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lets start some kind of r9k self help group
to motivate eachother to become succesful and productive members of society
anyone have good suggestions for a platform?
suggestion for first rule: no whores
you're moms vagina
>>24956117
thanks for the bump you bastard
How about a CSGO team? At the end of every ranked match you tally up your kills/deaths/points and that's how many pushups/pullups/situps you have to do before you can play again?
I've been doing 20 pushups in between matches. It makes me feel like not such a lazy piece of shit and if I lose weight I will feel better about myself and maybe go outside more.
>tfw you find a punch of nerd guys when going to a local pub
>immediatly they want sex
I just wanted to talk about anime and vidya.
>>24956060
fuck off go find female friends to talk about it with
>>24956060
>immediatly they want sex
What do they say that makes you think this?
>>24956060
go talk to your female freinds about that.
Just wait, men will be friend zoning you roasties in their 30s when you are looking to settle down or remarry because they don't want to be with your nasty roastie disrespectful ass that only uses men and not respects them.
My girlfriend is about a week late on her period. What do I do?
>>24956010
The only reasonable answer.
>>24956010
Did you go cummies in her OP?
Get a pregnancy test you fuckwit.
So, why don't you guys date a chubby? Their expectations are lower, they like to fuck just like any other girl, and are more open to do fetishy stuff in general.
>>24955936
>thick
Ftfy
DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOU ARE?!
I FUCKING PREFER CHUBBY GIRLS BUT I AM TOO MUCH OF A ROBOT TO GET A GF
YOU THINK I WOULDNT DATE A CHUBBY IN A FUCKING PLANCK TIME?
FUCK OP ALL YOU ARE DOING IS REMINDING ME THAT I DIDNT FUCKING TALK TO THAT ONE GIRL YESTERDAY WHEN I TOTALLY COULD HAVE INTRODUCED MYSELF!
FUCK YOU
Because they are ugly. I'm not that desperate that I'm willing to lower my standards.
Has anyone else given up with women? Not "all women are whores, i'm so lonely bawww" but straight up stopped caring. I've had a few casul sex partners and thats it really, and i have a timid personality, which is a total turnoff. But at work, one guy is moving in with his new girlfriend, and two others are getting married. If i ever stop to think about it, I must look so strange to not care, like i must be secretly gay or mentally ill, and no matter what people never treat you with much respect either, so there's only so far you can go not thinking about how bizarre you look to people. I just gave up thinking anyone could love me, and when i did it was like this massive weight fell off my shoulders. It's not ideal but it is completely realistic. So what is the fucking deal about it?
>>24955702
I'm trying. I'm an ugly male, a white male at that which is even more marginalized by society. I hate this fucking life. Women, non-whites, the government, the educational system all are keking us and screwing us over. They get pleasure from it. Even our own people are keking us for their own individual gain. The women and minorities laugh at us. I bet God is too because he defeated the Jew's enemy, the white race and successfully put us in subjugation over the people who we previously ruled over.
I lost my desire to be in a relationship a couple months ago. I really don't care about it now. Its a bad thing for me though, it was one of the things I still cared about. It gave me some motivation, although not much.
Honestly though, aside from sex... Dating/marriage don't sound all that tempting.
>>24955702
I still want a gf, but any motivation or balls I had to get one are long gone
It's kinds of like there's a carrot dangling a few feet in front of me, but I don't have arms or legs to go get it
SKYPE THREAD EVERYONE GET IN HERE
I'm making a new skype group WITHOUT cancer, I'll try my best to make it /comfy/ for everyone, be nice and we can enjoy ourselves.
https://join.skype.com/lVPMlcY60Xwt
anime girl for visibility
also be troll resistant and dont be too edgy
>>24955634
> Weaboo
> WITHOUT cancer
No thanks, mate
Bumping this /comfy/ skype thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F3pYjYxl86E
>Looks beautiful
>Sounds decent
>Isn't an SJW
>Calls out feminism and female privilege
Redpilled as fuck, 10/10, would date.
>mfw I completely agree but can't say anything because I am male.
Damn, men are even better at being women than women.
>is a man
Yeah nah
Guys please start reading.
All of you who were smart as teens and feel empty headed and stupid now? Start reading.
If you can't find the right words to express yourself and you can't remember things well, can't focus. Start reading.
Let's say, you were born with a fixed I.Q, and it could be very high. But If you dont engage your mind, you'll never function at the level that you should be, You could have a 150 I.Q, but if you dont read, you'll feel like it's 100.
Please Robots, trust me, I know the feeling big time. Just try to read 1 book a week. After a month you'll feel so much better
God damn I hate myself for not reading for atleast half a year. After conscription I have been just locked to my computer.
Yes, the most important thing to realize in order to empower yourself and find fulfilment in your life is that intelligence is not fixed
>>24955555
Why though? I don't disagree, I'm actually interested because I feel I was smarter when I was a kid, but how does reading help? I already read news and 4chan. How is a book better at exercising my intellect?
Also nice quints.
How was your life in 2005?
I was 18 in 2005
I played WoW, Quake 3 and CS 1.6 with my friends at school, i was earning money working for my dad and I was generally a lot happier.
I have none of the above anymore.
>>24955490
Finished elementary, didnt give a fuck about anything, have my last birthday party with school freind.
Also, the year when mental disorders started showing up.
Better.
>2005 was a decade ago
>2025 is the same distance as 2005 to 2015
>9/11 was 14 years ago
>there are girls who had already lost their virginity drunken at a party
>there are 14 year-old chads who already had sex
>meanwhile 23 and kv
let the world burn
any robots ever done LSD?
a fried has some and he asked if I'd like to try. i've never done any drugs before.
would love to hear stories, thoughts, suggestions, etc.
I've done mushrooms and lsd.
The mushrooms were like being awake during a dream, yet still having no control over it. The patterns were slow and had dark colors.
LSD was similar, but the patterns were more dense and brightly colored.
Even with fairly high doses, I never had full on hallucinations. There was no talking to people / things that weren't there.
Do it if you have an open mind. If you're scared or hesitant going into it, you'll likely have a bad time
>>24955630
ever experienced a bad trip? that's what i worry about
>I already told you, I'm NOT interested in infidels. It is haram! So either convert or stop wasting my time you rugged, strapping hunk of a kafir... before you get us both honor slain!
What do?
>>24955432
imagine what those caterpillars look like unpruned
>>24955432 enjoy the fact that you dont live in a third world with those untermenschen like here in austria
Have a theological debate on the existence of a god and attempt to make her abandon her faith.
>his IQ is below 150
That makes it easier for you to manipulate him.
DANCE PUPPET DANCE!
>used to have IQ of 160 when i was 16
>smoked weed for 4 years
>repeat test
>IQ: 105
o-ok...
>>24955250
I'm too lazy to test my intelligence with those IQ tests, but probably i'm stupid. But is it really that great to be smart? You just feel how everyone else is just plain dumb.
It is time for me to leave /r9k/. I'm still a robot, but I'm going to a place where there will be no Internet. I will miss you all, shitposting with you dear faggots made my KHHV life so much easier to bear. I will truly miss you all, look to the stars sometime and remember me so I don't feel alone in Mongolia. Sorry dad, bye Oneitis. Bye 4chan :')
>mongolia
fuckin min maxing faggot im gonna slap your horse archers to shit
FUCK YOUUUUUUUUU
Why Mongolia?
>>24955180
There's nothing we can do to change your mind?
I need a cute girl to go on a suicidal journey with. Where do I start?
Ask Charles Manson
>>24954979
Why a cute girl? Why not an ugly one?
>>24955014
Because it's an important factor in the sequence of feeling strongly attracted to them. The events of doing what lovers do, holding each other in each others arms, feeling connected would go much more smoothly if primal urges are fulfilled to a level. We can fall in love and then say goodbye to the world, together.
>normie teen brother has friends over
>some of them are girls, i can hear them laughing
>need to piss and am starving
>kitchen and toilet are located where i'd have to walk past the group to get there
>nothing to piss in in my room
what do /r9k/
>>24954950
out the window.
ive done it
>>24954950
piss out window anon?
>>24954962
>>24954963
fly screen on window + parents room directly adjacent, they would hear and smell probably
