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I don't know where else I'd post this
>>24959336
why can't you post moon on /r9k/ anyway?
>>24959422
So you can't fool the robot, which you definitely can't do as it stands.
This wagekek meme is fucking cancer.
>>24959248
Thisthread is the true cancer.
>>24959248
don't be mad, wagekek. Just accept it
>>24959248
It's because of all the NEETS who need to project their self hatred/ everyone these days just being fucking unoriginal.
What was your favourite meme of this year?
Those are all normie memes you piece of shit.
>pepes
>march 2015
>beta urpising
>october 2015
I fucking hate normies
The best menes on that list:
>Trust nobody
>JUST
>Succ
>Real nigga hours
>Why you lyin
>UCC shooting
Honorable mention to John Cena because that meme combined with his US Title run made me an actual Cena fan
Americas next leader will be either a
>woman
>negro
>kike
>reality TV star
>>24959152
And there's nothing wrong with 1 of them.
>>24959152
I'll take the reality tv star
I'll take the jew. At least he's one of those far left jews and not one of those gimme all your sheqels ones. The closer we get to destroying capitalism the better desu
got an appointment with my doctor tomorrow (anxiety/depression), what should i expect?
i'm pretty shit at talking about my problems, i feel like cancelling. i'm worried i'll go "uhh yeah im ok, i just been down, its fine" then he dismisses me
>>24959090
bump. how do you know when its time to try meds?
>>24959090
bump. thought r9k would be up on this stuff?
he will probably give you SSRI, its shit, but you can still try it
Who here /is attracted to women but still thinks that vaginas look disgusting/.
>inb4 I'm gay.
I jerk off 2-3 times a day to soft images and videos of women who have their panties on. Stripteases and the like. Sometimes ASMR as well.
i literally only watch the blowjob part of porn
what is visually appealing or arousing about watching a dick go into a vagina
please tell me
>>24959036
I often find softcore to be so much more erotic than normal porn for it is a lot easier to relate to. I've seen girls in panties and I always see girls wearing clothes, while I've never seen a naked girl. I find it easier to imagine "it could be me there".
vaginas aren't nice to look at but it's what's on the inside that counts. They call it "bumping uglies" for a reason senpai
lol guys, i did not get any replies on last post, is thery any subreddit for r9k?
ls this a joke?
>>24959031
>ls this a joke?
no this is sparta. xddd
>>24959066
KEKKED AND CHEKKED
Just to clarify, I don't mean nice in the m'lady fedora sense
>inb4 get fedora memed for saying not in the fedora sense
>>24958998
nice to friends and family, ya. nice and good to most people ya.
asshole to jerks and rude people, tho.
>>24958998
>a girl into aphex twin.
Yeah fucking right.
>>24958998
I'm not sure, I like to think I am but I judge everyone I meet and often laugh at other people's expense so probably not senpai desu
1. Tidy up your room. Gotta start living like if you would with gf.
2. All NEETbux money go for clothes instead for video games and computer parts. Gotta replace all those autistic cargo pants, New Balance and hiking boots with some fashion.
3. No more video games, anime or fapping. Gotta reconnect with real world.
4 Neckbeard must go. Either clean shaved or neatly trimmed like Tony Stark.
5 Go to uni and study either law, math or medicine. Nothing worse then for a NEET than working in McDonald when your parents eventually die.
6. Quit 4chan. That's the final and hardest part but necessary to leave all that fat autistic neckbeardism behind.
>>24958990
>Go to uni
Or teach yourself a marketable skill like programming for free without sinking up to your eyeballs in crippling debt.
>Quit 4chan
This is good advice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hhx6IfKrvEQ
Except video games and 4chan are normie territory now.
>>24959032
To get upper tier dev jobs u need a degree.
>take girl I don't really like out on date
>expect just to fuck her and never talk to her again
>shes actually an incredibly interesting person
>As the night goes on I realize I actually really like her
>Don't have sex with her because I don't want to ruin anything
I felt like she was disappointed I didn't make anything happen, but I've honestly never liked another girl like this.
I've never had feelings for anyone after actually getting to know them, and the connection between us is palpable.
I'm completely lost now and don't know what to do.
Don't worry, you won't see her again because she'll hate that you didn't fuck her
>>24959021
this. you beta'd hard.
>>24959021
>>24959047
you're probably right
This is why not talking to people is so much easier
>18 years old
>work eight months at a supermarket to pay for high school senior trip to Asia
>in that time, meet the most aimless, valueless, depressing career retail workers I have ever known
>go on trip, quit job, finish high school, go to university
>four years later
>come home for christmas
>go to supermarket i used to work at to buy groceries
>see those same people working there
>four
>years
>later
I don't understand. I hated retail with all my heart. Just going into work was a battle of my willpower to not stay on the interstate and drive to Canada to start a new life. Retail is honestly the worst, most depressing, most frustrating, most soul-sucking work available to human beings. And I wasn't even there for a full year.
How do these fucking people not kill themselves?
They are already dead inside
>>24959015
First reply is always right
I stack shelves at night. its pretty chill, I only work 20 hours a week, hours are flexible, i'm surrounded by middle age women who mommy me and tell me what a handsome young man i am. i like to manipulate them and get out of the harder work.
no customers to deal, rarely ever see management and have the rest of the night and all day to myself.
its pretty alright.
who here just wants to be a cute trap?
>>24958874
Go be mentally defective on /lgbt/, please.
Me, but I'll never, ever pass.
>>24958874
It's all I ever wanted, but I was too ugly to go for it. Life sucks.
>girls pee and poop
How the fuck do you deal with this fact? I was cuddling with a girl last night, and I realized my head was next to where pee comes from and I freaked the fuck out.
Are you 9 years old?
>he doesn't want to drink a girls pee
>>24958875
confirmed for never actually talking to a girl
>>24958880
weirdo
>Sitting on the edge of an abandoned building
>Talking with my best friend
>His girlfriend comes up in conversation
>Explains how she gets sad and lonely very easily
>Feels depressed if they're not together all the time
>They can't afford a deposit for a flat
>Offer to pay for them to get a place, so she's happyI've been in love with her for 5 years.
>>24958635
>>Offer to pay for them to get a place, so she's happy
Talk about being a beta kek
Anon why...
>>24958658
>>24958704
If I had a chance with her, I'd be with her.
As I don't, I'd rather they both be as happy as possible.
Any femanons really don't like transgenders?
I mean I don't have a problem with them I just find them to be too bossy and shady. I know deep down inside they hate me because I was born with a bagina.
The idea of transitioning repulses me but I'm not bothered by them since I've only met one ever in real life.
>>24958563
Frig off Mystery
Well, I am a femanon biologically... But my gender is certainly male.
I literally don't understand why anyone would want to be female, since I've felt it was a curse my entire life. However, I would try to help support someone who felt that way, and I wouldn't question them. I'd just try to accept it.
