
How do I upvote on here?
Whats your favorite music genre robots
hardcore punk
Autism metal
post dancecore
since when did it become acceptable to like black women?
>>24964215
when they became hot as fuck
>>24964261
When they became Americanized, got American features from interbreeding, and became convinced by their media and culture that whites are superior to blacks in terms of fatherhood and being able to support a family.
>>24964215
Since Tomas Jefferson
i dont get it, explain please
idk, must be a new dank meme hot off the presses
>>24964040
It's /s4s/, man
You don't ask
she wants to fuck in the
>tfw i go to mcdonalds and the wagecuk recognizes me
>says "that will be 12.94 of wagecuk's tax/tear dollars"
>so i give the poor cuk his own shekels back to him and say "tick tock kekie"
>he starts to cry in front of everyone
>i drive off laughing
Life's good ;D
>neet
>car
>enough disposable income to go to mcdonalds and actually get filled on a regular basis
cmon man
>>24964051
>parent's car
>rent-free basement
>900 cukbux monthly for faked autism
life's good
>>24964256
must be pretty cool bringing fems back to your moms basement..
>tfw 5'10 manlet
most girls are my hight, and they want nothing to do with a guy that isn't at least 3 inches taller then they are
how manlets deal with this feel ?
>>24963973
Botkek, no one is buying the 5'10" thing...
You're 5'10 and you're considered a manlet? Where are you from?!
Implying that 5'8 isn't the perfect height for a man and that anything over 6'0 is a waste anyway.
>>24964020
5'10 is pretty short to be honest familia
Fembots, what's your fulfilled and what's your unfulfilled fetishes?
Fulfilled:
>eye contact
Unfulfilled:
>having bf
>>24963938
Very creative answer. Do you have a lot of pictures of frogs on your computer
>>24963983
Close enough, right?
who /dxm/ here?
what's the experience like?
should I just down a bottle of robitussin?
have you had any memorable experiences?
One time. It's weird and I puked like I never puked before and the negative effects outweighed the positive for me
That said, some people like it a lot more than I did. Probably worth trying once if you're bored
Someone repost this in these threads so anons robotrip properly and don't die
>never do any product with any active ingredients other than dxm. This is why people die or throw up, they do the wrong kind of robo. Look for long acting cough in the blue package for the right robo type.
> try not to eat at least 5 hours before going to do dxm, food in your stomach will make you nauseous and way more likely to puke and have a bad time
>DO NOT MIX WITH ALCOHOL, IT IS LETHAL OR VERY PAINFUL TO DO SO
>actually calculate how much dxm you need for your weight, if you're a fatty you might not be taking enough or if you're a skeleton it could be too much
>try not to scratch yourself, especially the head. Dxm can make you super itchy
Happy trippin
>tfw brain fizzies
Ask a reluctant yandere anything.
> I don't know where three years went, but I'm still hopeful I'll end up with my oneitis
>we only had one class together back in uni and he had no clue what my name was or that I've even been this obsessive
everyday I'm suffering
FUCK OFF YOU FAT DELUSIONAL WHORE
>obsessing over chad for years
>yandere
that's just called being a woman
I hope that you're at least a girl, for your sake
