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Who /recessivegenes/ here? I'm so fucking mad that my brother got all the dominant genes and that I got the shit ones. My life was determined from the start! He's such an alpha-chad, fucking chicks left and right, while I'm stuck on a shitty island full of retarded mouth-breathers. My dad purposefully gave me these recessive traits as some kind of joke or some shit like that. Pic related is my face.
>>24963601
Liquid?! What are you doing here?!
>>24963653
FUCK YOU SNAKE REEEEE WHYD YOU GET ALL THE GOOD GENES FUCK U FUCK U FUCK U FUCK U
>>24963601
>>24963653
>>24963773
if any of you understood the metal gear "lore", you would know liquid got the dominant ones. solid got the recessive, but turned out better. solidus was a mix of the two. also:
>genetics dont work that way
How do you transform a slut into a respectable housewife?
I'm in love with a camgirl and recently I won a raffle for a date with her. I'm meeting her next weekend on a fancy italian restaurant and I want to know how to make her abandon her ways and spend her life with me.
I have money, looks and a good job, I just want her to realize she can aim for a better life.
You're making an implication that she's unhappy, could go badly from there. Just enjoy your time with her.
>>24963565
>How do you transform a slut into a respectable housewife?
You don't.
Why on earth would you want to?
post her picture
Hello bots, week is at its end, what did you do to improve yourself in the last 7 days ?
>tfw you let jackie chan down
>tfw he will die in your lifetime
studied programming and worked out, also finished the semester all right
>>24963562
I decided to stop feeling. Emotions only cloud your judgement.
Girls are so vocal about being "depressed" and having problems. I feel like females don't even understand pain sometimes, and wish they could experience the pressures of being a man.
Haven't thought about suicide in 4 months though so I'm okay.
How are you guys doing?
I consider suicide on a weekly basis.
if i owned a gun I'd probably already be dead.
>>24963521
>that fucked-up x-axis
This sort of beginner's mistake pisses me off so hard. I just know the government drone who made this shitty graph went on 24 months of maternity leave the very next day.
>>24963659
Same here but it's almost an hourly thing.
She just broke up with me robots. 2 years down the drain. She was the only thing i had left, I dont know what to do.
>>24963490
Do what you were born to do.
>>24963490
Big deal. You'll be all right.
>>24963490
you'll be fine senpaijust keep on NEET-in on
Daily Reminder
Women would rather be abused than date an average guy that treats her well
Been dating an 'average' guy who treats me well for 4 years. Never dated an abusive guy and don't see why anyone would want to. Come at me.
>>24963488
>>24963543
I hate you both
>>24963543
Hes cheating on you dude
Take these two tests to prove you are a robot, or to just see if you have the autism.
https://psychology-tools.com/autism-spectrum-quotient/
https://psychology-tools.com/empathy-quotient/
R9k is just whiney normies
Real autist/neets suppress their sadness
>mfw i got 6 out of 80
>>24963602
Let's see if someone can legitimately get a 1 out 80 and a 50 out of 50.
>$2000 of NEETbux come in on Monday
Feels good to not be a wageslave
>$2000
>implying the government wants to wast that much on you
In food stamps, maybe.
>>24963398
$2000? didn't know they paid welfare annually now.
Why do you get neetbux tho?
Hi friends!
My following tips or tricks are only for anons who are diapers messers or would like to be one or hesitate to be one because of bad experiences with smell and cleanup.
I must confess that I really LOVE diapers (and pants) pooping very much (even in public) although the smell and the cleanup afterwards are not a real fun.
So I allow me to offer some practical tips from my long-time experience as diapers pooper:
>>24963278
Reducing Poopy Smells:
(1) Wear good plastic pants over your diapers that some times can hide the odor for a good while.
(2) Wear also boxer shorts pretreated with Febreze that additionally absorbs the smell.
(3) You may take some peppermint-oil capsules a few days in advance which can turn the smell a bit into peppermint-odor (but cannot transform poop into peppermint chocolate!!)
(4) Reducing poopy smell in the appartment/bed etc: Use Febreze spray and/or burn incense cones which cover the smell very good.
>>24963309
Avoiding diaper rash:
(1) If you use Baby Cream or Baby Oil or Baby Oil Gel or Diaper Rash Cream (with at least 20% Zinc Oxide) (!), it will keep the moisture and mess away from your skin and prevent rashes.
(2) Additionally you may disperse/strew some Baby Powder into the inside of your diapers.
>>24963332
Cleanup and reducing smell on the skin without pain:
(1) Just jump in the shower or bathtub, take off your messy diaper, roll it up into a wad, and put it into a plastic bag (or "Diaper Genie").
(2) Use a hand-held shower head in your shower/bathtub.
(3) Use the shower head between your legs and up to your butt until the water runs clear (it takes only a few minutes).
(4) Then use special shower gels (with orange or citric oil aroma [!] which totally delets poopy smell on the skin).
(5) You may use an additional Body Creme or Body Lotion or a good Deo Spray afterwards.
>Relative had a party yesterday
>Cute girl friends of hers filling up balloons
>Steal them and huff the air
Still got two of these bad boys
>>24963244
What does her breath taste like, anon?
>>24963265
Not as warm, since this is two days after the party. I think it just smells generically like a girl. It's a shame people popped the rest of the balloons and I only have two now.
>>24963290
Can I see pics of the balloons?
I wanna see what a qt 3.14 breath balloon looks like pls
do you find yourself on a pendulum where you are either in a state of suicidal depression or in a fit of rage?
>>24963152
we've all got problems
>>24963152
Not always. Sounds like you have some form of bipolar.
>>24963152
This kind of emotional instability really reflects your livelihood (unless you're fucked up on some Xanax or shit)
You may only post in this thread if you have a 10/10, god-tier youtube video.
Allow me to start with a classic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5y3NQi_RAY
>>24963125
That one's actually pretty damn good, I didn't expect it to not suck.
My contribution:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-jt5EYHZ5U
Can we shrill videos?
https://youtu.be/2LBR9P32u2k
Would you date a gender-swapped version of yourself?
>25 year old virgin
>not fat
>lives with parents
>plays videogames, drinks beer, and watches anime
Sounds like my perfect waifu.
>>24963117
YES! LIFE WOULD BE SO MUCH EASIER! WHERE CAN I SIGN?!?
>>24963117
of course
>loyal
>average, and fit
>good career prospects
your gender swap sounds like a redflag op
Definitely. As testosterone-filled I am (Terminator-tier face), I could imagine my estrogen-filled counterpart.
The clock is ticking, collegekeks. You better study for that exam about some faggot from the 17th century or you'll never get that degree to get that job that pays slightly more that an entry level one.
I've got a paper to write, a law memo to finish, a case brief to write, a test to take, and a speech to give.
But for now I'm smoking weed in a Portapotty
>tfw i have to read about some irrelevant faggot who had no impact on history whatsoever
fuck you, socrates
>>24963031
Nigger fuck you. Socrates got more damn pussy than u did bruh
Psy is proof that robots are just another male power fantasy. He's a manlet, fat, and non-white - every excuse you """"men"""" use to justify being alone. In reality every male has the ability to improve upon himself and become successful. Women do not have this ability. We have evolved as the ones who are chased, not the chasers. We do not have the ability to improve upon ourselves. If we are unwanted by being ugly, too tall, flat, fat, or some other baseless beauty standard we cannot fix this without the male genetics you have.
Get over yourself and give up on the robot myth. Fembots exist and this is provable by evolution, robots do not.
>>24962934
>male power fantasy
Please go kill yourself
>>24962934
Psy is a washed up has been and the only reason he was ever famous in the first place is because honkies are threatened by successful Asian men who aren't fat, walking stereotypes like Leslie Chow or William Hyung.
south korea as a culture has a much more embedded inferiority complex, leading to an extreme focus on appearances and superficiality. hence the super developed state of plastic surgery to the point that it's culturally accepted/welcomed to gift plastic surgery to people, an obsession with polished and choreographed media and entertainment, and a deep rooted sense of pride in achievements and accomplishments by belittling/appropriating those of others, both on a personal level as well as on a societal/national level, and internationally as well.
psy rose up as the antithesis to this, and as such, was accepted as a novelty for being everything that modern south korean culture is not - "ugly," but very confident and self assured. it's a welcome change of pace and should be viewed as an anomaly that was made by very particular cultural circumstances and not as a template for western robots to follow.
